My nosey neighbour watches me piss in the garden nightly - IT MUST STOP !!!

Microdot

My nosey neighbour watches me piss in the garden nightly - IT MUST STOP !!!

As the title suggests my next door neighbour watches me piss in the garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf. I think it's cos he likes the sound of my piss splashing on the grass so much. When his wifey goes to naaboo he pops out to have a peek. But anyway I am sick of seeing him, cant i piss in peace and how can I make this stop?

s15r330

I'd go in, assert dominance and piss on his leg while maintaining eye contact. Show him who is in charge.

FizzleSticks

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Mint Sauce

Microdot wrote: »

My nosey neighbour watches me piss in the garden nightly - IT MUST STOP !!!

As the title suggests my next door neighbour watches me piss in the garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf. I think it's cos he likes the sound of my piss splashing on the grass so much. When his wifey goes to naaboo he pops out to have a peek. But anyway I am sick of seeing him, cant i piss in peace and how can I make this stop?

Pissing every 30 minutes, I'd get the prostate checked out. That might stop it.

DopeTech

Why would you be pissing in the garden and not in a toilet like normal folk?

Sam Kade

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Blast him with p1ss.

Pro Hoc Vice

Microdot wrote: »

My nosey neighbour watches me piss in the garden nightly - IT MUST STOP !!!

As the title suggests my next door neighbour watches me piss in the garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf. I think it's cos he likes the sound of my piss splashing on the grass so much. When his wifey goes to naaboo he pops out to have a peek. But anyway I am sick of seeing him, cant i piss in peace and how can I make this stop?

Piss poor post.

DopeTech

Pro Hoc Vice wrote: »

Piss poor post.

I think he's taking the piss.

maudgonner

Pro Hoc Vice wrote: »

Piss poor post.

Have some respect! Don't you know who the OP is?

You're talking to the composer of the classic hit 'Stop The Bus I Want To Go Wee Wee'! The man is a legend of our times.

Microdot

Pro Hoc Vice wrote: »

Piss poor post.

Its Dukey stinky.

"Doctor, doctor, my wife has some disgusting filthy habits."

"Oh? Like what, for example?"

"Every time I go to take a piss in the sink it's full of dirty dishes."



Ba-dum-tsh!


(I'll just get my coat)

gifted

Amazing dog can post on boards .....lol lol

Los Lobos

You need to do it in spurts, like those garden water things, bit by bit, not just let the floodgates open, waking up the neighbours

sadie1502

Funny oh the lols.

Discodog

gifted wrote: »

Amazing dog can post on boards .....lol lol

My dogs don't piss that much :pac:

Xcom2

Go out late at night and dig a body shaped hole in the ground(you can piss in the hole if you need to, although I would be checking with a doctor why I need to piss every half hour) and get an old rug or tarpaulin.

You will also need a roughly 18" diameter tree trunk cut into roughly 14" 16" and 30" pieces(adjust sizes to match your partner). Lay the pieces on your rug or tarp, roll it up and tie it with rope or duct tape.

Wait until you are fairly sure your neighbour will be watching, drag your parcel out into the yard,push it into the hole you made and cover it up.

Make sure you watch from the corner of your eye for the neighbour, if you spot them during the last phase stand up straight and stare right at them until they leave!

:-)

Moo Moo Land

FrostyJim wrote: »

Why would you be pissing in the garden and not in a toilet like normal folk?

It is fantastic for the grass and shrubs. I do it all the time.

The patch of grass that gets the most urine is the healthiest patch of lawn in the whole garden.