whats the worst thing u did to your boss

EIREAROEIRE

i crushed up a viagra and put it in my managers drink on xmas night out he vanished an hour later best night of his life or worst u decide

EIREAROEIRE

he was a smart little prick to be fair

EIREAROEIRE

i could have done worse

Robsweezie

horsed it into him

Calibos

Wrapped a piece of brown Tile grout that had come lose in cling film and asked him if it was his and if he'd dropped it. Without even a pause he said, "Yep thats mine, took it from me and put it in his pocket.

Few minutes later he reappeared and asked "WTF is this?"

While stifling laughter I say, "Its tile grout wrapped in cling film. Why? What did you think it was??"

"Ya Bollix!!"

"Well that'll teach you not to claim what isn't yours boss"!!

Atlantic Dawn

EIREAROEIRE wrote: »

i crushed up a viagra and put it in my managers drink on xmas night out he vanished an hour later best night of his life or worst u decide

Have you problems with your flute yourself that you happen to have access to Viagra?

scudzilla

i had this job that lasted for about 4 months in a laundry back in Wales, i hated it, but i really needed the money to support he family so had to just grin and bear it, was always going to be a short term solution.

The boss there was a tyrant, everybody hated him, he'd treat people like ****e.

Every morning he'd walk up the stairs to his office, which overlooked the factory, go inside, lift up his kettle to check water was in it and turn it on, while kettle was boiling he'd stand outside screaming orders and abuse at people.

On my last day i got in very early (so early that the night shift were still on), took a huge turn in a container, went to his office and dropped it in the kettle (making sure kettle was full of water)

The bastard came in as usual, went to his office, put kettle on and stood overlooking floor bellowing orders.

When he opened the door to go back in to the office he went green, the smell , damn, we could smell it on the floor, would love to bump into him again and tell him it was me

EIREAROEIRE

my flute is fine got it from a man i know why u need some lol,

Shint0

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Have you problems with your flute yourself that you happen to have access to Viagra?

It can be obtained in some countries without prescription.

FizzleSticks

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Baron Kurtz

The sad vindictive side of Boards to the fore here. Please tell me a "turn" wasn't what I think it is. Probably a regular poster on dole threads now.

jigglypuffstuff

I walked out of my Job Xmas week because my boss made a few very unwise and untrue comments

He was left covering all my hours because they couldn't find someone until after new years ..deserved it imo he is universally hated..even by his boss!

EIREAROEIRE

a turn in my book would be a good lash ha ha

Atlantic Dawn

Shint0 wrote: »

It can be obtained in some countries without prescription.

This not being one of them :pac:

Pat Mustard

EIREAROEIRE wrote: »

i crushed up a viagra and put it in my managers drink on xmas night out he vanished an hour later best night of his life or worst u decide

Viagra doesn't cause spontaneous erections.

Is there something that you are not telling us?

suicide_circus

Killed him and stole his pen

Riders Of Rohan

Rang up the day I left and reported him for bullying a co-worker, I had been sticking up for him for 4 months and knew once I left he would go over board. Was extremely uncomfortable cause the guy wore a dress, we worked in Starbucks for christ sakes