7 reasons to close your boards account

mansize

I You're a right wing bigoted racist that keeps being shouted down by logic and reasoning
2. It's full of SJWs and RSVPs
3. You can't publish your stories about The Real Jewish Agenda™ Without being called anti Semite
4. Boards doesn't allow inflammatory threads anymore
5. After Hours clamped down on mysoginistic posts
6. Shyte there was only 5
7. Feminazis

Ruu

You can't talk about that twunt [redacted]!

Dr Turk Turkelton

Can't wait to read your prison thread about your brother being drunk and finding your laptop still logged in.

mansize

Dr Turk Turkelton wrote: »

Can't wait to read your prison thread about your brother being drunk and finding your laptop still logged in.

I'm on my iPhone

Donald Trump

mansize wrote: »

I You're a right wing bigoted racist that keeps being shouted down by logic and reasoning
2. It's full of SJWs and RSVPs
3. You can't publish your stories about The Real Jewish Agenda Without being called anti Semite
4. Boards doesn't allow inflammatory threads anymore
5. After Hours clamped down on mysoginistic posts
6. Shyte there was only 5

Only 5? I have 99 problems but something something aint one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb8Woxj0sNs

Realt Dearg Sec

7. Sometimes the "PC BRIGADE" don't arrive on a thread so I have to write a post saying "wait for the PC BRIGADE to get here". What? Confirmation bias? Dunno what that means but it sounds like commie sjw feminazi talk.

Notamurderer

Dammit. Not again. I'm out.

Turtyturd

Have you used all 5 yet op?

Donald Trump

Lets make a song out of it.

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover close your account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A

the evasion_kid

When you see a mod changing a word in the thread title because it was at odds with there opinion...

Titzon Toast

Notamurderer wrote: »

Dammit. Not again. I'm out.

That escalated quickly.

harry Bailey esq

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Especially Sunday.

The Sidewards Man

The massive hard on for for requesting links.

crazygeryy

Grabs popcorn and waits

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

THIS

The_Valeyard

I hate this morning with a passion. I have Linda Martin's version of 'Get Lucky' stuck in my head-on repeat.


IT WILL NOT GO AWAY.What have I done to deserve this.

Sh1tbag OToole

mansize wrote: »

2. It's full of SJWs and RSVPs

SJW? Wasn't she in sex and the city?

What's her account on here?

Badly Drunk Boy

I don't see why anyone would need to close their account. Just stop using the site, or stop using the account and re-reg. No need to be a drama queen about it.


"I'm out of here!!!!" *Exits stage left (or right, depending on their views...)*

gramar

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I hate this morning with a passion. I have Linda Martin's version of 'Get Lucky' stuck in my head-on repeat.


IT WILL NOT GO AWAY. What have I done to deserve this.

I'm singing the Pet Shop Boys now. Thanks a lot.

Maireadio

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

The massive hard on for for requesting links.

This.

Pedantic Posteroo: "You still haven't provided a link showing that a large proportion of the Irish population say 'yer man' and 'yer one'!!!"

Me: *inserts self into spaceship and launches it directly at the sun*

Sh1tbag OToole

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

The massive hard on for for requesting links.

I hate that sh1t. Usually the requester hasn't provided any themselves and are hoping to keep you busy prowling the interweb to prove sh1te to them. Them boys need to lighten up and realise boards was designed for light-hearted sh1te-talking

K-9

RSVP's?

Winterlong

It becomes trendy to close your account as many other former frequent posters have closed theirs.

1) because you want to.

Insect Overlord

[Deleted User] wrote: »

1) because you want to.

Why d'you gotta play that song so loud?
Why you always run around in crowds?
Why d'you always have to dance all night?
Why you always gotta say what's on your mind?

Avatar MIA

1) because you got a girlfriend.
2) See # one

mansize

Avatar MIA wrote: »

1) because you got a girlfriend.
2) See # one

She's not the boss of me

Avatar MIA

mansize wrote: »

She's not the boss of me

Or know your Boards.ie user name I'd hazard a guess. :pac:

Realt Dearg Sec

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

I hate that sh1t. Usually the requester hasn't provided any themselves and are hoping to keep you busy prowling the interweb to prove sh1te to them. Them boys need to lighten up and realise boards was designed for light-hearted sh1te-talking

I have never once seen someone who requests links who was then willing to retract or alter their POV once credible ones are provided refuting them. They just move the goalposts. Would drive you mental.

FizzleSticks

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Boom_Bap

1. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p2WeUt9YimQ/TpMc31PPEJI/AAAAAAAAAiU/CzRfM7vLBPY/s400/dont_push_button.jpg
2. http://www.marketingforowners.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Push-the-button.jpg
3. https://fantasticpizzaplace.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/trying-to-press-red-button-doesnt-know-what-red-means.jpg
4. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S1-za825QJY/Ua9XfhiQE9I/AAAAAAAAAFg/fzFCD8kSwOo/s1600/dnp2.JPG
5. http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/father-ted/series-2/episode-10/father-ted-s2e10-20090618195335_625x352.jpg
6. http://i.imgur.com/rDLsr4u.gif
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

RobertKK

On my previous account I ended up with a stalker, who would get banned by the mods, who would then re-register to start the same crap again before being banned and it was starting to repeat.
The stalker was just weird and obsessed, and I was fed up with it, so I closed my account and opened this one.
I don't know why anyone would want to stalk me, or even care enough to do what that person did.
Closing my account suffocated the stalker and problem solved, I had a new account opened within minutes without having to deal with a person with their obsessive social internet problems.

MRnotlob606

The whole "What's your opinion op" ususally in the second reply for a self-aggrandizing pat on the back with a mount 50 thanks. I don't really care what an OPs opinion is.

MRnotlob606

RobertKK wrote: »

On my previous account I ended up with a stalker, who would get banned by the mods, who would then re-register to start the same crap again before being banned and it was starting to repeat.
The stalker was just weird and obsessed, and I was fed up with it, so I closed my account and opened this one.
I don't know why anyone would want to stalk me, or even care enough to do what that person did.
Closing my account suffocated the stalker and problem solved, I had a new account opened within minutes without having to deal with a person with their obsessive social internet problems.

hey its me xoxo

RobertKK

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

hey its me xoxo

Reported :P :pac:

smash

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I have never once seen someone who requests links who was then willing to retract or alter their POV once credible ones are provided refuting them. They just move the goalposts.

Can you back up that claim?





:pac:

Winterlong

smash wrote: »

Can you back up that claim?

Typical strawman argument!

Realt Dearg Sec

smash wrote: »

Can you back up that claim?





:pac:

"I don't see anything in the links you've provided that proves conclusively that NOBODY has EVER retracted or altered their POV based on links provided. Your argument is invalid."

MRnotlob606

hahahah getting some whack of this thread boi. In fairness I think some posters do take themselves a little too seriously at times just to prove their point. Its nice we can reflect on the whole inanitiy of it all.

smash

Winterlong wrote: »

Typical strawman argument!

Your ad hominem logical fallacies won't work around here, pal!

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

"I don't see anything in the links you've provided that proves conclusively that NOBODY has EVER retracted or altered their POV based on links provided. Your argument is invalid."

Oh, so you can't back it up then! I thought so.

K-9

That was an ad hominen.

Poster then indulges in several ad hominems.

smash

K-9 wrote: »

That was an ad hominen.

Poster then indulges in several ad hominems.

Thinly veiled ad hominems!

Gatling

He forgot the russians they always forget the russians

shootermacg

and wtf is :pac ???

RDM_83 again

Because a thread like this will stay up because its referencing a poster thats disliked, a thread about one of the "nice"/Legends of Boards posters and you wouldn't be able to move for the bold text after it had been up for an hour.