Shop closed to use toliet

A_Sober_Paddy

Just passed a shop, shutter door and sign back in 5 minutes...

Pass back 10 minutes later and it's open, pop in, and someone getting a bolloxking for closing the shop to use toilet. I think you man said he'd been in his own 2 hours and really had to go. They stopped when they realised I was in the shop...

Seriously tho, the lad had to go. And if his in his own it's ridiculous.

colm_mcm

Wow, that's taking the piss.

Yamanoto

Me no care thread.

Ted_YNWA

colm_mcm wrote:

Wow, that's taking the piss.

Having is a better description

Sh*te carry on

clairewithani

If people can have a fag break surely they can have a toilet break, no?

antodeco

I used to have to do this myself. On a Sunday could be in 2 - 6 on my own. I'd try and combine a bit of lunch and toilet (eating separate!) but sometimes you'd be stuck!

CarrickMcJoe

Maybe the owner was telling him to give it 10 minutes..

Outlaw Pete

Used to run a garage on my own but I would just risk it and leave the place open. Often came out to find someone in the shop saying they were waiting to pay for petrol they just had to pump themselves (oh the humanity).

Frank Carson came in one day and asked to use the toilet and I let him. Boss came in from out the back where he had an office and says "Did I just see Frank Carson out in the yard using the toilet??". When Frank was leaving he came to the front shop door to thank me and guess what he said?

Yup. What a legend


For our younger viewers he said: "Thanks, that was a cracker!"

MilesMorales1

If you really have to go...

misstearheus

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Used to run a garage on my own but I would just risk it and leave the place open. Often came out to find someone in the shop saying they were waiting to pay for petrol they just had to pump themselves (oh the humanity).

Frank Carson came in one day and asked to use the toilet and I let him. Boss came in from out the back where he had an office and says "Did I just see Frank Carson out in the yard using the toilet??". When Frank was leaving he came to the front shop door to thank me and guess what he said?

Yup. What a legend


For our younger viewers he said: "Thanks, that was a cracker!"

Wut?!? Did anyone else not understand that post? Is there any Translators in the house?!? I need a tldr version. T.i.a.

Birneybau

Would not read again.

kneemos

https://youtu.be/ycs9zDZbdVo

jimmy blevins

misstearheus wrote: »

Wut?!? Did anyone else not understand that post? Is there any Translators in the house?!? I need a tldr version. T.i.a.

Frank Carson dropped a cracker in the crapper.

Buona Fortuna

misstearheus wrote: »

Wut?!? Did anyone else not understand that post? Is there any Translators in the house?!? I need a tldr version. T.i.a.

Me understandee firsty time and me immigranti :P

Bio Mech

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Used to run a garage on my own but I would just risk it and leave the place open. Often came out to find someone in the shop saying they were waiting to pay for petrol they just had to pump themselves (oh the humanity).

Frank Carson came in one day and asked to use the toilet and I let him. Boss came in from out the back where he had an office and says "Did I just see Frank Carson out in the yard using the toilet??". When Frank was leaving he came to the front shop door to thank me and guess what he said?

Yup. What a legend


For our younger viewers he said: "Thanks, that was a cracker!"

Pretty sure that meant he was having a w*nk in the toilet then.

Outlaw Pete

misstearheus wrote: »

Wut?!? Did anyone else not understand that post? Is there any Translators in the house?!? I need a tldr version. T.i.a.

It's the way I tell 'em.

Olishi4

There was a place I used to work on a team. Every morning at about 10, we'd have a small meeting with the manager. She was awful to work for, you know the type that wouldn't let anything go.

There was a lad, John, on the team and a couple of things he said, nothing bad or anything but it kind of gave me the impression that himself and the manager had a bit of history and sometimes there seemed to be a bit of sexual tension between them.

We all arrived at the meeting and she wouldn't start because John was late. He arrived about 5 minutes later and didn't say anything which annoyed her. She said "well?" and he said "oh right ye sorry". This wasn't good enough so she quizzed further "where were you?" He shrugged and smiled and then sternly she said "john?" so he rolled his eyes and sighed and said "I was taking a slash, alright?"

The look of delight on Johns face and the disgust on the manager's face had the rest of the team in stitches.

ToddyDoody

Go in the sink ffs