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  • 26-08-2016 11:55pm
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭


    Just went to the Jax and there was a floater, last night there was a floater too, my wife was obviously guilty last night and got a bit embarrassed when I slagged her but tonight it's only me and me daughter and she didn't give a fcuk,
    Are middle aged women mortified about floaters ?
    Do young ladies not care whats left after they press the button?

    21/25



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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    This thread is bit of a floater.


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    #3
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    I know of a guy who gets sick if he sees a floater in the john.


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    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    sorry dude, you weren't supposed to see those, you got home early
    I've been eating a lot of Chinese food this week, the undigested fats seem to floating those turds


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    #5
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    AH analyses turds the way the Romans analysed the entrails of dead animals. Only a matter of time before we can predict general election results on the type of Shyte someone find floating in the loo!


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    Jim Bob Scratcher
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    Maybe your wife left another floater before she left ?


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    learn_more
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    I though this thread was about floaters you get in your eye. I have a couple of them. I was like why would anyone want to talk about that. What a disappointment though.


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    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,180 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Too many sh*t themed threads in after hours.


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