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me wrist is killing me...

  • 07-06-2016 5:33pm
    #1
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭


    This hot weather has me gone into fap overload...does your fap count increase with the temperature...


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  • #2
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    If anything one's ardour tends to slump when it gets warm and humid.


  • #3
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I'd say the country's A&Es are inundated with cases of swamp crotch with this humidity


  • #4
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    well spoken man wrote: »
    This hot weather has me gone into fap overload...does your fap count increase with the temperature...

    No....I see home and away regularly :pac:




    **i don't actually be at home on the couch pulling the stomach outta meself everyday


  • #5
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    well spoken man wrote: »
    This hot weather has me gone into fap overload...does your fap count increase with the temperature...

    Too high brow for me Im afraid


  • #6
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    well spoken man wrote: »
    This hot weather has me gone into fap overload...does your fap count increase with the temperature...

    No.
    Ice cubes in my girlfriends mouth for my evening oral.
    Step one: get girlfriend.
    Step two: get ice cubes.
    Step three: give up masturbating.
    Problem solved.


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  • #7
    HornyDevil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭HornyDevil


    well spoken man wrote: »
    This hot weather has me gone into fap overload...does your fap count increase with the temperature...

    Sure, only half a football team would describe ye.


  • #8
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    No....I see home and away regularly :pac:




    **i don't actually be at home on the couch pulling the stomach outta meself everyday

    Where does this saying come from?
    I never got the link between one's penis and ones stomach.


  • #9
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    when i wake up in the morning a nd see my wife my flut is like a crowbar


  • #10
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    That is where having a butler comes in handy (*bad dum tish*) and people said I was mad! :o


  • #11
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Morning off to a good start today...


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  • #12
    Story Bud?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    I never got the link between one's penis and ones stomach.

    Does yours not go up that far?


  • #13
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kU1xx3NMY8


  • #14
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,882 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    I prefer the term pulling the skeleton out of myself


  • #15
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Ahhhh. ...the good weather is back..excellent..


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