Swarms of “drunk, unemployed and angry” German wasps could hit the UK

The flying mouse

“Bored, angry and drunk” German wasps could start attacking and stinging people in in the UK at random, experts have warned. People are being warned to watch out for swarms of the insects which are now at their angriest - and most likely to sting for no reason.

The worker wasps, which are bigger than normal wasps but smaller than hornets, have now finished their work supplying the queen wasps with nectar and have nothing to do.

: http://www.derryjournal.com/news/warning-swarms-of-drunk-unemployed-and-angry-german-wasps-could-hit-the-uk-1-7559800


You just cant trust them Germans, and if they attack the UK are we here next ?

I did get a bit of a buzz out of this story, good morning

The_Valeyard

More immigrants causing problems and starting fights!!!



Bees be like, 'I like nectar, to make honey and only sting if I'm really in danger as it would kill me'

Wasps: hey motherf*cker, I'm going to cut you up.

Esel

Never disturb the nest of the wasp.

Trust me on this.

Nationality, passport, etc. - it doesn't matter.

Just don't do it.

___________________

Bees make honey
Honey equals money
Wasps don't GAF
Until you've had enough

Hey, preacher, leave those wasps alone.

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Unless we're talking American WASPs...

Then, all German bets are off.

WesternZulu

I thought this was going to be about angry and bored White Anglo Saxon Protestants and was thinking the UK has plenty of them as it is.

lawlolawl

"Nazi Murder Wasps on the way!" - actual headline from the Daily Mail.

Esel

WesternZulu wrote: »

I thought this was going to be about angry and bored White Anglo Saxon Protestants and was thinking the UK has plenty of them as it is.

They be wrecking your Buzz, maaan!

Buzz = that guy that used to work in the embassy.

Cut. Print. Burn (box). Flea, or flee? Just get the flock out of Dodge.

tl/dr Ignore the wasps, and the wasps will ignore you.

Winterlong

There is a traveller woman lived up our way.
For €5 she will suck the poison out of any wasp sting. Guaranteed fix.

harry Bailey esq

Winterlong wrote: »

There is a traveller woman lived up our way.
For €5 she will suck the poison out of any wasp sting. Guaranteed fix.

Says the poor gentleman who always gets wasp stings on his mickey..

Pherekydes

Stinging people at random?

Unlike our Irish wasps who target specific people?

SEPT 23 1989

Pherekydes wrote: »

Stinging people at random?

Unlike our Irish wasps who target specific people?

Irish wasps phone in warnings

Arcade_Tryer

Feels like a wasp has stung my brain reading that.

Embarrassing.

Esel

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Irish wasps phone in warnings

German wasps do the blitzkrieg thing - sting first, answer questions later.

HensVassal

There's probably a bit of time to prepare. I'd imagine they'll hit Poland first and then Denmark and the Low Countries.

Esel

Any swaps?

Anyone remember that?

ablelocks

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Irish wasps phone in warnings

nah, they use Buzzfeed and warnings are signed off by

B O'Neill

Alf Stewart.

That article was penned by Stan Boardman.