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Wiff of larger off a fart

  • 10-08-2016 11:46pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭


    Ever wonder why if you place your finger next your hole, fart and give a good wiff that it smells like larger even though you haven't been drinking?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    We are smelly bastards on the inside too, women especially.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Keeps me up at night wondering


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Keeps me up at night wondering

    Can't sleep racking my brains on this one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,602 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Larger than what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Better than having a whiff of fart off your larger, innit?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,708 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    Have you throughout your drinking career thought you have been drinking "Larger" instead of "Lager"?

    Maybe you thought it referred to the price as lager is normally dearer than Guinness?

    I don't know what a "wiff" is either!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    I'd suck farts out of your wan on sky sports...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    It was a quandary for Aristotle I believe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Lager is rotten anyway. Can't say I've smelled farts off it but I have smelled piss. ;)


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