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Having your bum chomped on

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  • #2
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    The rat might lick you out.


  • #3
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    The rat might lick you out.

    Wtf.


  • #4
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    I bought gerbils to put in mine.


  • #5
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Another reason for peeing standing up. Look your enemy squarely in the eye as you unleash your bladder on him.


  • #6
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Is this a Richars Gere thread?


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  • #7
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    fatknacker wrote: »
    I bought gerbils to put in mine.

    Lemmiwincks?


  • #8
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    Another reason for peeing standing up. Look your enemy squarely in the eye as you unleash your bladder on him.


    Go-girl.com
    Great idea


  • #9
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Misleading thread title.

    There I was getting all excited.


  • #10
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Go-girl.com
    Great idea

    The tagline could be:

    "It's for your vagina!"


  • #11
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    It's for peeing in a rats eye. Seriously though I'm having mild palpitations. Not too long ago a boards poster posted how her husband saw one in the toilet. My nerves are shot


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  • #12
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Wtf.

    Rats love riding.


  • #13
    Sound Bite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    Click bait!!!!

    Not sure what it says about my mind but was expecting something different!


  • #14
    sammyjo90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,191 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    Unfortunately I knew exactly what this was about.
    And having moved to cork in the last two months..im starting to regret that decision!


  • #15
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    sammyjo90 wrote: »
    Unfortunately I knew exactly what this was about.
    And having moved to cork in the last two months..im starting to regret that decision!


    What did it happen you too


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    You're never more than ten feet from a rat!

    The two legged ones are the worst though.


  • #17
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    So not even rats like getting dumped on.


  • #18
    sammyjo90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,191 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    Maybe it did,maybe it didn't.

    Nah,I just think I mi gg t be better off going back from whence I came!
    no toilet climbing rats there! Cork gets flooded way too easily!


  • #19
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Thought this was a thread about eating ass.
    Wanted to see what boardsies are real dirty in bed.


    Very disappointing


  • #20
    Deep Six
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭Deep Six


    Sound Bite wrote: »
    Click bait!!!!

    Not sure what it says about my mind but was expecting something different!

    "This man sat on a toilet...you won't believe what happened next!"


  • #21
    esforum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭esforum


    put a snake in the toilet, problem solved :)


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  • #22
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    magentis wrote: »
    Misleading thread title.

    There I was getting all excited.

    This.


  • #23
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,093 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Can't believe no-one mentioned Pet Shop Boys.

    Wavin pipe ftw. One way in, no way ...

    Not your ornery onager



  • #24
    RIGHTisRIGHT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 726 ✭✭✭RIGHTisRIGHT


    I was going to make a rude joke but I am sure the experience was far from funny.
    The only way to get over something like this would be to go out and get rat-arsed.


  • #25
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Guy on toilet gets bit on the arse - trust me - he is thanking god and allah it wasnt his balls and that he hadnt dropped his lad over the side for a pi$$!!
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #26
    Cathy.C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Cathy.C


    Very same thing happened a neighbour's daughter last year. They came and told us just so we would be mindful. Yeah, mindful is a word. More like petrified the life out of us. Haven't had a relaxing trip to the lav since. It's quite common apparently. There's an Irish company that even installs special thingamajigs to prevent them from coming in where things go out, in a manner of words.


  • #27
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,093 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Cathy.C wrote: »
    Very same thing happened a neighbour's daughter last year. They came and told us just so we would be mindful. Yeah, mindful is a word. More like petrified the life out of us. Haven't had a relaxing trip to the lav since. It's quite common apparently. There's an Irish company that even installs special thingamajigs to prevent them from coming in where things go out, in a manner of words.

    Neighbour's daughter? Friend of a friend's cousin.

    Rats - I call them. I also make pies. I am the Pied Piper of that place in central Europe.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #28
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Cathy.C wrote: »
    Very same thing happened a neighbour's daughter last year. They came and told us just so we would be mindful. Yeah, mindful is a word. More like petrified the life out of us. Haven't had a relaxing trip to the lav since. It's quite common apparently. There's an Irish company that even installs special thingamajigs to prevent them from coming in where things go out, in a manner of words.


    That's terrifying. You can't even flush rat poison down the toilet. I know I shouldn't read these things or ask for more incidents but I can't help myself, it's a morbid curiosity


  • #29
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Something something rat-arsed something something


  • #30
    LDN_Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    "Gotta eat the booty like groceries."


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