Looking for an old, hilarious thread - Poo cloth

Starman07

Apologies if this isn't the way to go about this.

It's Friday, I'm feeling very unproductive and could use a laugh. I remember reading a thread a few years ago, which involved some guy revealing that he always uses a cloth to wipe his arse after a poop, and he seemed surprised this wasn't the norm and I just remember laughing so hard at some of the replies, but I can't find it anywhere, popped into my head and wanted a read.

Ring any bells for any one?

Thanks

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Did it have anything to do with leaving a tea towel in the fridge in case you'd a sensitive badge?

Starman07

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

Did it have anything to do with leaving a tea towel in the fridge in case you'd a sensitive badge?

Haha, it may well have done

BrianD3

if you don't find the arse cloth thread maybe the arse soap one will do?
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056785563

Wiseman Drinkwater

Look for threads started by Flutterinbantam. Should be one of those.

Anything here look familiar?

kjl

Probably my old thread
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056113321

Subcomandante Marcos

Hardly a thread by a lad who's family aren't Irish about using a bidet was it?

intheclouds

kjl wrote: »

Probably my old thread
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056113321

Are you still not wiping your bum?

Or washing your hair?

kjl

intheclouds wrote: »

Are you still not wiping your bum?

Or washing your hair?

Well, I do when I am in work, but at home it's bidet all the way.

And I do wash my hair, I just don't use shampoo.

Alf Stewart.

Brown cloth? Laaaah-Deee-Daaaaah.

Any one for a curry?

A chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his bare hands – and hygiene inspectors found ‘brown fingerprints’ in the kitchen.
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, had an empty bottle in his kitchen which inspectors discovered was covered in faecal matter.

He said he filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet – and did not use toilet paper for ‘cultural reasons’.
Chowdhury then prepared dishes including meat and fish curries at his Yeahya Flavour of Asia in Swindon, Wilts.

He pleaded guilty to ten allegations of breaching food and hygiene regulations at Swindon Magistrates Court and will be sentenced later.
Prosecuting, Rosie Heath said health officers visited his business on May 5 last year and found ‘very poor standards of hygiene’.
She said: ‘In the kitchen under the double sinks [they] found an empty plastic milk bottle which was extremely dirty and was covered with brown fingerprints.
‘When asked, Mr Chowdhury explained he filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet.
‘He did not use toilet paper for cultural reasons. Inspectors concluded the brown finger prints was fecal matter.’

Defending Mark Glendenning said the milk bottle was never assessed and the marks ‘could have been spices

:eek:

Caught brown handed.

osarusan

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

Brown cloth? Laaaah-Deee-Daaaaah.

Any one for a curry?





:eek:

Caught brown handed.

Did he work here?

Starman07

kjl wrote: »

Probably my old thread
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056113321

Haha, yes!!! That's the one, you legend! I've just read the first few comments and and I'm lolling, thanks!

Ted111

This thread is excra Mental.

Dr Strange

It's amazing how many banned and closed accounts can be seen in that thread. All since 2010.

Aglomerado

Thanks OP. Just got my daily dose of hilarity... (and yuk).

"Fudge Tunnel Maintenance" :D:D:D:D

MarkR

I've gone through several pages of brown gold. Did he ever say how he dried? Please god tell me it wasn't with a towel!

TerrorFirmer

There was a good story of a guy in the Stingy People thread who rather than buy toilet paper, allegedly wiped his ass with a cloth and just kept washing it over and over again after every use.

What he did when he had visitors was the real mystery.

Gunslinger92

I'm having a great laugh at this, thanks

Starman07

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

There was a good story of a guy in the Stingy People thread who rather than buy toilet paper, allegedly wiped his ass with a cloth and just kept washing it over and over again after every use.

What he did when he had visitors was the real mystery.

😂

Robsweezie

still cant top the brown wedding.

we'llallhavetea

mwahaha! i remember that thread, still hilarious!! "just wipe your arse will you" fcuking brilliant! :'D