Funniest joke you ever accidentally made

OwaynOTT

Was in work chatting away about Cuba. I've if the guys was mad to go there because it's so different than the regular tourist spots.
And he was singing its praises about how different it is.
So I said that the bananas all bend to the left there, as an example of how its soooooo different and unusual there.

Came to the realization 10-15 seconds later that there was another 'joke' in there.
Bananas turning to the left and Cuba with it communist history.

So the question is, what jokes have ye unintentionally made?

s4uv3

I don't get it.

Mint Aero

Penises sprang to mind first. Penises makes funnier joke than communism.

KERSPLAT!

I don't like bananas

The_Valeyard

Mint Aero wrote: »

Penises sprang to mind first. Penises makes funnier joke than communism.

Communism, its a classless party.

Shint0

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Was in work chatting away about Cuba. I've if the guys was mad to go there because it's so different than the regular tourist spots.
And he was singing its praises about how different it is.
So I said that the bananas all bend to the left there, as an example of how its soooooo different and unusual there.

Came to the realization 10-15 seconds later that there was another 'joke' in there.
Bananas turning to the left and Cuba with it communist history.

So the question is, what jokes have ye unintentionally made?

The joke was sort of a double entendre but there usually has to be a sexual twist as well. Oh wait...you mentioned 'bananas' in there too, so yes, you meet the criteria. Well done

Stigura

I like bananas. I don't care which way they're bending

But, but ..... I'm Straight, you understand ....! I'm not bent!

The flying mouse

I was driving a big goods van back in the dark days of NI,it had seats in it like the A team,(if you remember them) I was stopped at a very big military checkpoint,RUC man was talking to me, Asking questions in a deep low accent and of course very twitchy understandably so.

Next he said to me is this a goods van I said yea it was a great van,never had a problem with it, he just stared at me for like an eternity and then growled at me to go wan.

It was only later that my passenger in hysterics told me what happened.

gramar

I was pulled over by cops in Spain after leaving a bar known for drugs.
They padded me down asking for drugs coke, hash...and for hash used the colloquial term..'chocolate'. I said yes I did in fact and held up a bag I was carrying with 3 bars of Cadbury's dairymilk a friend's mother had brought over for me earlier. They had look inside and told me to be on my way.

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So where was the Coke?

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

So where was the Coke?

I had it hid up my nose.

groucho marx

Needless to say I had the last laugh

rightyabe

My housemate once bought a new mattress for his bed. It turned out to be to small for his bed frame. I asked him was he going to leave it back and get one that fits and he said he wasn't sure..I said "yeah sure sleep on it a see how ya feel in the morning"

Outlaw Pete

Cineworld last night to watch Independence Day II (don't bother).

I got one of those Baskin Robin Sundaes with the long spoon but as we were walking off the person I was with, who claimed they didn't want one, asks me to 'go back and get another spoon' for them as they now decided they might just eat half of my sundae during the film. So I walk back, say to the girl 'I'll just grab one of these spoons' and proceed to do so and she says: 'Do you want a big one?' and I looked her right in the eye and said 'No, I already have one'. The double entendre hit us both at the precise same nano second.

Not really an accidental joke, more a mortifying fopaux. I'll live.

FizzleSticks

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SuperGrover

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Was in work chatting away about Cuba. I've if the guys was mad to go there because it's so different than the regular tourist spots.
And he was singing its praises about how different it is.
So I said that the bananas all bend to the left there, as an example of how its soooooo different and unusual there.

Came to the realization 10-15 seconds later that there was another 'joke' in there.
Bananas turning to the left and Cuba with it communist history.

So the question is, what jokes have ye unintentionally made?

Sounds like you were havana laugh alright