Squad goals

Mr. FoggPatches

Seems to be another phrase doing the rounds by the seriously annoying types.
wtf does it mean?

And no, I don't even lift. Brah.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My squad goals would be for them not to be getting married

GLaDOS

I don't think its hyperbolic to suggest that anyone who uses the phrase 'squad goals' in seriousness should be put to death.

Maximus Alexander

Here's what it means.

Mr. FoggPatches

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My squad goals would be for them not to be getting married

This sentence makes no sense in a lot of different ways.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Myself and the squad are heading up to Dublin tomorrow to get mortal.

Ilovemybricks

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Myself and the squad are heading up to Dublin tomorrow to get mortal.

You play for Mayo?

:pac:

GLaDOS

In seriousness though, I'm 26 and don't have a clue what half the slang kids these days use means.

When did "fam" become a word?

I'm getting old, aren't I?

Call Me Jimmy

It's all the cool stuff from hip hop radio. In fact, a generation or two before me would have said 'what's this 'cool' they're on about'.

"Do you want to come back to our place for a threesome?
Squad goals"

StupidLikeAFox

GLaDOS wrote: »

I don't think its hyperbolic to suggest that anyone who uses the phrase 'squad goals' in seriousness should be put to death.

4 Thanks in 24 minutes?

#BoardsGoals

DEFTLEFTHAND

Ilovemybricks wrote: »

You play for Mayo?

:pac:

If they could sort out a club transfer for me in time I might consider lining out on Sunday if the head isn't too fuzzy.

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Here's what it means.

:pac:

Omackeral

You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter and a bit of a dabbing to go. That's when your squad goals are on point and you feel fleeky as f*ck, fam.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

I have not known a single person who said that phrase and wasn't a 100% BELL END.

Mr. FoggPatches

Omackeral wrote: »

You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter and a bit of a dabbing to go. That's when your squad goals are on point and you feel fleeky as f*ck, fam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLc5mvOGgxc

riclad

The phrase refers to of group of young women ,
its like wtf,lol,, phrases used on social media by people seeking likes ,
followers on instragram,youtube ,fb etc
it has nothing to do with real life .
used by people whose life revolves around selfies,facebook etc

The_Valeyard

riclad wrote: »

The phrase refers to of group of young women ,
its like wtf,lol,, phrases used on social media by people seeking likes ,
followers on instragram,youtube ,fb etc
it has nothing to do with real life .
used by people whose life revolves around selfies,facebook etc

So.....morons?

Peregrine

GLaDOS wrote: »

In seriousness though, I'm 26 and don't have a clue what half the slang kids these days use means.

When did "fam" become a word?

I'm getting old, aren't I?

Yeah. You're not down with the lingo at all.

I'll be in the car, dudes.

Peregrine

riclad wrote: »

The phrase refers to of group of young women

Granted, I'm not too familiar with these sort of phrases, but I'm fairly sure that it doesn't refer to a group of young women.

Outlaw Pete

Damn annoying phrase for sure. Another is all this damn 'smh' crap I keep seeing in the YouTube comments and elsewhere.

I'd love to kick someone's door in right as they are typing that shit and then blowing their head off if they weren't actually shaking it.


If they were.... then obviously I'd apologize for the damage to the door.

RayM

smdh @ everyone on this thread, you're all old af.

c - 13

Omackeral wrote: »

You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter and a bit of a dabbing to go. That's when your squad goals are on point and you feel fleeky as f*ck, fam.

I read this in Jack Whitehalls voice ...

Elliott S

The group that spawned it - Taylor Swift and her acolytes; you just know well that there is rampant bitching within the group. And some of them probably barely know each other!

Elliott S

GLaDOS wrote: »

In seriousness though, I'm 26 and don't have a clue what half the slang kids these days use means.

When did "fam" become a word?

I'm getting old, aren't I?

I'm 32 and I've been saying that word for years. Short for family though, maybe people use it differently now?

Your Face

You're annoyed by a phrase you heard but don't understand.
Not to be too confronting but thats a bit dumb.

riclad

IN Recent years i,ve seen it on the web,
for example taylor swift and her female friends .squad goals etc
I know it could refer to a group of soldiers or people who are in combat together.
or a group of workers .

mzungu

Never heard of it before now.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My squad is lit. Crew on point, brows on fleek.

RikkFlair

Mayo had 2 squad own goals yesterday

Summer wind

Sounds like something a rugby team would be discussing. I couldn't even be in the same room as someone that speaks like that.

me_irl

c - 13 wrote: »

I read this in Jack Whitehalls voice ...

I read it as it was copypasted from Urbandictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cheeky%20Nandos&defid=8274586

Fuzzytrooper

#yolo....am I doing this right?

me_irl

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

#yolo....am I doing this right?

Check out the oul fella! :pac:

Reminds me, saw a cushion with "#hashtag" written on it.

What sort of eejit would buy that?! I blame the iGeneration.

Omackeral

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My squad is lit. Crew on point, brows on fleek.

Lexie spitting straight fire.

brevity

What's fleek?

jimgoose

It's like everyone under thirty is trying to be Ford Prefect and/or Zaphod Beeblebrox, and making a perfect hashtag of it. Froody as dingo's kidneys! :pac:

johnnyryan89

brevity wrote: »

What's fleek?

Her brows brah

EICVD

Relationship goals is another ****e phrase I hate, along with breaks/wins the internet/twitter!

brevity

johnnyryan89 wrote: »

Her brows brah

ಠ_ಠ

Fuzzytrooper

brevity wrote: »

What's fleek?

It's not quite a flan and it's not quite a leek but man does it make a party