Best inappropiate jokes

stevowhelo1

Ever be the one who takes a joke that extra step, crossing the line as it where ?

So I hear Paul Walker had dandruff ,
Turns out they found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment

justshane

This is going to end badly.

electrobanana

What weird time for a weird thread..op you better be drunk or high

learn_more

Why was Paul Daniels so happy and jovial up until he conked it.

'cause he had a great sense of tumor.

Tzardine

90% of women like to kiss with their eyes closed.

That's why it is so hard to identify rapists.

(Jimmy Carr)

blue note

What's red and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion!

endacl

Thanks Op. this'll be a handy list to fill my <ignore> list.

harry Bailey esq

Tzardine wrote: »

90% of women like to kiss with their eyes closed.

That's why it is so hard to identify rapists.

(Jimmy Carr)

"Trends have repeatedly shown that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape",again from jimmy carr.Very lazy comedian to be honest,Frankie Boyle uses the same kinda thing in his act,but usually draws the gag out on a storyline.So he fairs slightly better.

jmayo

Best inappropiate jokes ...


Donald Trump.

byronbay2

I'm embarrassed to say, I laughed my arse off at this one!


A woman has just given birth and is recuperating in hospital after a long and arduous delivery. A doctor approaches with a concerned look on his face:
'Mrs Murphy, I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news - which would you prefer first?' She asks for the bad news first.
With a look of pity, the doctor reveals that: 'Unfortunately, your baby has been born a ginger.'
The woman smiles and emits a huge sigh of relief. She then remembers to ask 'what's the good news'?
'It died'!

Outlaw Pete

Mother Teresa gets to heaven and St.Peter is showing her around when suddenly she notices Princess Diana being given lots and lots of attention by all the other saints and so she starts giving out to him, saying "I dedicated my entire life on Earth to the sick and the hungry and that bitch is getting all the attention?? And she even has a bigger halo than me!?" St.Peter says "That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel."

stevowhelo1

endacl wrote: »

Thanks Op. this'll be a handy list to fill my <ignore> list.

That's okay, I'm sure people will ignore you too

brickmauser

After the German Wings crash in which a pilot deliberately crashed his plane into a mountain side killing all aboard it was discovered he was battling bipolar depression.

That should have been obviously don't you think?

He was up and then he was down!

not yet

When are they going to put the first woman on the moon..?

When it needs cleaning.

valoren

brickmauser wrote: »

After the German Wings crash in which a pilot deliberately crashed his plane into a mountain side killing all aboard it was discovered he was battling bipolar depression.

That should have been obviously don't you think?

He was up and then he was down!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there??

The other pilot!! Open the door!!

blue note

endacl wrote: »

Thanks Op. this'll be a handy list to fill my <ignore> list.

Good idea. Turn boards into a safe space for yourself. Don't risk being offended when you log on!

brickmauser

A guy came home waving a lottery ticket
"I won the lotto! Pack your bags!"
His wife was overjoyed.
"Oh my God! Where are we going?"
"Just pack your bags and f*ck off!"

el diablo

A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night and says to the girl at the window "can I have a KitKat chunky?"

The girl walks off and returns with a Kitkat chunky.

"No" says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat you fat cúnt."

Wowbagger

Is there not a forum for these type of jokes already?