Stuck in the toilet

namloc1980

So I'm locked into the toilet in a Costa Coffee. Lock is broken and door won't open....help me AH!

hairyslug

namloc1980 wrote: »

So I'm locked into the toilet in a Costa Coffee. Lock is broken and door won't open....help me AH!

Call Costa coffee,

Happened someone I work with in retail a long time ago, it was his first day so didn't know the number of the shop so he had to call the customer care line and they rang us to get him out

FortySeven

Just make like renton and swim for it!

namloc1980

Well there's 4 ppl on the other side of the door. They're having a great laugh.

FortySeven

namloc1980 wrote: »

Well there's 4 ppl on the other side of the door. They're having a great laugh.

So are we sir, so are we.:)

punisher5112

They will supply you with loads of coffee.
Is your zipper stuck. Fire brigade and garda special branch on way.

AnonoBoy

Never mind getting out. Classic thread status awaits OP!

namloc1980

They've called a locksmith now. Great fun...

Peregrine

Try their carrot cake. It's really nice.

suicide_circus

Its important to stay hydrated so drink the water from the toilet bowl. Stave off cabin fever by putting a sock on your hand to make a puppet companion and keep track of time by marking off each hour on the wall using your own faeces.

FortySeven

Peregrine wrote: »

Try their carrot cake. It's really nice.

Is that the one made with olive oil? I've heard it is a bit special.

Peregrine

FortySeven wrote: »

Is that the one made with olive oil? I've heard it is a bit special.

I think so. It's lovely with a mocha.

OP, which coffee did you get?

IsMiseMyself

I got stuck in the toilet in Apache Pizza once, except I didn't know the address of where I was and my 4G wouldn't work as I was down a few sets of stairs. Had to phone for help and explain nearby landmarks. The man on the phone thought it was hilarious.

crazygeryy

i bet you'll be bursting for a **** just as they get the door open.

Peregrine

crazygeryy wrote: »

i bet you'll be bursting for a **** just as they get the door open.

And then go back in and get stuck again!

Lyaiera

I'm in my own bog now. Not stuck, but it's adding to the atmosphere of this thread.

namloc1980

I have the handle now in my hand but still no budge in the door. The barrel is bust.

harry Bailey esq

Haha stung!

FortySeven

You've got to get yourself together. You've got stuck in a toilet, and now you can't get out of it.

FortySeven

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Haha stung!

Nobody mentioned bees, this changes everything!

milehip

suicide_circus wrote: »

Its important to stay hydrated so drink the water from the toilet bowl. Stave off cabin fever by putting a sock on your hand to make a puppet companion and keep track of time by marking off each hour on the wall using your own faeces.

Make a ball outta toilet paper and amuse your self by bouncing said ball as many times as you can then try and break that record!!

jcd5971

FortySeven wrote:

Nobody mentioned bees, this changes everything!

Insert Nicholas cage meme here

alchemist33

Pah, this is nothing. Imagine gettimg locked in the toilet on a train in India with only the hole below for ventilation. It took 30 minutes, thirty whole minutes for them to get me out.


I haven't been back to a toilet for years.

namloc1980

I'M FREE!

gramar

Don't worry OP, Oscar Pistorious will get you out.

mad muffin

I thought this was going to be a thread about melty hoops…

FortySeven

gramar wrote: »

Don't worry OP, Oscar Pistorious will get you out.

That wouldn't be the quickest way to be fair.

hairyslug

jcd5971 wrote: »

Insert Nicholas cage meme here

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myshirt

Op, if you thought you had it bad, consider there is a whole forum here on boards filled with people who think they are a woman trapped in a man's body!


Mod-Banned

gramar

FortySeven wrote: »

That wouldn't be the quickest way to be fair.

I dunno, I reckon a cricket bat and a few pistol rounds would have that door open in no time:pac:

athtrasna

Compensation?

namloc1980

Sweet sweet freedom!

tayto lover

You should have told them you were afraid of your sh*** while stuck in there.

Cherry Blossom

Load of fuss about nothing. All you had to do was stand in the toilet and flush. It would have taken you straight into the ministry of magic.

Discodog

Anyone sitting & contemplating the World should think of this fella who was bitten on the dick, by a nine foot python whilst sitting on the toilet.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/

Capt'n Midnight

namloc1980 wrote: »

I'M FREE!

Let me guess, you tried pulling the door instead of pushing it ?