A reality TV show you'd watch

KKkitty

A lot of programmes today could be called reality TV shows. People can't seem to buy a house or go on a diet without a camera crew following them which makes them famous almost instantly. I personally would love to see a real life version of Celebrity Deathmatch. The premise of it would be 2 celebrities fight til one is knocked out. The loser has to fade into obscurity relinquishing their celebrity status forever. What would you like to see reality TV show wise?

Arsemageddon

Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank

Robsweezie

A show with participants confronting people from their past, that made them who they are today. People they've got on with, fallen out with etc.

Could be an ex, an old friend, a teacher, an old boss, a childhood bully, an estranged relative.

Arsemageddon

Robsweezie wrote: »

A show with participants confronting people from their past, that made them who they are today. People they've got on with, fallen out with etc.

Episode 1 could be me boxing the head off my career guidance counsellor

gammygils

A Reality Show that will get rid of all Reality Shows forever!

failinis

Are those 24 hours in A&E factual documentary and/or reality tv?
I don't mind watching them.

KKkitty

failinis wrote: »

Are those 24 hours in A&E factual documentary and/or reality tv?
I don't mind watching them.

Possibly both but at least you know that show is 100% real. Not unless there's people paid to pretend to fall/have heart attacks for it!!

maudgonner

'Who Do You Think You Are?'

In my version they would line up all the overpaid RTE presenters, who command high wages 'because if we don't pay them well the BBC might poach them'.

Then a US Marine (the guy from Full Metal Jacket if he's available) will stand two inches from their face and scream 'Who do you think you are?!!!' over and over again at them, absolute hairdryer treatment, until they're reduced to wobbly messes.

The pilot episode features Joe Duffy. I don't care if it doesn't get commissioned after the pilot, even just Joe Duffy would be enough for me.

eeguy

Cold Turkey.

20 junkies in a house. Each week a rumour is spread that one of them has gear and is hiding it from the rest.

maudgonner

'The National Lottery'

Every week a charlatan psychic has to predict the numbers for the Lotto. For every number they get wrong, they lose a finger.

No excuses. I don't care if 'the spirits don't tell them things that will benefit them personally'. If they allow you to prey on vulnerable people then they will surely turn up to save your bacon?


This is a fun game. I'm working out all my rage issues...

boobar

Arsemageddon wrote: »

Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank

Inner-City Sumo: we take fat people from the inner-city, put them in big nappies and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. Very cheap to make, we could do it in a pub car park. If you [the BBC] don’t do it, Sky will.

padd b1975

eeguy wrote: »

Cold Turkey.

20 junkies in a house. Each week a rumour is spread that one of them has gear and is hiding it from the rest.

It would be cheaper just to show CCTV from the Luas Red Line.

ham_n_mustard

Cant think of a catchy title, but basically all the can drinking, hash smoking, "haven't worked a day in their life" dole warriors in the country are rounded up into croke park to kill each other until one is left standing, the "winner" gets to represent Ireland in the international version.

Duff

One where they put Trump in a fake white house, which he believes is real, and watch it all unfold.

RayM

Coming up next on Channel 5, Paedophile Island: One hundred children and one paedophile on an island full of cameras. What will happen next?

setanta1984

boobar wrote: »

Inner-City Sumo: we take fat people from the inner-city, put them in big nappies and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. Very cheap to make, we could do it in a pub car park. If you [the BBC] don’t do it, Sky will.

Cooking in Prison

Just shows how low TV has got these days when this has actually been done: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/gordon-behind-bars/episode-guide
Can't wait for when they get to Monkey Tennis, it's only a matter of time...

Irish Guitarist

I'd love to see a reality show about the lives of the workers in an aglet factory.

foggy_lad

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

Cant think of a catchy title, but basically all the can drinking, hash smoking, "haven't worked a day in their life" dole warriors in the country are rounded up into croke park to kill each other until one is left standing, the "winner" gets to represent Ireland in the international version.

Hey that's already called MMA Cage fighting.

The_Valeyard

A real life hunger games involving all those at the top who helped bring about the economic collapse.

everlast75

Knowing M.E. Knowing you....