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Just sick of it..,

  • 02-10-2016 1:01am
    #1
    Gaggser
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭


    Of you know what ! Wish icokld get me a woman instead of the back of 5 on 1 and polishing da bisshop


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  • #2
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    You're sick of masterbation?


  • #3
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Some days I wish I icokld get me a woman too.


  • #4
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    It doesn't end there, lads.
    It just gets sneakier.


  • #5
    JohanFr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 ✭JohanFr


    Careful what you wish for - you just might get it.


    And it may .... take your money, well youre in need.

    18 years.
    18 years.


  • #6
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Did I tell you that I Like Cake

    21/25



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  • #7
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,581 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    You can't beat a good ****.


  • #8
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Babestation hitting its peak viewing.


  • #9
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Are not threads like this self masturbation ? Go watch the ahem adult version of suicide squad you will not get bored with Harley.


  • #10
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,581 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Gaggser wrote: »
    Of you know what ! Wish icokld get me a woman instead of the back of 5 on 1 and polishing da bisshop

    Also...drink makes your spelling and grammar atrocious.

    Get some sleep young one.


  • #11
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Are not threads like this self masturbation ? Go watch the ahem adult version of suicide squad you will not get bored with Harley.

    Says the voice of experience !

    :D

    21/25



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  • #12
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    You can bate yourself off, but you can't bate a good sh!te


  • #13
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Babestation hitting its peak viewing.

    :pac:

    Speaking of babestation I don't know how that is still going these days with internet porn and the like. I mean you're ringing some prostitute for 3 euro a minute :pac:
    And no, for anyone who can't hit that quote button quick enough, I ain't being a di*k. it's been long established Babestation girls are in fact prostitutes. Officially they all do the stripping game while vastly most of them moonlight as ladies of the night. :pac:

    Never quite got looking at it myself. Like years ago you would see the odd boobs but these days? whyyyyyyyy :pac:


  • #14
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,596 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Had to google "5 on 1" ohh my innocence


  • #15
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,845 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    hairyslug wrote: »
    Had to google "5 on 1" ohh my innocence

    I assumed it was like the ould 3-in-1 from the dodgy Chinese/chipper places on Dame St. only with two mysterious extra ingredients


  • #16
    adox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,026 ✭✭✭✭adox


    What's the difference between an egg and a ****.....?


  • #17
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭gifted


    adox wrote: »
    What's the difference between an egg and a ****.....?
    You came first???


  • #18
    adox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,026 ✭✭✭✭adox


    You can't beat a ****.


  • #19
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Sex is alright. But you can't beat the real thing.


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