Big dirty takeaway

nkav86

Lads I'm starving, have a spare few quid, not arsed cooking, what takeaway do you suggest? Too many options to choose from, need a bit of perspective

WinnyThePoo

Eat your toe nails!

ebbsy

I like eating chinese





































minge.

gerrybbadd

If you want dirty, get an Indian. Good and spicy. Get onion bhajis and Naan as well. And some beer.

The_Valeyard

Big durty tasty burger with garlic cheese chips and battered sausage, washed down with a bottle of coke.

nkav86

The_Valeyard wrote:

Big durty tasty burger with garlic cheese chips and battered sausage, washed down with a bottle of coke.

Haven't had a garlic cheese chip in forever!

The_Valeyard

nkav86 wrote: »

Haven't had a garlic cheese chip in forever!

There ya go then!!

Enjoy it.

uch

Haggis Supper

OldMrBrennan83

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nkav86

uch wrote:

Haggis Supper

Do we have haggis in our chippers?

OldMrBrennan83

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Strumms

Really gone off chippers and chinese the last few years. Rather make an effort and cook something at home than eat that crap but I never get sick of a nice pizza... with garlic and herb dip for the crust... nomage.

Ste-

Spoilt for choice here.

DenMan

Curry cheese chips OP. I had them yesterday and they're divine! Thick hot curry with grated cheese.

nkav86

Strumms wrote:

Really gone off chippers and chinese the last few years. Rather make an effort and cook something at home than eat that crap but I never get sick of a nice pizza... with garlic and herb dip for the crust... nomage.

Pizza is great but the prices are crazy, never understand how dominoes gets away with it

gandalf

Donar Kebab with Garlic Cheese Chips !!!!!

Stone Deaf 4evr

lol, the thread below this is about irelands obesity epidemic.

me_irl

Chicken vindaloo, onion bhajis, pilau rice with a cheese and chili naan.

Stick a bog roll in the fridge for later.

Strumms

nkav86 wrote: »

Pizza is great but the prices are crazy, never understand how dominoes gets away with it

Maybe for what it is but it is sure filling. You'd pay the guts of 8 Euros for a burger and garlic cheese fries in a chipper and usually Chinese and Indian are more expensive plus the leftovers taste rank the next day. Order a large pizza and stick what you don't eat in the fridge and have the next day.. nothing as tasty as leftover pizza.. apart from fresh pizza but still... mmmm *drool*

nkav86

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote:

lol, the thread below this is about irelands obesity epidemic.

Saw that myself, screw it!

Penn

Salt & Chilli Spice Bag/Box.

Different depending on where you get it (may also be called Munch Bag/Box), but generally chips and a bunch of other fried stuff (chicken pieces, chicken balls, spring rolls, prawns, sometimes some ribs too) fried in salt & chilli, with curry sauce on the side for d'dipping.

Just make sure to confirm the size and price. Mate ordered one (usually €9) but ended up getting a pizza box full of stuff for €20 because they did small ones in a bag, large ones in a box.

pragmatic1

nkav86 wrote: »

Pizza is great but the prices are crazy, never understand how dominoes gets away with it

It's the garlic and herb dip. That stuff is like crack.

OldMrBrennan83

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RWCNT

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

lol, the thread below this is about irelands obesity epidemic.

I know which I'd rather read.

I don't have takeaways that often but you can't beat a pile of chicken pakora and basmati rice from the Indian.

gandalf

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

lol, the thread below this is about irelands obesity epidemic.

Hey I'm not buying it the OP is

Haven't had a Kebab in over a year !!!!

Omackeral

nkav86 wrote: »

Haven't had a garlic cheese chip in forever!

Yeah but don't just have one chip, you'll still be hungry.

nkav86

Omackeral wrote:

Yeah but don't just have one chip, you'll still be hungry.

Good shout!

nkav86

OP couldn't give a highlanders about that thread, starving here!

Captain Flaps

For sheer gluttony nothing beats a Dominoes with the following:

BBQ Base with Double Decadence layer
Pork Meatballs
Shredded Beef
Double Garlic Butter
Extra Large Garlic and Herb Dip

There's a reason I've started cycling to work again...

nkav86

I kid you not, I'm so indecisive I've only just placed the order! Garlic cheese chips, sfc piece and a battered sausage, extra salt and vinegar of course!

The_Valeyard

nkav86 wrote: »

I kid you not, I'm so indecisive I've only just placed the order! Garlic cheese chips, sfc piece and a battered sausage, extra salt and vinegar of course!

Good choice. I expect pics upon arrival.

Trond

Easily my guiltiest take way pleasure is the dreaded kebab tray.I usually get onions ring for dipping and self pity reasons!!!

nkav86

The_Valeyard wrote:

Good choice. I expect pics upon arrival.

Can't add on the phone unfortunately!

Fratton Fred

Big Mac and large fries.

On a pizza, covered in mozzarella.

parttime

Dominoes and their ilk are an insult to pizza

Omackeral

nkav86 wrote: »

I kid you not, I'm so indecisive I've only just placed the order! Garlic cheese chips, sfc piece and a battered sausage, extra salt and vinegar of course!

You better not leave us all in the lurch here. Let us know every detail of the meal. I want ratings out of ten for each part of it and I wanna know what drink you got. Was it an online order or by phone? Was the delivery guy prompt. Did he ring the doorbell or give a good purposeful yet charismatic knock? Did you tip? If so, how much? Things of that nature. I feel emotionally invested in this saga now and need my satisfaction from it.

Fattily Yours,

Omackeral.

Omackeral

Hurry up and tell us you monster! This is more tense than the I Found a Safe thread.

Fratton Fred

Why is there no home delivery big dirty fry up service for the mornings when only a fry will do?

nkav86

Omackeral wrote:

Hurry up and tell us you monster! This is more tense than the I Found a Safe thread.

You're off the head! Been 12mins still waiting, didn't get a drink, ordered online and I plan to tip 2e, that's all for now

Omackeral

nkav86 wrote: »

You're off the head! Been 12mins still waiting, didn't get a drink, ordered online and I plan to tip 2e, that's all for now

12 minutes is when the mix of emotions start to kick in. The initial excitement starting to build, beginning to salivate at the thoughts of the garlic and cheese dancing a tango on your palette. Then the doubt seeps in a little. ''Ok, they're probably just leaving the takeaway now...'' . Bargaining comes next, that 2 euro tip starts to diminish to 1.50 in your head. Next, you become hangry i.e hungry and angry. You're gonna leave a bad review and smash his fuc.... Food's here!!! All is forgiven, here's a fiver my good man okbyenomnomnomnom

Markcheese

Fratton Fred wrote:

Why is there no home delivery big dirty fry up service for the mornings when only a fry will do?

Just think ,warm (but not hot) sausies and rashers , everything squished together, and nothing crisp from sitting covered for too long,crap toast too...
Nah,i'll pass..

Trond

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Why is there no home delivery big dirty fry up service for the mornings when only a fry will do?

My local chipper do a nice one and are on justeat. All items are freshly cooked rather than reheated like most places these days.no beans or toast though....which is a good thing imo

OldMrBrennan83

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Outlaw Pete

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Why is there no home delivery big dirty fry up service for the mornings when only a fry will do?

Merry Christmas.

Haven't used it myself but lots on their service do full Irish so shouldn't be too much hassle.

The old Wicked Cafe on Meath St used to deliver full Irish Breakfast in the Dublin 8 and surrounding areas, which I took advantage of on more than a few occasions.

nkav86

So I've never eaten so fast in my life, order came at about quarter past, guy drove a car emblazoned with the chippers logo, odd! Garlic cheese chips were ridiculously cheesy, excellent, enough sauce that the chips below were nicely covered. Chicken was moderately spicy and nice and juicy, battered sausage was a bit meh but overall epic meal throughly enjoyed!!! Now for a few episodes of the Simpsons while I ponder why I ate so much so fast!

Smondie

Jog over town and get sushi

nkav86

Smondie wrote:

Jog over town and get sushi

You're gas!

jimboblep

Ste- wrote: »

Spoilt for choice here.

Thats pretty good but havre you seen the 5 in 1 takeaway near james hospital
Italian chineese thai indian and turkish all in one shop

nkav86

jimboblep wrote:

Thats pretty good but havre you seen the 5 in 1 takeaway near james hospital Italian chineese thai indian and turkish all in one shop

Really?! Jaysus would ya trust anything from there?!

Outlaw Pete

nkav86 wrote: »

Really?! Jaysus would ya trust anything from there?!

Sure you're right beside the hospital if anything goes wrong.