There's a wan in work here clipping her nails.. Rank

Jayo11780

....... The dirty pig.
Bad enough that she's doing funk all but she turned around a while ago and all i could hear was the ding of the nail clippers and her rooting away at her hands clicking every few seconds.
But wait for it, she gathered the clippings up on the table before wheeling over to one of the lads bins and dumped the clippings in yer man's bin..

Anyone else find that unacceptable?

HensVassal

Take off your shoes and socks and clip your toenails and dump them in her bin.

s4uv3

Completely unacceptable yet totally believable.
I once worked with a woman who would clean the dirt from under her nails using the scissors we all shared for work. And she'd do it all over the work surfaces we also shared...
Very little shocks me

s4uv3

s4uv3 wrote: »

Completely unacceptable yet totally believable.
I once worked with a woman who would clean the dirt from under her nails using the scissors we all shared for work. And she'd do it all over the work surfaces we also shared...
Very little shocks me

I'm physically wincing here

The flying mouse

I remember a girl I worked with...

cruizer101

Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't really see the issue with cutting your nails in public, I rarely do it mind. Why do people consider it so filthy?

Your Face

s4uv3 wrote: »

Completely unacceptable yet totally believable.
I once worked with a woman who would clean the dirt from under her nails using the scissors we all shared for work. And she'd do it all over the work surfaces we also shared...
Very little shocks me

You shared a scissors?

Ive heard of cut-backs but that's ridiculous!




Boom Boom.

s4uv3

cruizer101 wrote: »

Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't really see the issue with cutting your nails in public, I rarely do it mind. Why do people consider it so filthy?

Cos it is filthy. You're firing dead bits of your skin/nails around common areas where others work.

s4uv3

Your Face wrote: »

You shared a scissors?

Ive heard of cut-backs but that's ridiculous!




Boom Boom.

Sad times. She held one handle, I held the other. For Christmas 2010 our bonus was another scissors so our sharing days were over. Best day ever

Captain Chaos

s4uv3 wrote: »

Cos it is filthy. You're firing dead bits of your skin/nails around common areas where others work.

You're shedding skin constantly all the time and oils from your skin on everything you touch. Do you want a hazmat suit to get through life.:D
Think about how many people use the same door handle, all your germs are mixing and matching constantly.

MeatTwoVeg

s4uv3 wrote:

Cos it is filthy. You're firing dead bits of your skin/nails around common areas where others work.

That's happening all the time anyway.

s4uv3

Captain Chaos wrote: »

You're shedding skin constantly all the time and oils from your skin on everything you touch. Do you want a hazmat suit to get through life.:D

No thanks, I'm grand
Not clipping your nails in public is just basic manners and hygiene ettiquette though, that's all I'm saying.

s4uv3

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

That's happening all the time anyway.

Stop picking scabs and flicking them at me ffs :mad:

Potatoeman

Ever seen people stick a pen in their ear for a dig around? Someone at work does this but they left the pen on someones elses desk and they chew pen tops....

Ted111

Hair or nails can be glorious when attached to the body but will become the vilest things in creation once severed off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6UincFOdnQ

ScumLord

s4uv3 wrote: »

No thanks, I'm grand
Not clipping your nails in public is just basic manners and hygiene ettiquette though, that's all I'm saying.

Hygiene etiquette? Nails are dead on your fingers, they don't make good food for anything, so they're not particularly unhygienic.

Ciaran_B

Jayo11780 wrote: »

....... The dirty pig.
Bad enough that she's doing funk all but she turned around a while ago and all i could hear was the ding of the nail clippers and her rooting away at her hands clicking every few seconds.
But wait for it, she gathered the clippings up on the table before wheeling over to one of the lads bins and dumped the clippings in yer man's bin..

Anyone else find that unacceptable?

I was on the bus once and the massive ham-beast in front of me swung her gigantic leg up onto the seat, took her clown shoe off and started filing away at her corns.

I legit nearly vomited.

(No, I didn't ask her to stop. Someone so lacking in self-awareness can not be reasoned with. Like a Terminator)

LynnGrace

s4uv3 wrote: »

Sad times. She held one handle, I held the other. For Christmas 2010 our bonus was another scissors so our sharing days were over. Best day ever

I hope you got the new scissors and left her with the used one.

ScumLord

Ciaran_B wrote: »

I was on the bus once and the massive ham-beast in front of me swung her gigantic leg up onto the seat, took her clown shoe off and started filing away at her corns.

I legit nearly vomited.

You should have collected some to sprinkle over your spaghetti bolognese, it's what all the top restaurants do.

johnayo

Oh Dear... First World problems.:pac:

Grayson

Just get over it. They're only nails.

CalamariFritti

It's my desk in the office where I work 5 days a week for 8 hours.
Ish.
If doing my finger nails is the vilest thing you ever catch me doing there - call yourself lucky.

Ted111

CalamariFritti wrote: »

It's my desk in the office where I work 5 days a week for 8 hours.
Ish.
If doing my finger nails is the vilest thing you ever catch me doing there - call yourself lucky.

I think HR were very clear to you the last time CalamariFitti.....

Alun

Dear god, there's some precious people on here today. It's just finger nails, get over it.

As an aside, I work with air-scenting search and rescue dogs which rely for their remarkable abilities on the dead, bacteria-laden dead skin particles, as well as cells from the respiratory and digestive tracts (i.e. bad breath and burps!), that every single one of us sheds, to the tune of approximately 40,000 every minute. Puts a few finger nails into perspective, doesn't it?

Ted111

Alun wrote: »

Dear god, there's some precious people on here today. It's just finger nails, get over it.

As an aside, I work with air-scenting search and rescue dogs which rely for their remarkable abilities on the dead, bacteria-laden dead skin particles, as well as cells from the respiratory and digestive tracts (i.e. bad breath and burps!), that every single one of us sheds, to the tune of approximately 40,000 every minute. Puts a few finger nails into perspective, doesn't it?

I think I read before than in some time period - might have been around ten years - every single cell in your body has been replaced with a new one. So you are from a certain view point a completely new person.

Autonomous Cowherd

Someone beside me ate sardines...in oil...straight from the can...with their fingers... licky licky the fingers and typing ...on the keyboard.... of a shared work space computer...did I mention, beside me?

Teyla Emmagan

s4uv3 wrote:

Completely unacceptable yet totally believable. I once worked with a woman who would clean the dirt from under her nails using the scissors we all shared for work. And she'd do it all over the work surfaces we also shared... Very little shocks me

OMG. The dirt from under the rotten fingernails she scratched her arse with.

I think I'm going to be sick!

ScumLord

Ted111 wrote: »

I think I read before than in some time period - might have been around ten years - every single cell in your body has been replaced with a new one. So you are from a certain view point a completely new person.

Yup, every cell in your body has been replaced at around 7 years or so. So I'd be Scumlord V5. V3 would have been the best, the recent updates have added a lot of bloatware.

Paulzx

Ted111 wrote: »

I think I read before than in some time period - might have been around ten years - every single cell in your body has been replaced with a new one. So you are from a certain view point a completely new person.

Sort of a human version of Triggers brush

Ted111

An earlier version of me, pre 2009, may have done some terrible things.
I'm not responsible. I condemn outright pre me Ted111. Hopefully he's in hell.

Maximus Alexander

There's a guy in my office who keeps expanding and contracting his chest cavity, causing a load of air to be drawn inside his body and then expelled again. He's basically filling the room with moisture from his insides along with CO2 and god knows what else. Absolutely disgusting carry on.

Stigura

Potatoeman wrote: »

Ever seen people stick a pen in their ear for a dig around? Someone at work does this but they left the pen on someones elses desk and they chew pen tops....

That's It! I'm out of this f**king thread!

fizzypish

Relax. Shur give her a hand...

Gunslinger92

Ciaran_B wrote: »

I was on the bus once and the massive ham-beast in front of me swung her gigantic leg up onto the seat, took her clown shoe off and started filing away at her corns.

I legit nearly vomited.

(No, I didn't ask her to stop. Someone so lacking in self-awareness can not be reasoned with. Like a Terminator)

Feck sake, I was enjoying a nice muffin and then I read this...

Estrellita

Ciaran_B wrote: »

I was on the bus once and the massive ham-beast in front of me swung her gigantic leg up onto the seat, took her clown shoe off and started filing away at her corns.

I legit nearly vomited.

(No, I didn't ask her to stop. Someone so lacking in self-awareness can not be reasoned with. Like a Terminator)

Emotional roller coaster post.. wincing in disgust yet crying laughing at the same time

circadian

Anyone that has worked in I.T support will have seen some horrendous keyboards.