Alright lads, the big hangover Sunday question. Chipper or Chinese?

reddevils10

is the food in your local chinese or chipper good,opening hours, what food is served?

Your Face

Shouldn't you be out drinking?

groucho marx

Big durty curry chip an a cup a tae

fermanagh_man

Eh pizza!!

gifted

It's still Saturday innit?

MadDog76

reddevils10 wrote: »

is the food in your local chinese or chipper good,opening hours, what food is served?

Eh ........... the Chipper sells chips and the Chinese sells Chinese food?

longshanks

Eggs, bacon, soda bread, nurofen, coffee, lucozade.

Grandeeod

Just got an Indian delivered and my 8 year old daughter is ****ting and puking, so the Indian takeway won't be ate. Therefore all you young pricks can go **** off!

As my buddy does, a zaytoon at night and a second zaytoon for the morning

DontThankMe

A nice healthy vegan salad.

vicwatson

Vegan me hole. 10 smoked rashers on white bread with kerrygold butter and leave the fat on the rashers. Sorted

PLL

Both.

Chipper around 1-2
Chinese around 9

A violent number of cans of coca-cola with both sittings.

Closest I can get is KFC.. I'd kill for a dirty 4 in 1 or a greasy fish and chips.

spaghettifier

Both!

Atlantic Dawn

Michael Donalds with their ice cream offering, problem solved.

Gremlinertia

Egg and rasher sandwiches with gallons of tea.

buried

F**k your silly chip Chinese breakfast. Strong drink is what the professionals require.

foggy_lad

Pound of Sausages and a black and white pudding with a few eggs with lashings of mayonnaise and a pint of water.

Sweetemotion

Sex doesn't matter if they are Chinese or Chipper.

J Mysterio

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Closest I can get is KFC.. I'd kill for a dirty 4 in 1 or a greasy fish and chips.

'All I have is gold'!

Fack off!

KungPao

i just had a good few beers...just went home and had a cheesecake. Usually crave sugar if I ate dinner just before drinking.

It went down a treat.

buried

Cheesecake is the king of soakage for the booze. Late night takeaways are missing a trick not serving it.

candy-gal1

If Im in the mams then Id go for Firehouse pizza, 5e for medium pizza and drink and best pizza ive had so far or if in the dads then New Mandarin chinese all the way - my childhood chinese place lol

Lyaiera

buried wrote: »

Cheesecake is the king of soakage for the booze. Late night takeaways are missing a trick not serving it.

If you're eating after drinking it's moppage you're having. Always remember soakage is better than moppage.

buried

Lyaiera wrote: »

If you're eating after drinking it's moppage you're having. Always remember soakage is better than moppage.

Whats good moppage? Help me out Lyaiera

spaghettifier

Sadly, Chapter One doesn't open on a Sunday.

NiallBoo

buried wrote: »

Cheesecake is the king of soakage for the booze. Late night takeaways are missing a trick not serving it.

It must be nice and gentle on the way up.

OldMrBrennan83

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NiallBoo

Patww79 wrote: »

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Nowhere near anyone does a decent one - that's not really the point of kebabs.

You're not supposed to eat them sober.

OldMrBrennan83

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FTA69

Chips cheese and garlic out of Lennox's in Cork with a couple of battered sausages would be unreal now. Most choppers in England are sh*t I think although I'm lucky to have a good one near me.

Today had a Greek feast of battered calamari, chips, whitebait, grilled octopus, prawns and a grilled sea bass with salad.

In an hour I'll have fried mushrooms, fried eggs, two rashers, sausages and black and white pudding with toast and three cups of tea. Lovely hurling.

GerB40

Get a Ruby Murray down ya somehow. You might go through hell tonight but you'll feel fresh as fúck tomorrow...

Story Bud?

I honest to god feel worse if I eat dirty food after a night out.

If I was going to get take away it would be something fresher like a decent Thai curry.

Scrambled Eggs on toast or a fruit smoothie would make me feel a Fcuk load better thank chicken balls - yack.

That's not to say that a 3 in 1 doesn't have its place but defo not when hungover. Drunk, yes. Hungover, nope.

snowgal

GerB40 wrote: »

Get a Ruby Murray down ya somehow. You might go through hell tonight but you'll feel fresh as fúck tomorrow...

And what is this ruby Murray please?!

J Mysterio

snowgal wrote: »

And what is this ruby Murray please?!

I have no idea what that is either. I googled it to find a 50's Hollwood actress.

OldMrBrennan83

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J Mysterio

Patww79 wrote: »

Curry.

Oh right, cockney rhyming slang so.

endacl

FTA69 wrote: »

Chips cheese and garlic out of Lennox's in Cork with a couple of battered sausages would be unreal now. Most choppers in England are sh*t I think although I'm lucky to have a good one near me.

Today had a Greek feast of battered calamari, chips, whitebait, grilled octopus, prawns and a grilled sea bass with salad.

In an hour I'll have fried mushrooms, fried eggs, two rashers, sausages and black and white pudding with toast and three cups of tea. Lovely hurling.

Calamari? Deep fried arseholes...

tastyt

Friend of mine asks the local chinese to add a portion of chicken balls to his spice bag, everyone in the area does it now so the chinese put it on the menu.

Called it the ballbag, and its unreal for a hangover.

OldMrBrennan83

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Omackeral

groucho marx wrote: »

Big durty curry chip an a cup a tae

If you ordered a "curry chip" off me I swear to god I would give you one solitary fcuking chip dipped in curry sauce.

PennyWren

candy-gal1 wrote: »

If Im in the mams then Id go for Firehouse pizza, 5e for medium pizza and drink and best pizza ive had so far or if in the dads then New Mandarin chinese all the way - my childhood chinese place lol

I'd forgotten the new mandarin existed! Thank you My fav when I lived around there ! The absolute best Chinese. Why have I been wasting time with my ****ty local place!

Grandeeod

Omackeral wrote: »

If you ordered a "curry chip" off me I swear to god I would give you one solitary fcuking chip dipped in curry sauce.

I can relate to this. A few years ago in an Irish bar abroad, there was an English girl who had just started working there. A Irish lad comes in and orders his pint and then asks her for a "Curry Chip". She asked him again as if she had heard him wrong. Once again he repeated "Curry Chip". She then proceeded to ask him if he actually wanted "One chip with Curry Sauce". She was serious! I kindly stepped in and educated her on the language issues.

beardybrewer

Both. Chips for soakage on the night, Chinese the next day. Sorted.

posturingpat

For a hangover a nice cushion to kneel on whilst puking up my insides. Maybe a glass of water to sip at for the day if feeling brave

fussyonion

Chipper.
Spiceburger and chips.

I always find a can of Coke and a bag of salt and vinegar crisps sorts my hangover.

Ulysses Gaze

More drink usually does the trick...

Outlaw Pete

Just had Christchurch Burdock's Chips with a large tin of Bachelor Beans (Curry Sauce edition).

Amazing combination.

On one hand you are having chips with curry sauce but wait, plot twist, there are beans in the sauce and so you're also having beans & chips too!

Don't know how I didn't think of this sooner. I may patent.

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

If you ordered a "curry chip" off me I swear to god I would give you one solitary fcuking chip dipped in curry sauce.

You wouldn't like working in a takeaway in Dundalk then. I've yet to hear anybody round here say 'chips' as opposed to 'chip'.

OldMrBrennan83

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