Your Perfect Crime

maudgonner

If you could commit one crime and get away with it, what would you do?

(Preferably without hurting anyone in the process. Not seriously anyway).

I'd drain the bank accounts of the 1000 wealthiest people in the world and redistribute it as I sought fit. (Using some of the money to buy back Cadburys, HB, Largo Foods etc, put them in public ownership and have them make their old recipes again. That's what Robin Hood would want me to do).

Ferrari3600

If I'm not mistaken, that's 1000 crimes?

maudgonner

Ferrari3600 wrote: »

If I'm not mistaken, that's 1000 crimes?

OK, I've changed my mind. I'd murder a pernickity boards poster who pokes holes in my logic. I'm not so fussed any more about the 'not hurting people' thing. :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'd drain everyone's account and keep it all for myself

Fleawuss

Ferrari3600 wrote: »

If I'm not mistaken, that's 1000 crimes?

No. Following Irish practice you get 1000 crimes for the price of one. Upon conviction you will be driven by the police to the nearest prison, sit on a hard bench in a small room for 30 minutes and then be driven home having served your sentence (whatever length it was). You are then free to start on the next 1000.

Fleawuss

maudgonner wrote: »

OK, I've changed my mind. I'd murder a pernickity boards poster who pokes holes in my logic. I'm not so fussed any more about the 'not hurting people' thing. :mad:

I'm thinking about a few scumbags I know ...

FortySeven

Dig up the protected limestone pavemment and bog cotton that's holding up the Galway bypass.

maudgonner

Fleawuss wrote: »

No. Following Irish practice you get 1000 crimes for the price of one. Upon conviction you will be driven by the police to the nearest prison, sit on a hard bench in a small room for 30 minutes and then be driven home having served your sentence (whatever length it was). You are then free to start on the next 1000.

Yippee! That means I can murder 1000 pernickety boards posters who question my logic.

Ferrari3600

FortySeven wrote: »

Dig up the protected limestone pavemment and bog cotton that's holding up the Galway bypass.

MOAR ROADS

Stigura

While I try to come up with something to add to this thread. I'd just like to say:

If you negotiate the mine field in the drive .....

Salute! :cool:

kowloon

maudgonner wrote: »

I'd drain the bank accounts of the 1000 wealthiest people in the world and redistribute it as I sought fit. (Using some of the money to buy back Cadburys, HB, Largo Foods etc, put them in public ownership and have them make their old recipes again. That's what Robin Hood would want me to do).

Can I have Cadbury's?

john the one

I'd eat a dead human.

gramar

I'd kick the rear view mirrors off the cars of knobend drivers.

9or10

I'd just park wherever I wanted.

fizzypish

maudgonner wrote: »

I'd drain the bank accounts of the 1000 wealthiest people in the world and redistribute it as I sought fit.

I would rob you before the redistribution took place. Then I would buy nothing as I would have no way to launder that kind of money. I'd probably keep a mil or so and burn the rest. It'd take a lifetime to spend a million on cash in hand stuff. Maybe take up betting but I think the CAB can track that.

uch

I'd put a load of hair remover into jars of Beard Conditioner and give them out free to the Hipster Brigade

Edups

uch wrote: »

I'd put a load of hair remover into jars of Beard Conditioner and give them out free to the Hipster Brigade

That's not a crime. The hipsters are the criminals.

Zulu

Develop some mad malware that would wipe clear everybody's mortgages.

Skylinehead

First you get the sugar....then you get the power....then you get the women

corner of hells

Skylinehead wrote: »

First you get the sugar....then you get the power....then you get the women

Electric sugar women ?
I like that.