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This kid in Dublin zoo

  • 01-08-2016 7:19pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭


    In todays papers, stood the wrong side of the Rhino enclosure for 20 mins said one eye witness....excuse my ignorance not been to the zoo since I was a schoolkid but what do staff do there, 20 mins is a long time .......what if Isis decided to attack the monkey enclosure what then then? is everyone off having a kitkat?


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Could someone not have approached him and said "That's a bit dodgy mate".. rather than putting his picture up on the internet.

    Not the wisest thing to do, I wouldn't recommend it. But I don't think the witch hunt is really necessary.

    I'm sure if Rhinos could climb up that mound of rocks there'd be more than some 2x4 and chicken wire to protect it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    They'll get that profile picture of a large African quadruped attacking their child eventually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Dublin Zoo are investigating how he got into the enclosure . It's a low fence and his father /guardian is standing next to him.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    Unless Rhinos have suddenly developed the agility of a mountain goat the child is safe FFS. I love the social media ''Outrage'' at this one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,096 ✭✭✭✭looksee


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    some ppl shudnt be allowed have kids
    is one of my favourites.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    xzanti wrote: »
    is one of my favourites.
    ''You need a license for a dog'' is another


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭sonofenoch


    Dublin Zoo are investigating how he got into the enclosure . It's a low fence and his father /guardian is standing next to him.

    But how does someone play silly games like that for 20 mins in the zoo? like said haven't been to the zoo in years but is there no security no cameras no staff on hand.......for 20 mins someone could do something alot more foolish and dangerous with no eyes watching


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Isis attacking the monkey enclosure in Dublin zoo is a very surreal mental image.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    sonofenoch wrote: »
    But how does someone play silly games like that for 20 mins in the zoo? like said haven't been to the zoo in years but is there no security no cameras no staff on hand.......for 20 mins someone could do something alot more foolish and dangerous with no eyes watching

    Let them. We can't police everybody 100% of the time. If parents can't be responsible for their own kids, then why should a stranger do it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭tracey turnblad


    Where the rhinos are in the zoo you have to go up into like a cul de sac it's off the 'main road' so to speak. I think that the zoo keepers trust that most normal people especially in light of recent events would not endanger their own child


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Archeron wrote: »
    Isis attacking the monkey enclosure in Dublin zoo is a very surreal mental image.

    Gorilla warfare, as it were.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭Hazydays123


    sonofenoch wrote: »
    But how does someone play silly games like that for 20 mins in the zoo? like said haven't been to the zoo in years but is there no security no cameras no staff on hand.......for 20 mins someone could do something alot more foolish and dangerous with no eyes watching

    I'm sure 20mins was an extreme exaggeration. You'd be bored out of your mind standing around looking at a rhino for 20mins and these people didn't look like the type to have a long attention span in general :rolleyes:

    I assume a lot more than that tiny 4ft fence with a bit of chicken mesh stands between you and the Rhino anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Dublin Zoo are investigating how he got into the enclosure . It's a low fence and his father /guardian is standing next to him.

    That will definitely need a team of 8 plus a project manager an engineer and an expert in the field to investigate.. it's not a simple as father lifts child over fence.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Hyperbole.
    Rhinos are always horny.

    They won't jump over the dugout because of one kid not moving closer to them.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    That will definitely need a team of 8 plus a project manager an engineer and an expert in the field to investigate.. it's not a simple as father lifts child over fence.
    I echo your sentiment plus an independent enquiry too. I am so shocked I am Gobsmacked and (outraged) too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,517 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Bank holidays always tend to be slow outrage days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Agree with a lot of the previous posters, if the Rhinos could get up that high, then chicken wire and wooden poles and going to much to stop it now. Probably a bad thing for a parent to do, in case the child does it while the parent is not there, believing it safe to do so, but yeah, I dont get the outrage over this. His dad was standing right over him. If anything went down, the dad would pick him up and run.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    chillin117 wrote: »
    Unless Rhinos have suddenly developed the agility of a mountain goat the child is safe FFS. I love the social media ''Outrage'' at this one :D
    xzanti wrote: »
    I'm sure if Rhinos could climb up that mound of rocks there'd be more than some 2x4 and chicken wire to protect it.

    The kid in the gorilla killing incident a while back was over the fence, which in turn was 4ft back from the moat which separated the gorillas from people. And the kid still managed to fall/climb into the moat. The child in Dublin Zoo was only safe as long as he didn't slip/fall/climb down those rocks. Rhinos can run at 50km/h - faster than you're allowed drive down the quays in Dublin. Rhinos are pretty inquisitive, and will run towards something unusual. So yeah, it was utter stupidity at work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Thoie wrote: »
    Rhinos are pretty inquisitive, and will run towards something unusual. So yeah, it was utter stupidity at work.

    According to The Simpsons, they put out fires....but I doubt that in real life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    All I know is I'm completely outraged.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    The kid got further than the Rathkeale Rovers.


    Apparently there is €73 million worth of rhino horn in there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭Hazydays123


    PARlance wrote: »
    Bank holidays always tend to be slow outrage days.

    This story made it all the way to the Daliy Mail UK online (chief purveyor of outrage). There were commentators calling for child protective services to be called. Such hyperbole would be amusing if it weren't for the many children who actually are being abused everyday with no intervention whatsoever.

    This is clearly a grandfather (with v poor judgement) bringing his grandchild to the zoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    According to The Simpsons, they put out fires....but I doubt that in real life.

    That's ridiculous, they'd never make it through the training, and where would you get breathing apparatus to fit them? Bet they'd be crap at the paramedic/CPR bits too. I'd say they'd fail out on the first day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    I think they should claim compensation for their own stupidity. It works.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭tracey turnblad


    There is a large moat between the rhinos and the chicken wire where the child was standing would be a 6 ft maybe more wall between him and the rhinos and while in the photo it looks like he's on the level with them anytime I've been up there ( which is a lot I live locally and am a year pass owner) they are usually way way back from where he is... I would say the hold us actually quite safe where he is... It would be if something unexpected happened like he fell backwards or something. Most sane people are ok with this level of security but there's always one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭tracey turnblad


    posted twice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭sonofenoch


    Omackeral wrote: »
    All I know is I'm completely outraged.

    No outrage here far from it, as a regular Liveleeker and Ogrisher I'll say no more .....just wasn't aware the general public were allowed wander willy nilly with low supervision in the zoo given the times that's in it ...

    linger too long in an Aldi aisle and you'll have security over your shoulder :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Thoie wrote: »
    That's ridiculous, they'd never make it through the training, and where would you get breathing apparatus to fit them? Bet they'd be crap at the paramedic/CPR bits too. I'd say they'd fail out on the first day.

    Canyonero!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭tracey turnblad


    sonofenoch wrote: »
    Omackeral wrote: »
    All I know is I'm completely outraged.

    No outrage here far from it, as a regular Liveleeker and Ogrisher I'll say no more .....just wasn't aware the general public were allowed wander willy nilly with low supervision in the zoo given the times that's in it ...
    linger too long in an Aldi aisle and you'll have security over your shoulder :D

    Did you think there is someone there to move you along? It's all abou wandering through and enjoying the sights


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Canyonero!

    Oh, you're right. That is how DFB do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭sonofenoch


    Did you think there is someone there to move you along? It's all abou wandering through and enjoying the sights

    No I thought there was fully armed ninjas at every corner, honestly ........suppose it explains why Nidge and the gang oft went to Dublin zoo for a 'meeting', I get it now


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    xzanti wrote: »
    Not the wisest thing to do, I wouldn't recommend it.
    .
    Thoie wrote: »
    So yeah, it was utter stupidity at work.

    So we're on the same page then :) great!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,059 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    From pics I've seen, that fence is far too low.

    Anyone who is out for a laugh, or where the kid is God can just place the kid or themselves over the fence.

    Fence needs to be raised big time to stop this nutty behaviour.

    The poor child was probably terrified, but the adult may have been laughing.

    Dublin Zoo.... get yer act together. There was another incident not too long ago aswell involving a child.

    Something doesn't seem right about it all just the same. Can't put my finger on it though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    This could have been Harambe all over again and that's bull****. I'm incandescent with anger.

    #justiceforharambe


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Zoos are despicable.

    Free the Animals!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,363 ✭✭✭KingBrian2


    Stupid kid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    lawlolawl wrote: »
    This could have been Harambe all over again and that's bull****. I'm incandescent with anger.

    #justiceforharambe


    #dicksoutforharambe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    Omackeral wrote: »
    #dicksoutforharambe

    #thatcouldhaveharambeenme

    At least he's up in heaven now doing the ice bucket challenge with Joseph Kony.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    xzanti wrote: »
    So we're on the same page then :) great!!

    Stampede!!!
    From pics I've seen, that fence is far too low.
    ...
    Fence needs to be raised big time to stop this nutty behaviour.

    No, the fence is fine, people just need not to be ****ing morons. That's why children are supposed to be accompanied by an adult, so that kids can't accidentally get in there. Maybe they need to make it clear that the accompanying adults shouldn't be thick.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    The zoo owes a duty of care to the public, staff and the animals in their care.

    If they are going to keep them imprisoned the least they could do is make sure they are safe, making it easy for stupid people to access them is not keeping then safe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,096 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    The real solution is to take down the useless and pointless wire fence so that people can get more realistic photos - all those rocks and moats and stuff are quite sufficient to keep adventurous kids away from irritated rhinos.











    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Lau2976 wrote: »
    The zoo owes a duty of care to the public, staff and the animals in their care.

    If they are going to keep them imprisoned the least they could do is make sure they are safe, making it easy for stupid people to access them is not keeping then safe

    The parents of that child should sue. Could be a few quid in it for them.

    In fact the man could be due some compensation too, people are saying he's an idiot. It's the zoo's fault for making the fence so low that he looks stupid.

    Can the rhino sue? Somebody call a lawyer, stat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,363 ✭✭✭KingBrian2


    Lau2976 wrote: »
    The zoo owes a duty of care to the public, staff and the animals in their care.

    If they are going to keep them imprisoned the least they could do is make sure they are safe, making it easy for stupid people to access them is not keeping then safe


    The kid was also an idiot. No Zoo can keep themselves fully insured from human stupidity.:)

    Safety Inspector "Is it child proof."
    Zoo Keeper "Yes"
    Safety Inspector "Is it idiot proof"
    Zoo Keeper "No"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 982 ✭✭✭VincePP


    Remember it silly season out there in media land.

    Politicians are on holidays, businesses are on holidays, joirnalists are on holiday.

    The tea ladies and doormen are writing the stories and by jaysus thus year they are the silliest ever.

    2 minutes becomes 20 minutes in the flash of a pen


    What's worse is the number of fools that get taken in by these silly season stories and believe every word without question. Gombeens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    sonofenoch wrote: »
    .......what if Isis decided to attack the monkey enclosure what then then?

    How would they know the difference?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    From pics I've seen, that fence is far too low.

    Anyone who is out for a laugh, or where the kid is God can just place the kid or themselves over the fence.

    Fence needs to be raised big time to stop this nutty behaviour.

    The poor child was probably terrified, but the adult may have been laughing.

    Dublin Zoo.... get yer act together. There was another incident not too long ago aswell involving a child.

    Something doesn't seem right about it all just the same. Can't put my finger on it though.


    Lol or maybe
    "Parent, get your act together. Don't feed your child to the animals, it'll make them sick".
    It's not Dublin zoos fault the parents are morons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭hmmm


    Obviously the solution here is to put the visitors into cages, and allow the animals roam free.


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