Husband wants to buy a mini for himself, help!

Magellan Murphy

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

Mod note: user banned. Homophobic comments are not welcome here.

Agent Smith

Magellan Murphy wrote: »

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

Driving a mini makes you look Like a raging Homosexual?



I drive a ford, what do i look like.

colm_mcm

As long as he gets a proper Cooper S or a John Cooper Works you'll be fine.

stevek93

Agent Smith wrote: »

Driving a mini makes you look Like a raging Homosexual?



I drive a ford, what do i look like.

I had to laugh

mojesius

At least he's not after a Clio.

nhunter100

Deal breaker, divorce the f##ker.

Magellan Murphy

Ok lads thanks for replies, men driving minis seem to be of the norm here. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

LeinsterDub

Magellan Murphy wrote: »

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

Is there any other post that doesn't make you look like a raging homophobe?

demanufactured

LeinsterDub wrote: »

Is there any other post that doesn't make you look like a raging homophobe?

Rale men drive a massy 135

colm_mcm

Without a cab.

nhunter100

Magellan Murphy wrote:

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

The good news is his boyfriend won't want to ride ya, as he's gay. You know that whole gay thing that cars cause.

Overheal

Hiro Nakamura drove a Nissan Versa

He also traveled through and froze time. And carried a katana, and impaled people with it.

The car doesn't make the man.

Special Circumstances

Magellan Murphy wrote: »

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

If you had read the recent Irish Times series "how to be a man" you'd have seen that it's all about €200 face creams and MINIs and tampons in the men's toilets these days. Not saying all the articles had some agenda to push like...

shar01

My cousin works in the motor trade. I would describe him as a manly man. When the Fiat 500 was re-launched a few years ago, he dragged himself out of his sick bed (genuine flu) to test drive one that came into the garage.

Apparently cars can do funny things to a person.

OP, I would be far more concerned people would think he's an estate agent

CarrickMcJoe

Opened this thread expecting something about a cross dressing guy !!!

Is he a hairdresser or in real estate by any chance?

Danger781

I owned a blue mini for about a year. Loved every minute of it.

Take a look at Miniclub.ie

Jeju

Other male road users are going to be very embarrassed when they look and see a hot and horny 20 something blonde isn't behind the wheel

minikin

Magellan Murphy wrote: »

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

Perhaps he has a concern with driving a larger vehicle through old
harshly-inclined tunnels, that he may have trouble getting it up.
Perhaps the old tunnel needs to get more of a grip and get some barriers and better lighting to offer support and confidence that he'll get there with a little assistance or maybe he needs to try an alternative passage for a change.

nice_guy80

Fiat 500

now there is a fun little car

I thought you meant a mini skirt.. A mini is a fun car to drive. What do you drive yourself?

punisher5112

nice_guy80 wrote: »

Fiat 500

now there is a fun little car

Must be abarth

_Brian

Magellan Murphy wrote: »

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

Look on the positives, he'll hardly be out pulling birds in his new mini

listermint

Mini is a class little car.

Simple as that.

machiavellianme

Magellan Murphy wrote: »

Is there any other small car won't make my husband look like a raging homosexual? He is hell bent on getting one, surely there is an alternative?

What year are we talking here?
There's nothing gay about the original classic minis.
No power steering or any of the other pansy creature comforts found in modern cars.

biko

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