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AH Needs This Guy ....!

  • 21-07-2016 6:09pm
    #1
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭


    http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/18/boy-16-caught-having-sex-with-a-horse-spared-jail-6014507/


    " Matthew Hardyman, defending, told the judge: ‘He has a stable family structure at home. "

    How did the entire fcuking room not dissolve in tears of laughter?! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!!!

    We Need this sort of wit with us! Matt, you fcucking Legend! Ye slipped that one in! :D


Comments

  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I like how they pointed out that the pictured horse isn't the one he had sex with


  • #3
    The flying mouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭The flying mouse


    I mare not belive that story but hay i trotting on before you stirrup more horse****...


  • #4
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I think the pun was not intended.


  • #5
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    The shame of getting convicted for that though. ....like how would you live it down


  • #6
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He needs to be reined in


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  • #7
    py2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    He also said, his "head was in the wrong place" ... :eek:


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm never forgiving the OP for making me click on that. :(


  • #9
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    The shame of getting convicted for that though. ....like how would you live it down

    Ah shure providing they don't publish your Boards ID :D


  • #10
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    The shame of getting convicted for that though. ....like how would you live it down

    You couldn't just mope around. Afraid to leave your house.
    I think the more you dwell on it, the more you would go into yourself. Spiral downwards.

    The key is to get straight back up on the horse.


  • #11
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Ted111 wrote: »
    You couldn't just mope around. Afraid to leave your house.
    I think the more you dwell on it, the more you would go into yourself. Spiral downwards.

    The key is to get straight back up on the horse.

    I cannot thank this enough :pac:



    Imagine going for a job though and they Google your name to that :eek:
    Guess it would rule out working with animals anyway


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