Vote Clinton get a BJ

The_Valeyard

Madonna has announced that if you vote for Hillary Clinton, you will get oral sex.

Some points from her speech.


Good eye contact.

Swallows.

Takes her time.

Not sure if my first reaction was 'ewww' or 'wha'

What does AH think?
Would you accept the offer?

Tabnabs

Durty auld one...

ForstalDave

discrimination not all voters have the ol meat n two veg

MonkeyTennis

will she get down on her knees.. like a prayer?

jacksie66

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frag420

Trump, if you can hear me, save us from Madonna!!

Omackeral

I bet she sucks like a virgin

Walter H Price

Yeh womens lib you go girl ahahahahahahaha

Free BJ for voting for one of the most corrupt two faced unfit presidential candidates of all time , and what for the lady's is their a lickout on the cards or is this purely an offer for the lads.

Before anyone suggestest im pro Trump i think he's an a-hole too but i vote for him all day long over Clinton

Exeggcute

No wonder her son wants nothing to do with her.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Walter H Price wrote: »

Yeh womens lib you go girl ahahahahahahaha

Free BJ for voting for one of the most corrupt two faced unfit presidential candidates of all time , and what for the lady's is their a lickout on the cards or is this purely an offer for the lads.

Before anyone suggestest im pro Trump i think he's an a-hole too but i vote for him all day long over Clinton

Fair enough. Be completely screwed over getting a BJ....

MarkR

Teeth in or out?

Gatling

Give me Shauna nyx instead

Guy:Incognito

Donald Trump should anounce he's voting for Clinton and collect.

ForstalDave

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Donald Trump should anounce he's voting for Clinton and collect.

And then vote for himself anyway

jimgoose

I bet Bill is so all over that shiz-nit. :pac:

Buckfast W

I'd take the blowie, a mouths a mouth

ForstalDave

jimgoose wrote: »

I bet Bill is so all over that shiz-nit. :pac:

If elected I really hope Hilary gets caught sleeping with one of her staff would just make the whole thing perfect

10000maniacs

Naw, that just locker room talk.
She probably already has had more pricks in her than a pub dart board. Allegedly.
Something for her to tell the grandkids about.

Estrellita

She's not far off 60, she needs to reel it in a bit for the sake of her kids. I'm not implying she should whip out the knitting needles and wool, but for crying out loud... Try to age with a bit of class.

nullzero

10000maniacs wrote: »

Something for her to tell the grandkids about.

After she abducts them from their real family in a helicopter Dawn raid in West Africa.

Outlaw Pete

"Wrong".

biko

I prefer "vote Bernie, get the best candidate"
Both Clinton and Trump will be disasters

Potatoeman

This story is hard to swallow.

seenitall

Estrellita wrote: »

She's not far off 60, she needs to reel it in a bit for the sake of her kids. I'm not implying she should whip out the knitting needles and wool, but for crying out loud... Try to age with a bit of class.

Madonna. A bit of class.

Does not compute.

VladamirP

ForstalDave wrote: »

If elected I really hope Hilary gets caught sleeping with one of her staff would just make the whole thing perfect

She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

Yea confirmed by google.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/

ForstalDave

VladamirP wrote: »

She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

Yea confirmed by google.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

I love the absence of prof in thoese, might as well use my ma ex boysfriends brother as a tag for the headline

VladamirP

ForstalDave wrote: »

I love the absence of prof in thoese, might as well use my ma ex boysfriends brother as a tag for the headline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHa7Ruu2BGI

ohnonotgmail

VladamirP wrote: »

She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

Yea confirmed by google.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/

a story on worldnewsdailyreport.com is all the proof i need.

ohnonotgmail

VladamirP wrote: »

She'll probably be caught riding madonna,actually probably is already she's supposed to be a lesbian.

Yea confirmed by google.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/hillary-clinton-lesbian/

...

"Suggests"
"Might"
"Claims"
"Proclaims"
"Rumour"

Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

MeatTwoVeg

ForstalDave wrote:

discrimination not all voters have the ol meat n two veg

Quite a few do however.

Estrellita

seenitall wrote: »

Madonna. A bit of class.

Does not compute.

Wishful thinking, I know.

Fr_Dougal

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Madonna has announced that if you vote for Hillary Clinton, you will get oral sex.

Some points from her speech.


Good eye contact.

Swallows.

Takes her time.

Not sure if my first reaction was 'ewww' or 'wha'

What does AH think?
Would you accept the offer?

Another example of the Patriarchy at play in society. Why can't she become President without being demeaned and linked to oral sex?

seenitall

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Another example of the Patriarchy at play in society. Why can't she become President without being demeaned and linked to oral sex?

Well, now. Once you've stuck by your husband after he's demeaned you by having some famous oral sex with another woman, I'd say patriarchy is not necessarily the culprit for your troubles.

Never mind, it may all turn out to be worth the heartache this November anyhoo.