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Boring Boring Boring

  • 02-10-2016 9:31am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭


    I don't know if your a bloke but I'm feeling sorry for you hetro males.

    I must admit, I wish I never heard the word feminism. The first time I heard it was about 2 years ago and you can't open a magazine, a paper, a website, these days without hearing the word 'feminism'.

    Booooooooring.

    It's like , short hair is really in fashion these days. I'm a male homo but I really feel sorry for hetro males. It seems you cant look at a woman on the street these days without them screaming 'eye rape eye rape eye rape'.

    Boooooooooring.

    I never walk down the high street without checking out the dudes. That's not boring.

    And then when you see them in the cafe with the trendy pram, as if they are doing me a favour for having kids! Oh, thank you so so so so so much. Just what I needed.

    Boooooooooring.

    I've got a great idea. Swap jobs. The woman goes out and earns the money and the bloke stays home changing nappies in between catching up with previously recorded soap operas. Boooooring. And don't bother telling me that's not the case, cause that's exactly what my sister tells me she does.

    Booooooooring.

    There is a girl that lives in the apartment above me, and she has her head permanently tilted to the right, where her hair hangs down. WTF is that all about? Haha.

    Boooooooooring.

    Anyway, if there are any hetro males reading this , consider becoming a homo, it's much less complicated you know. And you can get married too if that's what you want :D

    I know it's trendy to be a homo these days but I actually feel lucky, cause the pressure is off. And I'll tell you something. It's not Boooooring... :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Brian2208


    Cool story bro


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Facebook **** posting has jumped the species barrier and arrived on Boards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Damn females coming here and taking all our men


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,732 ✭✭✭weisses


    learn_more wrote: »
    changing nappies in between catching up with previously recorded soap operas. Boooooring.

    Ahh come on ..The smell off poo will become boring ...Even for gay men :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭HS3


    What does having short hair have to do with anything?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    HS3 wrote: »
    What does having short hair have to do with anything?

    I'll tell you later :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Facebook **** posting has jumped the species barrier and arrived on Boards.

    Funny you should say that. I recently deleted my f*ckface account after 5 years due to the amount of f*ckfacers that want to show off their Boooooring little lives.:D. Like some f*ck goes for a run, and they take pictures. Boooooring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    weisses wrote: »
    Ahh come on ..The smell off poo will become boring ...Even for gay men :rolleyes:

    I dunno, the sh*te some feminists talk stinks quite a bit more if you ask moi :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    If you're taking pictures and putting them on Facebook while on the run you're doing it wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    If you're taking pictures and putting them on Facebook while on the run you're doing it wrong.

    Oh don't get me started. I have a female ( sorry, woman) cousin who runs every weekend in charity events. My facebook feed was full of her getting medals. Boooooring.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭HS3


    learn_more wrote: »
    Oh don't get me started. I have a female ( sorry, woman) cousin who runs every weekend in charity events. My facebook feed was full of her getting medals. Boooooring.

    You sound like a barrel of excitement yourself


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Giacomo McGubbin


    learn_more wrote: »
    I don't know if your a bloke but I'm feeling sorry for you hetro males.

    I must admit, I wish I never heard the word feminism. The first time I heard it was about 2 years ago and you can't open a magazine, a paper, a website, these days without hearing the word 'feminism'.

    Booooooooring.

    It's like , short hair is really in fashion these days. I'm a male homo but I really feel sorry for hetro males. It seems you cant look at a woman on the street these days without them screaming 'eye rape eye rape eye rape'.

    Boooooooooring.

    I never walk down the high street without checking out the dudes. That's not boring.

    It's like 'Im soo soo soo sooo sorry for you, that you have a womb'... Jayus christ, get over it. And then when you see them in the cafe with the trendy pram, as if they are doing me a favour for having kids! Oh, thank you so so so so so much. Just what I needed.

    Boooooooooring.

    I've got a great idea. Swap jobs. The woman goes out and earns the money and the bloke stays home changing nappies in between catching up with previously recorded soap operas. Boooooring. And don't bother telling me that's not the case, cause that's exactly what my sister tells me she does.

    Booooooooring.

    There is a girl that lives in the apartment above me, and she has her head permanently tilted to the right, where her hair hangs down. WTF is that all about? Haha.

    Boooooooooring.

    Anyway, if there are any hetro males reading this , consider becoming a homo, it's much less complicated you know. And you can get married too if that's what you want :D

    I know it's trendy to be a homo these days but I actually feel lucky, cause the pressure is off. And I'll tell you something. It's not Boooooring... :D

    Ultra Boooooooooooooooring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Jays, you're painful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Wait, I thought the last anti feminist thread was still going strong here somewhere....oh well, no harm adding an extra one to the 733 others I suppose.

    Although they are getting a tad booooooring at this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Wait, I thought the last anti feminist thread was still going strong here somewhere....oh well, no harm adding an extra one to the 733 others I suppose.

    Although they are getting a tad booooooring at this stage.

    In fairness, this thread isn't just anti-feminist, it's anti-all-women.

    Particularly those who don't keep their heads vertically aligned at all times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    No good come-backs so far :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    maudgonner wrote: »
    In fairness, this thread isn't just anti-feminist, it's anti-all-women.

    Particularly those who don't keep their heads vertically aligned at all times.

    Yeah, they're the worst ones. The head tilters.

    *shudder*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    maudgonner wrote: »
    In fairness, this thread isn't just anti-feminist, it's anti-all-women.

    Particularly those who don't keep their heads vertically aligned at all times.

    That's nonsense. I've met some lesbians that are pretty cool. In fact, one of them is here with me now slapping me making me write all this stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    I have no idea what's going on here!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    HS3 wrote: »
    You sound like a barrel of excitement yourself

    You spelt excrement wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    learn_more wrote: »
    Anyway, if there are any hetro males reading this , consider becoming a homo, it's much less complicated you know. And you can get married too if that's what you want :D
    You almost tricked me but you'll have to try harder than that. Crafty gays and their mind games.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    learn_more wrote: »
    No good come-backs so far :D

    Not really much to work with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    OP is the same one who lies awake at night wondering why his posts get zero thanks on Boards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    maudgonner wrote: »
    In fairness, this thread isn't just anti-feminist, it's anti-all-women.
    [/U].

    That explains everything. Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Yeah it's really annoying the way the wimminz have opinions and stuff nowadays. Where do they get off, speaking their minds?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    Mod: I can only hope we don't get one of these threads every time you learn a new word.

    Closed.


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