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Can humans poop while running?

Mint Aero · 2016-06-02 18:20:03

Or would they kick the poop back up on their heads with their heels. Cow can poop while walking and eating. Many animal squat to poop. I imagine human can poop standing easy. But to poop and run? Poop in the tracks of your enemies chasing you to cause slip up would be timely advantage.

02-06-2016 6:20pm

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Or would they kick the poop back up on their heads with their heels. Cow can poop while walking and eating. Many animal squat to poop. I imagine human can poop standing easy. But to poop and run? Poop in the tracks of your enemies chasing you to cause slip up would be timely advantage.

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#2 02-06-2016 6:22pm

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I cant run without pooping....

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Mint Aero strikes again........Jaysus.

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Didn't our own fair Sonia get a dose of the squits during a race.

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"Poop"

What's with these American sayings? Are we still so inadequate in 2016?

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#9 02-06-2016 6:41pm

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Mint Aero

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#12 02-06-2016 6:48pm

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Dog Man Star wrote: »

"Poop"

What's with these American sayings? Are we still so inadequate in 2016?

If we are still feeling the need to give out about Americanisms, then yes.

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#13 02-06-2016 6:50pm

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Dog Man Star wrote: »

"Poop"

What's with these American sayings? Are we still so inadequate in 2016?

Yeah, enough with the Americanisms already.

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#14 02-06-2016 7:03pm

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Right, let's settle this age old question once and for all, someone hold my beer...

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Ask Gary Lineker

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#16 02-06-2016 8:34pm

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Dog Man Star wrote: »

"Poop"

What's with these American sayings? Are we still so inadequate in 2016?

When are the American's going to get our slang sh*te, jayus, langer, etc.
I think more Irish words need to be put in American "Leprechaun" films.

Note I said film not movie!:D

I think it is Nickelodeon fault that words like poop enter the lexicon over here.

In answer to the OP's question have you ever had the sh*tes and were running to the jacks but could not get there in time.
It is quite an experience you should try it!

Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.

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#19 03-06-2016 7:47am

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Think yis missing the crux of the matter yis bleeding flea ticks. Whatever about painting your legs mahogany with last night's curry. What I wanted to know is it possible to poop effectively while on the run. As in plop one out without messing yourself in the process?

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#20 03-06-2016 8:48am

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Ask anyone who trusted a fart after mile 20 in a marathon.

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