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Stroking A Strange Pussy
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31-05-2016 11:59pm#1
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fineso.mom wrote: »I'm confused. It's not Monday.
That's what I was thinking.
Are you alright BM? Did you bring the pussy home with you?
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[Deleted User] wrote: »That's what I was thinking.
Are you alright BM? Did you bring the pussy home with you?
Na it followed me til about a quarter of mile from home, no here pussy wussy wussy would take it any further0 -
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fineso.mom wrote: »Ah...I think we've discoverd why you're single. Not the best chat up line BM.
How I address a cat has absolutely no bearing on my inability to seduce a human lady excuse you me!
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The Backwards Man wrote: »How I address a cat has absolutely no bearing on my inability to seduce a human lady excuse you me!
Well if even a desperate cat rejects you.........0 -
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The Backwards Man wrote: »I recount a narrative that recently befell me in the hope that it would perchance suffice as an inspirational allegory to others, and this is the thanks I get?
I'm only talking to my Tennent's from now on!
Have a brandy, life will seem better
And stop drinking on Tuesdays you have us confused0 -
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The Backwards Man wrote: »I recount a narrative that recently befell me in the hope that it would perchance suffice as an inspirational allegory to others, and this is the thanks I get?
I'm only talking to my Tennent's from now on!
In fairness to him, he's quite the eloquent turf footer.0 -
The Backwards Man wrote: »So I'm on my way home from the pub tonight when I hear a mewing, a young cat, no more than a kitten, laid down in the road in front of me. So I comforted it a wee bit and it followed me til I was nearly home. I played with Lucky and gave here a few nuts when I came home and she never even hinted dissatisfaction that I was fooling with a feline.
Now, I'm no fan of cats, hate them in fact, but the moral of the story is if I can overcome my prejudices and say there's a good puddycat, then we all can.
Never stroke a strange pussy unless you want a visit from Petey!!!
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Pluto man... Was the cat singing this tune to you ? if so, then she was lying...
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The Backwards Man wrote: »Came up the road tonight and the cat wasn't there
Your dog took her out in a rage of jealousy.0 -
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