Spartans me hole. That'll learn ya ya little fecker

Donald Trump

So there's a story about some mental Japanese parents who decide to punish their young fella by abandoning him out in a wilderness area inhabited by bears.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/29/missing-japanese-boy-yamato-tanooka-left-in-mountains-as-punishment-say-police

Or if you prefer smaller words and the odd titty photo in your newspaper
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/boy-7-lost-bear-infested-8076873

So people. what is the worst punishment your parents every meted out to you? Was it deserved?

I can't think of anything too bad for myself other than the standard few belts for misbehaving

Stigura

Nice 'clouds' in the Guardian shot. But, I was disappoint with the no titties on the Mirror one.


" Could Do Better ".

Donald Trump

Stigura wrote: »

Nice 'clouds' in the Guardian shot. But, I was disappoint with the no titties on the Mirror one.


" Could Do Better ".

Well if you can't find titties on the internet on your own, I think that there might only be so much that we can do for you! :pac:

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Donald Trump wrote: »

So there's a story about some mental Japanese parents who decide to punish their young fella by abandoning him out in a wilderness area inhabited by bears.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/29/missing-japanese-boy-yamato-tanooka-left-in-mountains-as-punishment-say-police

Or if you prefer smaller words and the odd titty photo in your newspaper
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/boy-7-lost-bear-infested-8076873

So people. what is the worst punishment your parents every meted out to you? Was it deserved?

I can't think of anything too bad for myself other than the standard few belts for misbehaving

The mirror was by far the more informed article, despite the lack of boobs.

sligeach

Missing Boy Left In Japan Forest Found Alive.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/missing-boy-left-japan-forest-found-alive-025912345.html

He's very lucky, the parents even more so.

Winterlong

Is stupidity a criminal offence in Japan? I hope so.

andekwarhola

Was told they were pretending they were leave him and drove a few hundred yards and he ran off, presumably to wind them up, and they couldn't find him? With a kid that age as well, it sounds like plausibly stroppy behaviour.

If so, they're obviously guilty of stupidity/lapse of judgement but hardly of deliberately conspiring to abandon him in a forest.

hairyslug

Fair play to the young lad, I know some 20 year olds that wouldnt last a week in a forest

andekwarhola

hairyslug wrote: »

Fair play to the young lad, I know some 20 year olds that wouldnt last a week in a forest

To be fair, he managed to find a rudimentary hut with a working water tap.

No different to being raised in somewhere like Dundalk really.

Allyall

Hope the parents asked him if he learned his lesson.

andekwarhola

Allyall wrote: »

Hope the parents asked him if he learned his lesson.

Imagine the guilt trip potential.

He'll be launching into 'traumatic flashbacks' of the incident for the next 10 years if they refuse to meet any exorbitant toy/gadget/pocket money demands.

osarusan

andekwarhola wrote: »

Imagine the guilt trip potential.

He'll be launching into 'traumatic flashbacks' of the incident for the next 10 years if they refuse to meet any exorbitant toy/gadget/pocket money demands.

What are you going to do, throw me to the f**king bears again?

andekwarhola

osarusan wrote: »

What are you going to do, throw me to the f**king bears again?

:pac:

He'll get Warhol style framed printouts of Yahoo News reports (that prominently feature rabid brown bears) for his bedroom.

conorhal

Bravo! Finally a parent that's willing to follow through on the usually idle threat of "If you don't stop messing back there immediately, so help me God I'll pull this car over and you'll be walking home from here..."

That'll learn him.

He won't be throwing rocks at people anymore

kneemos

I see a new Japanese reality game show in the making.

Hande hoche!

kneemos wrote: »

I see a new Japanese reality game show in the making.

Tentacles will somehow be involved...

ScumLord

Allyall wrote: »

Hope the parents asked him if he learned his lesson.

Yes, that if he's bold he's parents will send him on an adventure, and the world's media will be waiting to hear how he got on when he gets back.

kneemos

5.0 to the kid.Try that again mother****ers.

conorhal

osarusan wrote: »

What are you going to do, throw me to the f**king bears again?

Yes son, we will, and now you know it's no idle threat either, so finish your f**king vegetables.

seamus

By all accounts he owned it like a boss and wasn't at all phased by it.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a punishment the parents regularly carried out and he just treated eahc time as a little adventure, confident that they would return eventually.

cbyrd

conorhal wrote:

Bravo! Finally a parent that's willing to follow through on the usually idle threat of "If you don't stop messing back there immediately, so help me God I'll pull this car over and you'll be walking home from here..."

My parents did this a few times on the way to our grannies house. She lived in the country, so 5 of us in the back of the car bating the heads off each other and he'd crack! Slam on the brakes and 2 kids were put out ..sometimes he'd only drive on a little bit but I remember once we were about 300 yards from the house and he put me and my older brother out.. I felt so hard done by cos I wasn't fighting.. I was just telling them to shut up!
In fairness though I was always the loudest cos I'm the only girl..
There's days I'd gladly put mine out but I'd never live with the mammy guilt.