In the unfortunate event of your sudden demise..

Outlaw Pete

..what would be the most embarrassing / shameful thing that your family, friends or foe might uncover about you?

Yes I know you'll be dead and so unable to to feel shame or embarrassment... just answer the damn question.

For me it would have to be the home made vagina I've fashioned from half dozen foam sponges, a silky smooth latex glove and a Pringle's can (the long ones :cool:)

Your good selves?

GLaDOS

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lawlolawl

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

For me it would have to be the home made vagina I've fashioned from half dozen foam sponges, a silky smooth latex glove and a Pringle's can (the long ones :cool:)

Your good selves?

As in, you're a woman and this is what your vagina is like?

SCOOP 64

A smarties tube would have done you

mansize

Don't they sell that kinda crap on the interwebs?

seamus

Honestly nothing. The only thing is that I'm so bad at keeping in touch there would be upwards of 100 people from former colleagues to online friends who wouldn't find out that I was gone for several weeks either because my family wouldn't know how to get in touch with them or wouldn't know they even exist.

Agricola

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

For me it would have to be the home made vagina I've fashioned from half dozen foam sponges, a silky smooth latex glove and a Pringle's can (the long ones :cool:)

That's too specific to be a joke...........

I get away with the travel size myself

Outlaw Pete

Agricola wrote: »

That's too specific to be a joke..........

Oh, 'tis no joke. In fact maybe the thread should really be in Bargain Alerts :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WVZiqegWzk

MilesMorales1

Don't think anyone would be bothered enough to discover such things.

Barry Badrinath

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Oh, 'tis no joke. In fact maybe the thread should really be in Bargain Alerts :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WVZiqegWzk

We dont want to see a youtube clip.

Im calling you out. Show us a picture with your hand with a thumbs up in front of it in 7 minutes or you are a bull****ter.

biko

If they ever found out I was a boards moderator I'd be morto*











* pun intended

Winterlong

The people who would show up at my funeral would be enough of an eye opener for my poor family.
Mind you, their grief would be so profound I doubt they would notice.

Poor things. I feel sorry for them, and for you all, having to live in a post me world.

Burial.

My Nickelback vinyl collection

mansize

I don't think anything would shock them I'm an open book

Outlaw Pete

McGruber wrote: »

We dont want to see a youtube clip.

Im calling you out. Show us a picture with your hand with a thumbs up in front of it in 7 minutes or you are a bull****ter.

I'm sorry you doubt me, Brother Rabbitte.

Barry Badrinath

McGruber wrote: »

We dont want to see a youtube clip.

Im calling you out. Show us a picture with your hand with a thumbs up in front of it in 7 minutes or you are a bull****ter.

OP is a bull****ter. I bet he's not even an outlaw.

My favourite colour is cerise pink and I usually only eat blue ice cream.

There are no skellingtons in my closet. Especially a home made fake vagina. Who the hell does that like?!

Just stick it betwen the bed base and mattress like a normal person, creep!

Barry Badrinath

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I'm sorry you doubt me, Brother Rabbitte.

Of course I doubt you, yer talking shyte.

Wheres the pic? Ah forget it, go fill yer Pringles tube up.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Not being that far from the reality of this situation, I have on occasion thought about this and I can't think of anything that would be embarrassing. They might be surprised at the funds I've ferreted away but that would only be a source of enjoyment for them.

Fleawuss

Some of them might be embarrassed. I don't give a Shyte. I certainly won't when I'm dead!

Outlaw Pete

ScienceNerd wrote: »

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Even worse. What if what you were watching is still playing when they find you

Outlaw Pete

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Even worse. What if what you were watching is still playing when they find you

Oh christ. If she wasn't already dead (poor thing), the embarrassment would kill her.

Be careful out there people, we know not the hour.

McGruber

McGruber wrote: »

Of course I doubt you, yer talking shyte.

Wheres the pic? Ah forget it, go fill yer Pringles tube up.

ah lighten up. who cares?

RustyNut

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Oh, 'tis no joke. In fact maybe the thread should really be in Bargain Alerts :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WVZiqegWzk

You win the internet.....

Gen.Zhukov

Wasn't there some MP in the UK that was found, accidentally hanged himself while doing some auto erotic asphyxiation trip. Found in all the kit, nylons, sus belt etc.

That's way up there on the embarrassing ways to be found scale.
Jeez, talk about a pedal going wrong.

Amalgam

1.618 wrote: »

Wasn't there some MP in the UK that was found, accidentally hanged himself while doing some auto erotic asphyxiation trip. Found in all the kit, nylons, sus belt etc.

..and an orange.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan

There's a photo that has been online since before the internet as we know it, going back to BBS days.

Google + man + chicken + boulder =

RayM

1.618 wrote: »

Wasn't there some MP in the UK that was found, accidentally hanged himself while doing some auto erotic asphyxiation trip. Found in all the kit, nylons, sus belt etc.

That's actually a very sad story. They had terrible trouble getting the lid down on the coffin.

If I died right now, I don't think they'd find anything too embarrassing, apart from the odd Coldplay CD. My internet history is as clean as a whistle and I've never fashioned a home-made vagina from half dozen foam sponges, a silky smooth latex glove and a Pringles can.

The most embarrassing thing I own is a pair of Crocs.

Best slippers ever though.

Alf Stewart.

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Oh, 'tis no joke. In fact maybe the thread should really be in Bargain Alerts :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WVZiqegWzk

Maybe just me, but I reckon I'd lose wood the moment my pecker got near that contraption.