Foreigners rights?

Pa994

Would like to clarify if a man from Nigeria had a child with an Irish woman without being on birth cert would it automatically quality him for Irish citizenship? Or if he left woman and child alone who is eligible for maintenance payments?

DrumSteve

Oh dis gonna be gud.

Omackeral

DrumSteve wrote: »

Oh dis gonna be gud.

http://i.imgur.com/NnoGhN1.gif

me_irl

Only if he was a prince.

ben.schlomo

Pa994 wrote: »

Would like to clarify if a man from Nigeria had a child with an Irish woman without being on birth cert would it automatically quality him for Irish citizenship? Or if he left woman and child alone who is eligible for maintenance payments?

You'll receive an email regarding those payments shortly, you usually need to give them all your bank details and they'll forward the money then,g'luck.

wintear

Would another area be better for this question?

I'm not sure Ireland can chase people in Nigeria for child support

Being the father of an Irish child doesn't qualify him for citizenship.

Pa994

ben.schlomo wrote: »

You'll receive an email regarding those payments shortly, you usually need to give them all your bank details and they'll forward the money then,g'luck.

Haha mup but genuine q what happens like?

ben.schlomo

Pa994 wrote: »

Haha mup but genuine q what happens like?

Like, I dunno, like.

Pa994

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Being the father of an Irish child doesn't qualify him for citizenship.

I hope so

RustyNut

me_irl wrote: »

Only if he was a prince.

Or someone formerly known as sutch.

Mongfinder General

You need to be careful. The Citizenship bureau is staffed entirely by lizard people. They are planning to colonise us.

goose2005

But does he only get half a free pram?

Pa994

Mongfinder General wrote: »

You need to be careful. The Citizenship bureau is staffed entirely by lizard people. They are planning to colonise us.

Not sure which staffing these days ain't doing a good job mind you

maudgonner

ben.schlomo wrote: »

You'll receive an email regarding those payments shortly, you usually need to give them all your bank details and they'll forward the money then,g'luck.

Jonathan.

When Goodluck Jonathan became an Irish citizen he changed his name to G'luck Jonathan.

Junkyard Tom

Bat please Sah, I need to transfah 4 millions Ugandan dollahs, so ah will need your bank accaont deetails.

Omackeral

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Bat please Sah, I need to transfah 4 millions Ugandan dollahs, so ah will need your bank accaont deetails.

That's... that's not half bad. Good accent.


8/10.

Nonbias

yes this is right

Hammer89

Pa994 wrote: »

Or if he left woman and child alone who is eligible for maintenance payments?

One of his mates.

Her ofc?

The_Valeyard

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Esel

It's a scam, OP. (I have a supply of the magic solution in cryogenic storage if your usual supplier is uncontactable for any reason).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_money_scam

foggy_lad

Pa994 wrote: »

Would like to clarify if a man from Nigeria had a child with an Irish woman without being on birth cert would it automatically quality him for Irish citizenship?

No

Or if he left woman and child alone who is eligible for maintenance payments?

If paternity is proven then a court can order maintenance payments based on his wealth.

Nonbias

stop watch Alex jones

Esel

foggy_lad wrote: »

No

If paternity is proven then a court can order maintenance payments based on his wealth.

To access the wealth, the court must provide full bank account details, plus an otherwise blank sheet of A4 paper with the authorised person's signature at the bottom of the page. This is so the wealth transfer can be initiated.

Sorry for god English.

foggy_lad

Esel wrote: »

To access the wealth, the court must provide full bank account details, plus an otherwise blank sheet of A4 paper with the authorised person's signature at the bottom of the page. This is so the wealth transfer can be initiated.

Sorry for god English.

Don't forget the copy of the passport and driving license.

Esel

foggy_lad wrote: »

Don't forget the copy of the passport and driving license.

The Ministry of Appropriations require these items purely as a matter of formality and as a demonstration of goodwill.

Pa994

Moral of the story is prison or elsewhere... Suits me nice one AF ðŸ‘

Pa994

Hammer89 wrote: »

One of his mates.

Her ofc?

Yeah I'll leave it go coyi

syklops

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Bat please Sah, I need to transfah 4 millions Ugandan dollahs, so ah will need your bank accaont deetails.

Definitely a scam. The currency in Uganda is the shilling. Not the dollar.

Pa994

MOD Lock up, situation sorted.

CFlat

If only we could lock up a few of them but sadly no, they're still mods.

Junkyard Tom

syklops wrote: »

Definitely a scam. The currency in Uganda is the shilling. Not the dollar.

Bat Sah, these ah US dollahs trapped in Ugandan banque accaounts. Now, if ah could jus get your banque accaount deetails...

Esel

Definitely shilling.

Can't quite see the angle, but I'd buy twenty for a pound. Minus commission, of course... Or off-course.

Potatoeman

Nonbias wrote: »

stop watch Alex jones

Stop, watch Alex Jones.

Or

Stop watching Alex Jones.

Boom_Bap

Thread closed at the OPs request