Neckbeards, the worst form of facial hair?

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I was walking down a busy town centre when I was approached by a friend of mine whom I haven't seen in a few weeks.

He had apparently taken upon himself to try and grow a "massive, manly beard" (his words, seriously) and ended up with an extremely fluffy and pubish neckbeard.

Naturally, I was disgusted and told him to march back home and shave that obscenity off immediately. We would share the cheeseboard another day.

Personally, I feel like that the neckbeard is the ugliest form of facial hair, followed by the horrendous soul patch and the chest-long ginger goatee.

What do you think? Do you have a neckbeard? Are you aware of how silly you look?

tomwaterford

Neck is not your face so ergo not facial hair

IMO

Temptamperu

Ive been cultivating a goatie. Its great craic altogether.

FortySeven

Neckbeard is the worst, nearly as bad as the pubescent moustache.

kneemos

FortySeven wrote: »

Neckbeard is the worst, nearly as bad as the pubescent moustache.

It's a difficult area to shave in fairness.
If we want to support each other as brothers and repel the feminist onslaught we ought to appreciate the beard in all its forms and nod in appreciation,even if deep down we need to vomit.

FortySeven

kneemos wrote: »

It's a difficult area to shave in fairness.
If we want to support each other as brothers and repel the feminist onslaught we ought to appreciate the beard in all its forms and nod in appreciation,even if deep down we need to vomit.

Lol! Kneemos, someone should give you a medal.

I have a full, no nonsense, gardenesque type beard myself. It wards off all forms of evil, including feminism.

wakka12

I think any facial hair of any kind other than a thick grown in stubble looks awful. I know some people have nice beards and I can appreciate them as nice beards but generally I think they make most men look worse! Thick stubble on the other hand improves the majority of mens appearances imo.

bnt

I'm not clear on what is meant by "neckbeard". Is it for guys who have neck hair only, or is it also applied to guys who have the same length of hair on their faces too?

FortySeven

Captain Chaos

FortySeven wrote: »

"I told you to shave off those sideburns, go home, you're off the team."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_5lXIT5AY

kneemos

bnt wrote: »

I'm not clear on what is meant by "neckbeard". Is it for guys who have neck hair only, or is it also applied to guys who have the same length of hair on their faces too?

I assumed it was just around the neck.
Now I'm not so sure.

Kyler Polite Stoicism

Kyler Polite Stoicism wrote: »

Naturally, I was disgusted and told him to march back home and shave that obscenity off immediately. We would share the cheeseboard another day.

Thought I was reading another Aongus post there for a moment.

Worst form of facial hair is the hairy mole.

Anesthetize

The square moustache has to be the worst form of facial hair ever. What was Hitler thinking?

bnt

kneemos wrote: »

I assumed it was just around the neck.
Now I'm not so sure.

From reading Urban Dictionary and other sources, it's about having more hair on the neck than on the face. The implication being that it's a guy who can't grow a real beard even if he tries, and should therefore not bother in the first place.

Alf Stewart.

Worst form of facial hair is lots of little 1/4" long hairs on the chin, or lip, or the ghastly long sideburns.

On women.

LETHAL LADY

Candie wrote: »

Thought I was reading another Aongus post there for a moment.

Worst form of facial hair is the hairy mole.

Do you have a hairy mole?
Why does my question seem dirty?

B.A._Baracus

I knew a guy who had a neckbeard years ago when I worked with him. A right rude little dickhead. But the "beard", if you wanna call it that, just looked so weird. Like he forgot to shave his neck.

LETHAL LADY

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Do you have a hairy mole?
Why does my question seem dirty?

I have a mole I suspect will sprout when I'm an old hag. Looking forward to it too. I'm going to embrace the hagdom for all it's worth.

You know why it sounds dirty!

Sir Osis of Liver.

Anesthetize wrote: »

The square moustache has to be the worst form of facial hair ever. What was Hitler thinking?

I read somewhere it was the fashion for the German lads in the trenches in WW1.It allowed a snug, airtight fit for the gasmasks while still maintaining some face furniture.

LETHAL LADY

Candie wrote: »

I have a mole I suspect will sprout when I'm an old hag. Looking forward to it too. I'm going to embrace the hagdom for all it's worth.

You know why it sounds dirty!

I've one hairy mole right on my jawline under my ear and I'm not even that old. The only blessing is it's not a raised mole and the hairs are wispy and blonde. Tis very sexy so it is.:pac:

darkpagandeath

"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."

mansize

Candie wrote: »

I have a mole I suspect will sprout when I'm an old hag. Looking forward to it too. I'm going to embrace the hagdom for all it's worth.

You know why it sounds dirty!

menopause will bring the chin hairs

Keane2baMused

I once saw an elderly lady with a full goatee. Twas impressive.

mansize

mansize wrote: »

menopause will bring the chin hairs

Looking forward to it. I think it'll suit me.

YFlyer

Wasn't the word neckbeard barred on boards?

La.de.da

FortySeven wrote: »

Lol! Kneemos, someone should give you a medal.

I have a full, no nonsense, gardenesque type beard myself. It wards off all forms of evil, including feminism.

PM sent :P

love a good full beard on a man:)

La.de.da

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

Worst form of facial hair is lots of little 1/4" long hairs on the chin, or lip, or the ghastly long sideburns.

On women.

I agree there's wax and creams to sort that sh1t out!

kneemos

I reackon I'd have one of those distinguished salt and pepper jobs if I let it grow.Two days is the most I can stand though.

mansize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSiTMLzUSE

milehip

What the hell is a soul patch?

kneemos

mansize wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSiTMLzUSE

OK.


Pills.

Sir Osis of Liver.

A fella I work with had receeding hair with adjoining sideburns for years and recently decided to do what any self respecting baldy lad would do and shave his head.

He looks very strange now with no hair and just a pair of Weetabix on the side of his face.

dr.bollocko

The hitler is not a good choice. Also the chin strap. It's the facial hair equivalent of jean shorts.

Anesthetize

milehip wrote: »

What the hell is a soul patch?

Google must be down again.

milehip

Anesthetize wrote: »

Google must be down again.

Bite me.

Earthhorse

Kyler Polite Stoicism wrote: »

Do you have a neckbeard? Are you aware of how silly you look?

No and no.

LETHAL LADY

Anesthetize wrote: »

Google must be down again.

milehip wrote: »

Bite me.

Handbags at dawn :P

Armchair Andy

Kyler Polite Stoicism wrote:

We would share the cheeseboard another day.

Were ye on yere way to an orgy or what ?

milehip

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Handbags at dawn :P

I looked it up,the pictures were 'soul- destroying'

Hope the're happy now,dont think I'll sleep tonight.

Capt'n Midnight

Candie wrote: »

Thought I was reading another Aongus post there for a moment.

Worst form of facial hair is the hairy mole.

How about a naked mole ?

Weird things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_mole-rat

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

How about a naked mole ?

Weird things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_mole-rat

That's me turned off my sushi

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

They're quite desperate looking alright. My hair grows all over my face and I trim off any hair below a lowered jawline through the point halfway between my chin and Adam's apple.