badger in the house

job seeker

Hi all

I came up to college, dropped my stuff off at my house..then I noticed a dead badger in the house.. Who do I call to get this away?

job seeker

This is not even a joke.. Anyone have any advice?

lab man

Gloves, an yourself kid

larrymiller

A shovel and a bag of lime

Genghis Cant

job seeker wrote: »

Hi all

I came up to college, dropped my stuff off at my house..then I noticed a dead badger in the house.. Who do I call to get this away?

Inside in the house?

job seeker

Genghis Cant wrote: »

Inside in the house?

Ya..

Yea.....we don't need that pic.

White Clover

job seeker wrote: »

Hi all

I came up to college, dropped my stuff off at my house..then I noticed a dead badger in the house.. Who do I call to get this away?

Photo or gtfo!

job seeker

lab man wrote: »

Gloves, an yourself kid

Could you not catch tb off it?

job seeker

White Clover wrote: »

Photo or gtfo!

See previous post for pic. He was well dressed, styling a denim jacket.

crackcrack30

Wouldn't it make a change from Tayto sandwiches?....theres aten there for a month....

tom_tarbucket

job seeker wrote: »

See previous post for pic. He was well dressed, styling a denim jacket.

No wonder your username is what is is ; )

Rackstar

job seeker wrote: »

Could you not catch tb off it?

That's why you are wearing the gloves

job seeker

crackcrack30 wrote: »

Wouldn't it make a change from Tayto sandwiches?....theres aten there for a month....

How do you mean? I'm not following you..

job seeker

Rackstar wrote: »

That's why you are wearing the gloves

Yes, but Tb is dispersed into the air. People catch it from breathing it in.. Or so google states..

job seeker

tom_tarbucket wrote: »

No wonder your username is what is is ; )

Well, it was the room mates that done it..

MF290

job seeker wrote: »

Yes, but Tb is dispersed into the air. People catch it from breathing it in.. Or so google states..

Ah but google won't throw him out the window for you

Rackstar

job seeker wrote: »

Hi all

I came up to college, dropped my stuff off at my house..then I noticed a dead badger in the house.. Who do I call to get this away?

I f***ing hate when you notice a dead badger in the house

job seeker

MF290 wrote: »

Ah but google won't throw him out the window for you

Unfortunately not..

Bullocks

Id use gloves and get him out of the house , or stuff him into the roommates pillow case as payback!

larrymiller

Throw him in the oven for an hour

gctest50

Has 4 legs and is not a table = probably tasty

The Badger is one of the cleanest Creatures, in its Food, of any in the World, and one may suppose that the Flesh of this Creature is not unwholesome. It eats like the finest Pork, and is much sweeter than Pork. Then, just when a Badger is killed, cut off the Gammons, and strip them; then lay them in a Brine of Salt and Water, that will bear an Egg, for a Week or ten Days; then boil it for four or five Hours, and then roast it, strewing it with Flour and rasped Bread sifted. Then put it upon a Spit, as you did before with the Westphalia Ham. Serve it hot with a Garnish of Bacon fry'd in Cutlets, and some Lemon in slices.

Kovu

Right, I think this is gone far enough. Local authorities will remove dead wildlife.

Closed.