Jaffa cakes

The Raptor

I'm having an argument over Jaffa Cakes.

Are they biscuits or cakes?

I'm thinking biscuits because you don't get 12 cakes in a packet. So that makes it a pack of biscuits.

Other person says cakes but i disagree.

Ososlo

They are always in the biscuit section in shops so definitely classified as biscuits.

failinis

Gunslinger92

Biscuits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPyJPuY5xYA

Senna

If it goes hard when stale it's a cake, if it goes soft when stale it's a biscuit.
Jaffa Cakes are cakes, it's in the ****** name.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

They are legally cakes as a result of a major court case taken by McVities against HM Customs as the VAT rates are different.

http://www.kerseys.co.uk/blog/jaffa-cakes-cakes-biscuits/


It all hinged on the fact that stale biscuits go soft and cake goes hard. Stale Jaffa Cakes are hard.

MilesMorales1

They're gross thats what.

kneemos

Have you ever seen a Jaffa cake with a candle?

Case closed.

OU812

The product's classification as a cake or biscuit was part of a VAT tribunal in 1991, with the court finding in McVitie's favour that the Jaffa Cake should be considered a cake for tax purposes. In 2012 they were ranked the best selling cake or biscuit in the United Kingdom.

Googling is simple to do. You should try it some time.

Peregrine

kneemos wrote: »

Have you ever seen a Jaffa cake with a candle?

Case closed.

Yes, once.

ProudDUB

The Raptor wrote: »

I'm having an argument over Jaffa Cakes.

Are they biscuits or cakes?

I'm thinking biscuits because you don't get 12 cakes in a packet. So that makes it a pack of biscuits.

Other person says cakes but i disagree.

But not all packets of biscuits come in packets of 12. Plenty of them, have more or less than 12.

The Raptor

Senna wrote: »

If it goes hard when stale it's a cake, if it goes soft when stale it's a biscuit.
Jaffa Cakes are cakes, it's in the ****** name.

Well has anyone left a jaffa cake out long enough to get stale?

Bread gets stale also. Doesn't make it a cake, does it?

So its a biscuit.

The Raptor

ProudDUB wrote: »

But not all packets of biscuits come in packets of 12. Plenty of them, have more or less than 12.

It still makes it a packet of biscuits.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

The Raptor wrote: »

It still makes it a packet of biscuits.

Which is immaterial as we are discussing a packet of Jaffe CAKES. It's the same as the packets of those Cadbury chocolate rolls - Cakes.

The Raptor

Jake Panicky Memo wrote: »

Which is immaterial as we are discussing a packet of Jaffe CAKES. It's the same as the packets of those Cadbury chocolate rolls - Cakes.

Jaffa Cakes is just a name on the packet of biscuits just like hob nobs is on the packet.

osarusan

Jaffa Pie.

Wigglepuppy

The Raptor wrote: »

Well has anyone left a jaffa cake out long enough to get stale?

Bread gets stale also. Doesn't make it a cake, does it?

So its a biscuit.

No it doesn't make bread a cake, because it is bread, unlike Jaffa Cakes which are legally defined as cakes.

You asked which one it is, you should have warned you only wanted the answer you agree with.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

The Raptor wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes is just a name on the packet of biscuits just like hob nobs is on the packet.

That's what HM Customs tried to tell the court but they were wrong too.

The Raptor

Wigglepuppy wrote: »

No it doesn't make bread a cake, because it is bread, unlike Jaffa Cakes which are legally defined as cakes.

You asked which one it is, you should have warned you only wanted the answer you agree with.

From here on in, I would like answers I agree with.

Fuzzy Clam

For tax purposes they're called apples.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Fuzzy Clam wrote: »

For tax purposes they're called apples.

Like the Garlic? Got ya

lord lucan

All I could think of was this:
https://youtu.be/OkjOY4lPodI

readytosnap

The Raptor wrote: »

I'm thinking biscuits because you don't get 12 cakes in a packet.

What about teacakes and fairy cakes and cupcakes They have all them in packets of 12 in every supermarket.

I prefer to call them biscuits (jaffa cakes) even though they are cakes, it just doesn't sound too bad when I say I ate 12 biscuits with my cup of tea as opposed to I ate 12 cakes with my cup of tea

The Raptor

readytosnap wrote: »

What about teacakes and fairy cakes and cupcakes They have all them in packets of 12 in every supermarket.

I prefer to call them biscuits (jaffa cakes) even though they are cakes, it just doesn't sound too bad when I say I ate 12 biscuits with my cup of tea as opposed to I ate 12 cakes with my cup of tea

Teacakes = marshmallow on a buscuit base covered in chocolate. So they're biscuits.

Fairy cakes and cupcakes are buns.It's

ok to have packets of 12 in these.

Fuzzy Clam

Jake Panicky Memo wrote: »

Like the Garlic? Got ya

No flies on you

readytosnap

The Raptor wrote: »

Teacakes = marshmallow on a buscuit base covered in chocolate. So they're biscuits.

Fairy cakes and cupcakes are buns.It's

ok to have packets of 12 in these.

So let me get this straight all the items I mentioned are cakes but you say they are biscuits or buns?? I've had many a BUNburger but them buns are usually bread based. Anyhow if/when you get/got married did you have wedding biscuit? and do you get a birthday biscuit with a candle in it?
your mind is made up so i am wasting my time here, but one last attempt how about we call them biscakes? YAY.

SEPT 23 1989

Gateaux or Gatox

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Gateaux or Gatox

I knew a guy worked for Gatox, he was a bit of a bollow.