How come normal girls get so hung up about sex, but....

Under_Graduate

....but the chicks at the massage shop do it as easy as a handshake.

lol - just kidding.

But seriously.

Sex workers do it like they're stocking shelves.

I mean, they're all females, aren't they?

How can it be such a big deal to one, but such a breeze to others?

When I OCCASIONALLY get a chick from the bar home, and jump through her endless hoops, and eventually get her into bed, I basically have to keep my fingers crossed she doesn't turn around to me at that point, and give it, "sorry. I don't want to feel cheap. No sex for you!!".

And it ain't cause they're not turned on.
I know.

'Splain it to me lucy. 'Splain it to me.

LightsStillOn

It's not them, it's you.

Ronald Wilson Reagan

They can smell the desperation, spray plenty of Lynx on yourself.

riffmongous

What remorseless emperor commands you to keep making these awful threads?

Armchair Andy

Do you like fishing with dynamite OP?

Ally Dick

If you're just after your andy cole, you're going to have to lower the standard of women you're seducing. Any classy woman won't succumb on your first date

ToddyDoody

Have you ever tried pushing a baby out of your arse? You probably don't want to be doing that at the drop of a hat, I'm guessing.

thisistough

How come you get so worked up when another guy tries to have sex with you? I mean the guys in porn videos do it all the time like its no big deal! I don't get it, I mean, ye're all guys aren't ye? Explain it to me please

Wibbs

Under_Graduate wrote: »

....but the chicks at the massage shop do it as easy as a handshake.

lol - just kidding.

But seriously.

Sex workers do it like they're stocking shelves.

I mean, they're all females, aren't they?

How can it be such a big deal to one, but such a breeze to others?

When I OCCASIONALLY get a chick from the bar home, and jump through her endless hoops, and eventually get her into bed, I basically have to keep my fingers crossed she doesn't turn around to me at that point, and give it, "sorry. I don't want to feel cheap. No sex for you!!".

And it ain't cause they're not turned on.
I know.

'Splain it to me lucy. 'Splain it to me.

All we need to know really. "Females"? What are you, African American?

Wibbs

Armchair Andy wrote: »

Do you like fishing with dynamite OP?

I swear I initially read that as "fisting with dynamite". :eek: I need professional help.

relax carry on

I hope to God I wasn't as desperate and moronic as this idiot appears to be in my teenage/early twenties years.

Duckworth_Luas

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Have you ever tried pushing a baby out of your arse? You probably don't want to be doing that at the drop of a hat, I'm guessing.

Wait, do babies come out of their arses?

Guy:Incognito

Under_Graduate wrote: »

I mean, they're all females, aren't they?
.

Yes, every last one of them...................except the male ones.


Anyway, females?



EDIT. Stupid non imbedding after hours.

God OP you're back with your "discussions".

osarusan

Baffling that a wordsmith such as yourself would have any trouble sweet-talking the ladies.

ToddyDoody

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Wait, do babies come out of their arses?

No they don't actually! I tend to have only limited interest in the female body.

Peregrine

The OP was previously told to stop starting threads like this. Thread closed and OP banned.