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"Don't Fcuking Shoot", Parrot to be witness at murder trial.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Too many grey areas in that evidence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,267 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    "bwark, I ain't never fvcked nobody over in my life that didn't have it comin' to 'em, bwark".

    Glazers Out!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Quite comical, hence it making the headlines. But really, I hope a parrot repeating something he could have easily heard in a movie doesn't determine whether a woman goes to prison for life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    School boy error leaving a live witness at the murder scene.
    She'll do bird for this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Sinister Pigeon


    Them African Greys - always sticking their beaks in other people's fcuking business.:mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Them African Greys - always sticking their beaks in other people's fcuking business.:mad:

    Toucan play at that game!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭stuar




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    wakka12 wrote: »
    Quite comical, hence it making the headlines. But really, I hope a parrot repeating something he could have easily heard in a movie doesn't determine whether a woman goes to prison for life.

    Indeed, for an important legal case like this they should apply the 'if she weighs the same as a duck she's a witch' test.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭DubiousV


    Stool pigeon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Sinister Pigeon


    ^ Racist! Used the 's' word.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I wonder if they've done a pollygraph.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Sinister Pigeon


    Sang like a canary, he did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    I don't trust parrots. I was in a pet store once, just minding my own business and out of nowhere, one told me to fcuk off :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,568 ✭✭✭valoren


    Raise your right wing and repeat after me......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    So Mr.Parrot can you tell us what happened?

    bwark, snitches get stitches, bwark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Reminds me of a funny cartoon I once saw, some posh couple were having guests over - and there was a Parrot in a cage in the corner, anyway during the caviar special dinner the Parrot started to scream "CUM ON MY TITS !!! CUM ON MY TITS!!!"

    :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How are they going to question a parrot?

    Judge: "You may begin your line of questioning"

    Prosecutor: "Does Polly want a cracker?"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    This is taking The Pelican Brief to another level :p


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