The fourth seal

Ronald Wilson Reagan · 24-06-2016 1:52pm #1

Revelation 6
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him was portly with unkempt blonde hair; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon with a bad comb over take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

24-06-2016 1:54pm

I prefer this version.

Allinall · 24-06-2016 1:54pm

Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »

Revelation 6

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, .

Where's he running, and should I do it e/w or on the nose?

PARlance · 24-06-2016 1:58pm

I usually break the seal after the fourth.

dilallio · 24-06-2016 1:58pm

Seal???

A penguin on holidays is driving his car through Clare when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first garage.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Clare, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the garage and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

Fleawuss · 24-06-2016 2:00pm

A circus with four seals is a good circus.

gerrybbadd · 24-06-2016 2:00pm

Never knew there were 3 others

Zombienosh · 24-06-2016 2:01pm

I'veeeeeeeeeee been kissed by a rose

Tabnabs · 24-06-2016 2:01pm

Was I the only one to read the OP in the voice of Johnny Cash?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

foggy_lad · 24-06-2016 2:26pm

Is daddy bringing all 4 horses to France?

Duggy747 · 24-06-2016 2:35pm

"Suck me flute!" - Mark 13:41-44

Your Face · 24-06-2016 3:17pm

The stone cold truth:

Capt'n Midnight · 24-06-2016 4:49pm

Seventh Seal FTW

a film you should see.

The Specialist · 24-06-2016 4:54pm

Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »

Revelation 6
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him was portly with unkempt blonde hair; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon with a bad comb over take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Revelation 6
Teh Sealz

1 Den teh lamb opened one of teh 7 bukkits and teh furst doodz say "Come and take lookz!"

2 An behold der wuz white horse, wif a man sittin on it wif a bowz. An crown wuz given to him an he went out to take all cheezburgerz.

3 Den dat lamb opend nother bukkit and doodz say "Come"

4 Den anuther ridin red horse come. He wuz allowed to takez all teh worldz cookiez and milkz, and send dem tu bedz eerly. Sum peeps mite die tu: an he can has great sword an stuffz.

5 He prozeded to opens nuther bukkit an big black horse come. Living doodz say "Come" an he balanced stuff in hiz handz.

6 An den sum dood said "Sum stir fry for denarius! An denarius 4 cheezburger! Better not eated mah cheezs and bradz!

7 An i oppeneded nuther bukkit an 4th dood say "Come and lookz!"

8 Lo behold a pale horsez with a dood sitin on it, his naym wuz Deaths, an liek Hadez an stuff followd himz. Him had enuf skillz to be in ur base killin lots ur doodz

9 Den they openeded anuther bukkit an under teh altarz there wuz all kitteh souls who had deded more than niyne timez. Basement Cat and pitt bulls done it cuz they tried to givez kittehs baths, diddnt like too much.

10 Den teh voicez cries out "Iz it can be vengence tiem?"

11 Each of dem were givenz sum white robez. The shuld take napz for a whyle an den when all other kittiez die, they gittemm robez too.

12 Oh mai, they oppended nuther bukkit there wuz big ground shaky. Teh sunz got all darky and teh moonz wuz bluudy. Wow.

13 Den sum starz startin fallin. Kittehs be like "woez!".

14 Later, teh skiez got brighted. All landz come back tooo.

15 All teh kingz an queenz an generalz an luutinantz an princez an lordz an earlz an dukez an citizenz an peasantz an serfz an slavez an wimmenz an specially joo went to find shelterz.

16 They saidz to teh mountainz "Fall downz on us and save ussses from teh wrath of teh lambz!"

17 For finally he gotten really pissed, no kittehs should standz.

Duckworth_Luas · 24-06-2016 5:06pm

Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »

2 And I saw, and behold a horse: and he that sat on him was portly with unkempt blonde hair

Boris?

FortySeven · 24-06-2016 5:11pm

I'd have to crack the seal on a fourth bottle of vodka before reading that tripe again.

diomed · 24-06-2016 5:36pm

A four horse race. Who won?

AtomicHorror · 24-06-2016 6:05pm

Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »

Revelation 6
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him was portly with unkempt blonde hair; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon with a bad comb over take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.