Genghis Khan

Mint Aero

Basically he had a f*ck tonne of childer. Any wall street mogul, business power house leader or woman in office wearing thick frame glasses is a descendant sharing his dominant genes.

It's basically like saying if only Michael Collins had produced 100's of offspring then 63% of the Irish wouldn't be docile weaklings bending over to the concept of an EU.

However I do wonder. What if a male. Let's call him Anto, decided he would produce as many off spring as he could in his life time. What would we as a society do? His children are supported by the state. Do we incarcerate this fictional character after his 500th child. Do we neuter him after his 750th?? Dear God Anto please stop! But Anto doesn't care he keeps going...what do we do. Just allow him to continue fecklessly producing offspring?

ben.schlomo

Go to bed.

uck51js9zml2yt

I knew an Anti once, but he wasn't called Khan.

cbyrd

But, all the children's allowance they'd generate would create another boom in the economy... Might be the black market economy but a boom is a boom...

Annasopra

Elle Most Scorer wrote: »

I knew an Anti once, but he wasn't called Khan.

But did you know Anto?

fizzypish

Anto should write a PUA book.

Mr. Incognito

Genghis Can't.

He's rotting in the ground.

ohnonotgmail

Mint Aero wrote: »

Basically he had a f*ck tonne of childer. Any wall street mogul, business power house leader or woman in office wearing thick frame glasses is a descendant sharing his dominant genes.

It's basically like saying if only Michael Collins had produced 100's of offspring then 63% of the Irish wouldn't be docile weaklings bending over to the concept of an EU.

However I do wonder. What if a male. Let's call him Anto, decided he would produce as many off spring as he could in his life time. What would we as a society do? His children are supported by the state. Do we incarcerate this fictional character after his 500th child. Do we neuter him after his 750th?? Dear God Anto please stop! But Anto doesn't care he keeps going...what do we do. Just allow him to continue fecklessly producing offspring?

ask what his secret is

Badly Drunk Boy

Mint Aero wrote: »

Basically he had a f*ck tonne of childer. Any wall street mogul, business power house leader or woman in office wearing thick frame glasses is a descendant sharing his dominant genes.

Who says his genes are dominant? They might be present in a lot of people, but they could easily be recessive. And going back that many generations, his would be only a small part, even if people with Genghis-genes got together in later generations. Very diluted.

Mint Aero wrote: »

It's basically like saying if only Michael Collins had produced 100's of offspring then 63% of the Irish wouldn't be docile weaklings bending over to the concept of an EU.

However I do wonder. What if a male. Let's call him Anto, decided he would produce as many off spring as he could in his life time. What would we as a society do? His children are supported by the state. Do we incarcerate this fictional character after his 500th child. Do we neuter him after his 750th?? Dear God Anto please stop! But Anto doesn't care he keeps going...what do we do. Just allow him to continue fecklessly producing offspring?

And what was so great about that traitor Collins? I'll give him a Treaty!! (Whatever that means...)

By the way, I'm currently working on a hypothetical drug that will render all of Anto's progeny infertile. The only question is: airborne or ingested?

Your Face

Dingus Khan more like.
Dingus.
Ha.

cajonlardo

I remember listening to a historian on the radio speaking about Neil Of the Nine Hostages.
I can't recall the percentage of Irish people that he reckoned could be traced back but it was amazing ( if true)

Googled just now and : http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/niall-took-no-hostages-43038522-237784201

Badly Drunk Boy

cajonlardo wrote: »

I remember listening to a historian on the radio speaking about Neil Of the Nine Hostages.
I can't recall the percentage of Irish people that he reckoned could be traced back but it was amazing ( if true)

Googled just now and : http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/niall-took-no-hostages-43038522-237784201

I got my DNA tested and apparently I'm one of the Uí Néill, scientifically speaking.

cajonlardo

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I got my DNA tested and apparently I'm one of the Uí Néill, scientifically speaking.

How many hostages ya got?

diomed

On 22nd May 1999 I put £20 on a four horse win accumulator at The Curragh.
The first three won at 4/9, 14/1, 12/1. The next up was the 5/2 favourite Genghis Khan in the 17:20. Possible payout £19,716 (€25,040).

He was knackered after all his invading and stuff and finished 4th. :mad:

silverharp

there was a fertility doctor in the US found out recently he was very naughty

GeneralVanilla

Gettin yer swiss roll.

By Anto.

dubhthach

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I got my DNA tested and apparently I'm one of the Uí Néill, scientifically speaking.

R1b-M222+ eh, you and about 20% of Irish male population. Though it predates the bould Níall Noígiallach.

Winterlong

I am going to miss threads of this calibre now that OP has departed. :mad:

GeneralVanilla

Ass is ass Larry.