Girl shot dead for not paying water charges!

cheeto

Anita Notpayingwater has revealed that her daughter got SHOT DEAD during her leaving cert exam by none other than Enda Kenny! can't say I'm shocked. disgusting really.

cruais

Acid filled dreams again last night, was it?

Ruu

Is it September yet?

cheeto

Ruu wrote: »

Is it September yet?

No it's June and we have to pay water charges

MRnotlob606

Sometimes I wonder why there something rather than nothing. With the latter seeming like a reasonable alternative with the often futile, random vagaries of life

tomwaterford

There are some seriously disturbed/bored people on Twitter....not sure which this is....

LightsStillOn

cruais

In honour of OP Cheeto

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.
The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven't ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.
The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can't not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”
The man replies, “Honestly, doc I, don't do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

aaronjumper

No

I had water once it wasn't too bad, don't see what the fuss is about.

MilesMorales1

Are we being trolled here?

KERSPLAT!

I was gonna pay, but not now! Kenny seems like he's not a nice person, not a nice person at all!!

KERSPLAT!

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Are we being trolled here?

Don't be silly

aaronjumper

No

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Don't be silly

You're silly.

#fightthepower.

LightsStillOn

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Are we being trolled here?

Trolled? We're being bleedin' tolled by Enda & Europe that's what's happening

foggy_lad

I heard he shot her with bullets of shoite from an AK-47

Conor Bourke

I heard he shot Harambe the gorilla too, the bastard.

Shield

Bet she downloaded music too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9rT1RHhAQ

cheeto wrote: »

Anita Notpayingwater has revealed that her daughter got SHOT DEAD during her leaving cert exam by none other than Enda Kenny! can't say I'm shocked. disgusting really.

hatrickpatrick

Oh great, /b/ is leaking again

KERSPLAT!

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

I heard he shot Harambe the gorilla too, the bastard.

No need for the baseless accusations. Back on topic. Banned. Infraction!!

Conor Bourke

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

No need for the baseless accusations. Back on topic. Banned. Infraction!!

Excessive moderation! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!!!1!

KERSPLAT, you're such a great mod and so sound too

KERSPLAT!

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Excessive moderation! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!!!1!

KERSPLAT, you're such a great mod and so sound too

Shield

Run to your safe space Corn.. go now... go quickly...

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Excessive moderation! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!!!1!

aaronjumper

No

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

KERSPLAT, you're such a great mod and so sound too

How dare you turn this thread of outrage into a place of forgiveness and understanding.

Conor Bourke

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Im sending Enda Kenny after you next!

MilesMorales1

Yous all sound awful giddy right now.

aaronjumper

No

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Yous all sound awful giddy right now.

There was a big pile of sherbert left unattended.

Shield

The crack was 90*














*Euros per ounce

aaronjumper wrote: »

There was a big pile of sherbert left unattended.

KERSPLAT!

But seriously, someone put me to bed.

MilesMorales1

aaronjumper wrote: »

There was a big pile of sherbert left unattended.

That's bold behaviour that is. Where's my wooden spoon?

LightsStillOn

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

That's bold behaviour that is. Where's my wooden spoon?

Damo has it wrapped in tinfoil and is burning something in it. Wait in line!

Richard Hillman

I need to share this story to my ':insert area: Says No' Facebook Group

aaronjumper

No

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

But seriously, someone put me to bed.

There is no bed only retro dance moves.
Now look sober or you'll have the guards down on us like a ton of bricks.

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

That's bold behaviour that is. Where's my wooden spoon?

I don't think it's that kind of party.

donegaLroad

tomwaterford wrote: »

There are some seriously disturbed/bored people on Twitter....not sure which this is....

There are some serious Twits on Boards

XR3i

cheeto wrote: »

Anita Notpayingwater has revealed that her daughter got SHOT DEAD during her leaving cert exam by none other than Enda Kenny! can't say I'm shocked. disgusting really.

is she anything to Anita Gofradump?

Peregrine

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