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Would you like to be vampire?

  • 12-08-2016 3:29pm
    #1
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭


    It must feel very invigorating having to hunt and kill your prey for food , instead of having to cue up for food items in a souless retail outlet.

    Would you like to be a Vampire 24 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    100% 24 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Tsipras
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭Tsipras


    I'd like to have sex with a sexy female vampire


  • #3
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    A Christopher Lee vampire not the paedophile Twilight one who hangs around schools.


  • #4
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Do I want to sustain myself by drinking fresh blood?

    No


  • #5
    intheclouds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,175 ✭✭✭intheclouds


    Yes. The gothic look suits me.

    Plus I love my sleep so Id be delighted with myself all summer sleeping through the hours of daylight.


  • #6
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Do I want to sustain myself by drinking fresh blood?

    No

    If you were a Vampire, that is what you would want to drink


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  • #7
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    badabing106 wrote: »
    It must feel very invigorating having to hunt and kill your prey for food , instead of having to cue up for food items in a souless retail outlet.
    Well, if you really want to you can go out and hunt your dinner. There are plenty of wild rabbits and birds that you could catch and eat.


  • #8
    Mc Love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Mc Love


    I think it would be cool to be a vampire - imagine the nightlife you'd have?!


  • #9
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    badabing106 wrote: »
    If you were a Vampire, that is what you would want to drink

    Oooooh in that case!

    Still no


  • #10
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Only the kind who has ketchup running through my veins.


  • #11
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,552 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Do I get to eat Garlic?

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



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  • #12
    Piggystardust
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭Piggystardust


    I'd love to be able to leap off a bridge like the Lost Boys. Plus, vampires are hot so yes, yes I would. Where do I sign?


  • #13
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Team Edward!


  • #14
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Tsipras wrote: »
    I'd like to have sex with a sexy female vampire

    The one in Adventure Time is pretty cool.

    For a female vampire in a kids cartoon.


  • #15
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    I pride myself on my Kiefer Sutherland-esque blonde mullet.


  • #16
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Only if I could be a cool vamp like Selene from Underworld.


  • #17
    gormdubhgorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,076 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Pro's:
    I hate Garlic
    Not a fan of really warm sunny weather
    Not religious so crucifixes kind of scare me
    Not a morning person.

    Cons:
    I don't like blood.
    I suppose I could make black pudding out of it.

    Yeah I suppose I would like to be a vampire.

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • #18
    soups05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭soups05


    sleep all day,party all night,never grow old,never die. hell yeah

    i got no soul anyway


    no,not ginger before ya ask

    :p


  • #19
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He was a Romanian Joe


  • #20
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    I wouldn't like to be a vampire, I couldn't live without real food. The immortality and brooding sexiness does appeal, though.


  • #21
    nkav86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭nkav86


    Yes, but only if it magically makes me fit and kung fu fighter-y


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  • #22
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Vampires probably all have HIV.


  • #23
    ThepoolEIRE88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭ThepoolEIRE88


    No i would not like to be a bedbug


  • #24
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    Yes especially out of Zombies, Werewolves or Vampires, I'd definitely choose Vampire.

    I would hate to become a Zombie.


  • #25
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,491 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    I wouldn't like to be a vampire, I couldn't live without real food. The immortality and brooding sexiness does appeal, though.

    Blood to a vampire would equal the finest food to a human?


  • #26
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I wouldn't mind being Cassidy, not the tv show version.


  • #27
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Vampires are ponces.


  • #28
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Blood to a vampire would equal the finest food to a human?

    Not to me!


  • #29
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Not to me!

    Edit: Although - if I did become a vampire I could keep a few free range humans around and feed them all the food I loved when I was human to make the blood nice and tasty :p.


  • #30
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    badabing106 wrote: »
    It must feel very invigorating having to hunt and kill your prey for food , instead of having to cue up for food items in a souless retail outlet.

    Grab a knife and chase shoppers around the local Tesco, for the best of both worlds.


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  • #31
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Would you like to be vampire?

    Absolutely and I would need a suitably skilled Vampire wife.


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