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If you had an evening with Gerard Depardieu what would you do?

  • 22-06-2016 11:18pm
    #1
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭


    I would like to share a lemon curd pie in a diner and discuss Brexit.

    What would you do AH?


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Does he know how to play ****head? If not, I'll teach him.


  • #3
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I would tell him that he has to be one of the god awful ugliest bastards to ever show his ugly face on screen...then I'd leave.


  • #4
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Get pisséd :pac:


  • #5
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    I'd ask him to marry Whoopi Goldberg.


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'd kick the Putin puppet up the hole.

    And then I'd kick him again for starring in so many crap movies.

    French cinema is Godard, Truffaut, Besson, Jeunet, not some big nosed wannabe American-Russian twat that pishes on airplanes


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  • #7
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ask him who he is


  • #8
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Show him where the toilet is


  • #9
    Easca Peasca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭Easca Peasca


    Tell him he looks like a fat Mickey Rourke, then leave.


  • #10
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'd kick the Putin puppet up the hole.

    And then I'd kick him again for starring in so many crap movies.

    French cinema is Godard, Truffaut, Besson, Jeunet, not some big nosed wannabe American-Russian twat that pishes on airplanes

    I read your list, saw a lack of Jean Reno, and read again. Still nothing.

    Explain :mad:


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    I read your list, saw a lack of Jean Reno, and read again. Still nothing.

    Explain :mad:
    Jean Reno is an actor, and his many collaborations with Luc Besson should have indicated I hold him in high regard.

    Monsieur Decrapdieu fancies himself as a filmmaker, but in my opinion he's a knob


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  • #12
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Jean Reno is an actor, and his many collaborations with Luc Besson should have indicated I hold him in high regard.

    Monsieur Decrapdieu fancies himself as a filmmaker, but in my opinion he's a knob

    Reno is the French Ken Watanabe. Or is Watanabe the Japanese Reno...


  • #13
    DominoDub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭DominoDub


    Ask him all about Isabelle Adjani who he has worked a lot with .

    I had big crush on her as a teen after watching "One Deadly Summer "on Channel 4 :cool:



  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Reno is the French Ken Watanabe. Or is Watanabe the Japanese Reno...
    Any Frenchman who can convey himself as likeable is a thespian genius:pac:


  • #15
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Bonjour Monsieur Depardieu!

    Ou est le centre de Georges Pompidou?


  • #16
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Empty his wine cellar, of course.


  • #17
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I'd cancel.


  • #18
    EyesClosed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭EyesClosed


    I used to work in the airport, he refused to speak any English to anyone and had a translator, he's an asshole


  • #19
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    We'd re-enact Cyrano de Bergerac


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