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Don't let your teenager ride a bike

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  • 10-04-2016 12:18pm
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    Ronald Wilson Reagan
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    The teenage years can be difficult and dangerous dangerous enough as it is,don't make them deadly, so what better protection than an overpowered sports utility vehicle when first experimenting with drink and drugs.
    Be a mother not a murderer , don't let them die on an outdated contraption such as a bicycle, re-mortgage the house do what ever it takes to get them a new car.


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    kneemos
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    Drugs you say.


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    enzo roco
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    I havent read such sh1t in a long time.


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    punisher5112
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    Let them use their 2 legs. Insurance keeps most off the road.

    What were you taking op.


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    mad m
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    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Let them use their 2 legs. Insurance keeps most off the road.

    Couldn't agree more , if I could turn back time I'd be making them walk. Sick of being the Daddy taxi.


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    Diabhal Beag
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    Don't tell me how raise my weens, you monster!


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    The flying mouse
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    Get them a horse...


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    silverharp
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    Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »
    The teenage years can be difficult and dangerous dangerous enough as it is,don't make them deadly, so what better protection than an overpowered sports utility vehicle when first experimenting with drink and drugs.
    Be a mother not a murderer , don't let them die on an outdated contraption such as a bicycle, re-mortgage the house do what ever it takes to get them a new car.


    This post has been brought to you by SIMI.


    link?

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    Samaris
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    Waaat?

    Nonsense thread is pretty nonsense. 2/10


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »
    The teenage years can be difficult and dangerous dangerous enough as it is,don't make them deadly, so what better protection than an overpowered sports utility vehicle when first experimenting with drink and drugs.
    Be a mother not a murderer , don't let them die on an outdated contraption such as a bicycle, re-mortgage the house do what ever it takes to get them a new car.


    This post has been brought to you by SIMI.


    It'll be ok Enda, Micheal will talk to ya tomorrow....


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    The_Valeyard
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    enzo roco wrote: »
    I havent read such sh1t in a long time.

    Tempted to agree with you. Just wondering if OP suffered a tragedy in regards to it and is here to vent?


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    rsh118
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    Nothing like a new car for them to drink Pisswasser in and smoke Redwood cigarettes.


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    Wibbs
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    enzo roco wrote: »
    I havent read such sh1t in a long time.
    Give me time to build up a head of steam FFS. It's early enough for a Sunday.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    Pac1Man
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    This is just typical Ronald Reagan.


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    Alf Stewart.
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    Ride a bike?

    That mongrel would ride anything that moves ffs.

    Gonna start making him wear a pair of boxing gloves when he goes into the bathroom, and he has completely destroyed all the socks in the house.

    Teenagers. Hormonal little bastatrds eh.


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    MilesMorales1
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    Started drinking early today?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Baiting much?


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    biko
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    Worst thread ever, or at least the last week.


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    The_Valeyard
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    biko wrote: »
    Worst thread ever, or at least the last week.

    Can think of one more.... a minty one.


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    Del2005
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    Ronald Wilson Reagan wrote: »
    The teenage years can be difficult and dangerous dangerous enough as it is,don't make them deadly, so what better protection than an overpowered sports utility vehicle when first experimenting with drink and drugs.
    Be a mother not a murderer , don't let them die on an outdated contraption such as a bicycle, re-mortgage the house do what ever it takes to get them a new car.


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    Trucks are bigger than cars, better get them a Main Battle Tank to make sure that they are safe.


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    esforum
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    Del2005 wrote: »
    Trucks are bigger than cars, better get them a Main Battle Tank to make sure that they are safe.

    dont be so silly, a Hummer is perfectly reasonable :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    I was unfortunate enough to be found with 15 kilos in my spare tire. I was so mad at the auto repair shop that sold me that tire, thanks to D'Leo and Thurax the district attorney saw it that way too.

    D'Leo and Thurax - Accidents happen. And we'll prove it!


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    Robsweezie
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    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys


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    [Deleted User]
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    "Men folk found their women scary, cos they were so big and hairy.."


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    darkpagandeath
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    Is she hot ?


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