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Do you stand or sit when wiping your ass?

  • 11-06-2016 3:43pm
    #1
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,070 ✭✭✭


    I'm a stander but heard lately some folks sit when cleaning their cornhole. So what are you a stander or a sitter?

    Do you stand when wiping? 14 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    100% 14 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Arsemageddon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    I wipe while doing a hand stand


  • #3
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Arsemageddon wrote: »
    I wipe while doing a hand stand

    Sounds dangerous with a username like that :pac:


  • #4
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Seriously?


  • #5
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    Semi-Crouch


  • #6
    gumbo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 683 ✭✭✭gumbo1


    I'd be more of a leaner tbh! Can't really how you'd do it while standing either!!


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  • #7
    Arsemageddon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Sounds dangerous with a username like that :pac:

    The name comes from the time I did a hand stand when I had diarrhoea


  • #8
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    gumbo1 wrote: »
    I'd be more of a leaner tbh! Can't really how you'd do it while standing either!!
    Jeeves wouldn't fit in the toilet bowl, so one must stand or he can't do his job.


  • #9
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    With a username like Arse-mageddon I'm surprised you called it ass instead of arse :)


  • #10
    Arsemageddon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    LordSutch wrote: »
    With a username like Arse-mageddon I'm surprised you called it ass instead of arse :)

    That would sound too American for me, I'd be getting notions about myself


    By the by, I wish I'd thought of a better name


  • #11
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    I have an ass and cart. I paint the cart but I just brush the ass. Might use a step-stool, since I'm short. Sitting wouldn't work at all.


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  • #12
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    I'm a fly tipper. I drop my guts alfresco :)

    My biggest concern is always the phone, clipped to my belt. It that drops off; Do I go in after it? Or buy a new one? €100+ What would You do?


  • #13
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I use the nearest peasant.


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