Where can I buy a mammoth?

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I want one for the garden. Not a real mammoth obviously.

Not sure if an adult would be too big, the missus says they're much bigger than elephants. If so I'd want a teenage model.

I've seen places selling models of the Statue of Liberty, maybe I should enquire there?

Thanks

Your Face

Carlow.

Peregrine

Mammoths R Us

Widdershins

America. You can buy anything in America. Probably Wal-Mart or Target.

Insect Overlord

Mammoths? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Mammoths! OP, there's four places. There's the Mammoth Hut, that's on third.
There's Mammoths-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Tusks-There.
That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Trunk... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the mammoth complex on third.
In the mammoth district.

old_aussie

An File wrote: »

Mammoths? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Mammoths! OP, there's four places. There's the Mammoth Hut, that's on third.
There's Mammoths-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Tusks-There.
That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Trunk... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the mammoth complex on third.
In the mammoth district.

That was a bit of a mammoth mouthful.

Gazzmonkey

Guys, cope on...

Its obviously short for mammy moth,

As in female moth, who is also a mother.

BorneTobyWilde

http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mammoth31.jpg


http://www.designtoscano.com/category/garden+statues/animal+statues/prehistoric+statues.do

BorneTobyWilde

http://travel50stateswithkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mammoth-Garden-at-Dinosaur-World.jpg

Discodog

I genuinely know someone near Galway who could make you one - he once made an animatronic baby Mammoth for a film. But it wouldn't be cheap especially sewing in the several hundred packets of hair extensions.

The_Valeyard

Widdershins wrote: »

America. You can buy anything in America. Probably Wal-Mart or Target.

And they come with shoulder mounted missiles!!!

pablo128

Tayto Park have them in their 'ice age' display. Lash an email in their direction and you might find out who made their ones.

Alf Stewart.

Aldi sell them.

They're rebranded as "nammoths" though. That's why yo possibly missed em.

Find them on the same aisle as eggs/baking stuff.

GreatDefector

An File wrote: »

Mammoths? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Mammoths! OP, there's four places. There's the Mammoth Hut, that's on third.
There's Mammoths-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Tusks-There.
That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Trunk... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the mammoth complex on third.
In the mammoth district.

Infact, I didn't even give you my coat

gramar

Harrods.

Thanatosgratus

alibaba.com/showroom/life-size-mammoth.html

Find anything on alibaba

corner of hells

An File wrote: »

Mammoths? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Mammoths! OP, there's four places. There's the Mammoth Hut, that's on third.
There's Mammoths-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Tusks-There.
That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Trunk... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the mammoth complex on third.
In the mammoth district.

Do you know that place Petersons ?
In Dun Laoghire.

Winterlong

They have on in Tayto pork. In the Ice walk area. No price tag on it so I guess it is not for sale.
You would need to have a few scoups and then go rob it.

LorMal

Harvey Norman. There's always a mammoth sale on in Harvey Norman.

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

Thanatosgratus wrote: »

alibaba.com/showroom/life-size-mammoth.html

Find anything on alibaba

Thanks. I didn't really believe I could find one for such a reasonable price. Hopefully I don't need planning permission and the neighbours won't mind (it will be in the front garden).

Thanatosgratus

You'll have to give us the heads up when it will be on Nationwide or the news:)

Wibbs

You can get actual mounted mammoth skeletons form time to time. They mostly come from countries of the former Soviet Union. They run about 30-50 grand. Not too bad given they're real and plastic ones can cost 20 grand.

dusty207

Wibbs wrote: »

You can get actual mounted mammoth skeletons form time to time. They mostly come from countries of the former Soviet Union. They run about 30-50 grand. Not too bad given they're real and plastic ones can cost 20 grand.

Seriously?

Wibbs

Yep. Cave bears too. They're a lot cheaper. I've a few bits and bobs of those.

Actually the mammoth ones have gone up in price now that I think more on it. More like 100 grand plus(outside of fancy auctions with rich guys bidding as dick measuring contests). They're a relatively common pre fossil. Many millions once strode across the landscapes of Eurasia for hundreds of thousands of years. As the permafrost melts or rivers cut through sediments many bones weather out.