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  • 24-05-2016 10:14pm
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Circumstances have left me in charge of the local pub for the next hour or so. Granted I'm the only customer, but I'm going to grasp this opportunity with full aplomb.

    Are you someone that people could trust to leave in charge? Or would you wreck the joint?


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  • #2
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Is it the sitting room you are frequenting or your living room maybe that no one else is there?


  • #3
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I might go Power mad!


    Everyone's BARRED!!!!

    Get outta my pub!!!

    /Torches the place.



    ...yeah, I'd say I'm responsible....


  • #4
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Post your location and im sure you won't be alone for long:)


  • #5
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Someone get shot op?


  • #6
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    In my local earlier there were two other patrons apart from myself and the OH

    And that was in Swords in Dublin!


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Circumstances have left me in charge of the local pub for the next hour or so. Granted I'm the only customer, but I'm going to grasp this opportunity with full aplomb.

    Are you someone that people could trust to leave in charge? Or would you wreck the joint?

    Pouring yourself a few free pints then?


  • #8
    jluv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭jluv


    Should you not be inviting us Boardsies for a lock in? :D


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Is it the sitting room you are frequenting or your living room maybe that no one else is there?

    Yeah, look at my sitting room.


  • #10
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    kfallon wrote: »
    Pouring yourself a few free pints then?

    Yeah, but it's liquid ****e


  • #11
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Yeah, look at my sitting room.

    backwards man lives in backwater it seems


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Those glasses won't wash themselves...


  • #13
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Having worked in pubs since 96 Tuesday was always dead. Even in the boom


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Stheno wrote: »
    Yeah, but it's liquid ****e

    That sounds like a waste treatment plant he's been left in charge of not a pub.


  • #15
    sheep?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 824 ✭✭✭sheep?


    I'm an adult, and definitely responsible for some.....things...that happened.

    But that's about it.


  • #16
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    OP , ya ok ?


  • #17
    dexter647
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭dexter647


    Definitely a country pub I reckon with not a craft beer in sight:(....We are deprived out in the sticks


  • #18
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    corner of hells wrote: »
    OP , ya ok ?

    Never better.


  • #19
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Enda, come along with me, we'll look after the pub for sure. You could trust me with anything, whether your life/money or soul, I'll sing you mantra music all night while I tuck into every beverage in the pub and water it all down allowing drivers to be actually sober driving home for a change.

    You can even trust me to put magic onto you, I will make you believe that the pub doesn't actually exist. Trust me.


  • #20
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Become an excorcist op. Rid the bar of its spirits!


  • #21
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    A very large measure of your best Brandy (Hennessy) would be my first thought.


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    dexter647 wrote: »
    Definitely a country pub I reckon with not a craft beer in sight:(....We are deprived out in the sticks

    If golden honey crafted by the most skilled Scottish brewers doesn't count I don't know what is! :D


  • #23
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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