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"Budweiser is Carlsberg Drinker's P**s"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    With the way I drink Ale on a Sunday night it would be totally possible to have a beer line straight from my bladder back to the tap and nobody would bat an eyelid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,749 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    Yum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭tom_k


    Separate research has shown other innovative uses for urine. The University of the West of England created a pair of socks that can send a text message in an emergency when powered by urine.

    This is the bit that caught my attention. What will the text say - "Bring me fresh pants as I've pissed myself"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Goin out on the piss lads?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Well, actually...

    http://www.independent.ie/business/technology/scientists-aim-to-turn-urine-into-beer-with-solarpowered-device-34918983.html

    Seems like a good idea, no?

    The urine could be "harvested" from the urinals in the pub in a constant renewal process for beer saving the publicans a fortune and allowing them to reduce the price of a pint.

    Surely worth considering?

    That ever becomes a reality, this'll be Alf.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭buried


    Further proof that going to the pub is a load of $hite, p!ss, vomit or whatever your having yourself

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Ronald Wilson Reagan


    I've got to start drinking Bud as it seems to offend a great number of people.:pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,310 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Well, actually...

    http://www.independent.ie/business/technology/scientists-aim-to-turn-urine-into-beer-with-solarpowered-device-34918983.html

    Seems like a good idea, no?

    The urine could be "harvested" from the urinals in the pub in a constant renewal process for beer saving the publicans a fortune and allowing them to reduce the price of a pint.

    Surely worth considering?

    One way to get the nation to cut back on the pints.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Patww79 wrote: »
    If we actually needed to. How has that attitude suddenly become so fashionable?

    Politicians/VFI close relationship.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Well at least it makes a change from the all non craft beer is piss line trotted out by the hipster parade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Bud is like sex in a boat.
    Fcking close to water.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭mynamejeff


    as a regular carlsberg drinker i can confirm that my urine post session would be significantly more potent that bud, most like taste better too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,268 ✭✭✭jackofalltrades


    Indo headline
    Scientists aim to turn urine into beer with solar-powered device
    What the scientists are acutally doing
    The researchers at the University of Ghent created a device that uses a solar-powered boiler and special membrane to separate the urine into two parts: water and fertiliser.
    So the story is basically about filtering water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Isn't that what it essentially is to start off with. .?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just after a big feed, and this bit turned my stomach:
    To purify the urine, the researchers first collect it in a tank and heat it using a solar-powered boiler.
    Boiled piss? Imagine the stink off it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Ronald Wilson Reagan


    Indo headline

    What the scientists are acutally doing

    So the story is basically about filtering water.

    The indo's mooto these days is never let the truth get in the way of clickbait or the interests of
    DOB
    .


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