Your guilty pleasure that no one knows about

JimmysCar

So I'm driving the car early this morning and I'm all alone. I decided now is the perfect time. I hang a right and pull into the nearest hotel car park and I check that no one is around. It's empty. The coast is clear. I exit me car, leg it into the hotel and order a fry up.

Supposed to be on a diet. Can't shake the guilt. Gonna head home now to soak in the bathtub until the guilt passes.

What's your guilty pleasure that no one else knows about and what you shouldn't be doing?

ThinkProgress

Mine also involves hotel car parks... But it's more filthy than your one OP!

But seriously, why would anyone feel guilty about experiencing pleasure? (Good clean pleasure)

Maybe being mean to other boardsies? The interweb softies who crack jokes, but take offence in equal measure!

Someone has to toughen you weaklings up a bit... If not this internet hardman, then who else among you will take this burden? :P

Pickpocket

I'm a binge-eater so a dark room and 14 packets of Meanies does the trick.

bren2002

Katy Perry on spotify.
Do not tell anybody. Although I think my wife suspects!

The Raptor

Creamy coffee, the American way. They have milk over there called half and half, it's half milk and half cream. It's lovely in coffee. I've been trying to make it myself since i got back from my holiday in America. I'm gonna end up as fat as a house.

fussyonion

Colouring books.
I love escaping to my bedroom with a load of pens and pencils and colour for hours.
Haven't had time to indulge recently though.

Alf Stewart.

Pulling the bar off myself to "big booty" videos on various porn sites.

So outta character for me. (I'm a boob kinda bloke)

Cee-Jay-Cee

fussyonion wrote: »

Colouring books.
I love escaping to my bedroom with a load of pens and pencils and colour for hours.
Haven't had time to indulge recently though.

Aaaah you shouldn't feel guilty about that, my 6yr old loves doing that too.

Gwynplaine

Sometimes I get a snackbox on the way home from work, then get home and have the dinner handed to me.

blackdog2

I like to touch women on a crowded train

ancapailldorcha

My stuffed toy collection is perhaps larger than might be appropriate for a man's stuffed toy collection.

Beasty

Not telling.....

Ally Dick

A sneaky jumbo packet of Bistro Tayto crisps devoured in the car before I get home

boobar

I like watching the TV Show...Million Dollar Listing...

And that spoilt brat man child Frederic is my favourite...

ancapailldorcha

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

My stuffed toy collection is perhaps larger than might be appropriate for a man's stuffed toy collection.

I used to think my teddy looked lonely, sitting on my bed all alone while I wasn't there. So I bought another teddy to keep him company.

They're now very happy together.

tupenny

Fair city.
The shame..

Hammer89

I'm not gay but I do love a gay anthem, like Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or something. I hold my phone in my hand during bus journeys because experience has taught me that if you don't switch that song off within about one second then it's too late. The entire top deck can already hear it and is therefore judging you. It's like a grenade that goes off immediately after the pin is taken out.

Some gay anthems are considerate to the listener, giving the straight man enough time to swipe left or right before his secret is revealed, but Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is ruthless. I'd liken it to a form of Russian Roulette, but there's about 362 barrels instead of six.

My biggest fear is if it comes on in Donnybrook, during the change of driver when the engine is off. If you're lucky the engine will suppress it a little, salvaging your masculinity in the hard of hearing at least, but if there's no engine on then it's goodnight Irene. You're f*cked. You have to accept that the top deck knows you like such a song, or smash the glass with that special hammer and jump about 15 feet to your hopeful death.

But when you're not on a bus or in any kind of enclosed space, what a ****ing song. My favourite part is the 'hiiiide her away from the rest of the world'. Bliss. I might have to retract the part I said I wasn't gay.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Buying and applying makeup. I love having an evening free, nothing to do and nowhere to go, where I can spend a good two hours strobing, contouring, doing a complicated cut crease or smokey eye, playing around with dramatic lips, and huge hoopy earrings you'd never wear out in public. Finishing it, then washing it off. It's like playing dress up, but for adults

Working class heroes

I let the dog lick my feet.

GoodGersha

My guilty pleasure is watching Dr. Phil on Youtube......

I'm having withdrawals as we speak.....

HalloweenJack

I've recently started a Lego collection. I loved it as a kid and now I finally have the money to buy the pieces I want.

Maybe not so odd but if someone were to walk in on me when I'm playing with it, I'd be really embarassed.

Arghus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itKhvrUekDs

Your Face

Racketeering.

Fleawuss

Still sometimes when the weather is good I get up in the dead of night and after careful reconnaissance for the polis on a particular stretch of road which is deserted at that hour I bring the oul car to Warp factor 7. I know I know but there's something about belting along at over 100.

Curly Judge

I am more than partial to the odd game of Solitaire on the computer.
Trouble is, I have never been able to get past 45%.
Is there a Solitaire Anonymous out there where I could go and blurt out my failings?

TheDriver

Settings.on anything that has Settings. I love to play around with settngs menus, even changing the look of the menus.
Best part of Facebook is settings page and don't get me started on speed test.net and all their settings.

learn_more

TheDriver wrote: »

Settings.on anything that has Settings. I love to play around with settngs menus, even changing the look of the menus.
Best part of Facebook is settings page and don't get me started on speed test.net and all their settings.

Oh my god I though I was the only one like that. No wonder I have an android phone. Settings are endless.

Grayson

bren2002 wrote: »

Katy Perry on spotify.
Do not tell anybody. Although I think my wife suspects!

Something similar is the reason I refuse to allow spotify to have access to my facebook account.

Autonomous Cowherd

I pick my dose when no one is around gnggh

nilsonmickey

I like to stick my finger up my arse during masturbation. Just before I blow my load and pull my finger out of my hole and suck on it.

Riddle101

Takeaways, I buy one at least once a week now, where as I used to buy them only once in a while. Not so much something that i'm ashamed of, but my family thinks i'm wasting money on them all the time, so I feel guilty for buying them.

snor

Going throughout my contact on whatsapp and looking at the photos! Sad.

lawred2

nilsonmickey wrote: »

I like to stick my finger up my arse during masturbation. Just before I blow my load and pull my finger out of my hole and suck on it.

lol

foxy farmer

HalloweenJack wrote: »

I've recently started a Lego collection. I loved it as a kid and now I finally have the money to buy the pieces I want.

Maybe not so odd but if someone were to walk in on me when I'm playing with it, I'd be really embarassed.

You're not alone. Got into the Technics stuff myself. Last piece i bought was assembled by myself and my cousins husband. We started around 11.30pm on Christmas day and finished it around 4 in the morning. His wife and her mother were heading to the sales early that morning and found 2 grown men one late 30s other early 40s in the dining room putting the finishing touches to a Lego crane. They thought we were mad. Then again they were going off to stand outside a shop at 4 in the morning on Stephens Day to get cheap stuff!

TheDriver

Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »

I pick my dose when no one is around gnggh

Not as,hardcore as followed by some feasting on the extracted matter

milehip

blackdog2 wrote: »

I like to touch women on a crowded train

Pretty sure they know about your guilty pleasure.

MRnotlob606

**** to frozen turkeys in tesco

Steve012

Getting my girlfriend to run up and down the garden topless, screaming "The Swedish are coming the Swedish are coming" She's done it twice already ... nice and loyal lady ..:D

Winterlong

Fish finger and cheese toasties. No one else seems to like them for some reason.

groucho marx

A share bag of red doritos that I don't share. They are filthy yokes, full bag in one setting lovely stuff. Only made more revolting by topping up with a sly bottle of Stella, yum yum all round.