Top Gun

Kermit.de.frog

Just watched Top Gun (again). Nothing like a bit of good old 80's tripe of a Saturday night.

My god though it must be "the George" of movies. Every air engagement seems to be matched by pictures of bulging biceps and beach volleyball.:o

And i'm convinced Slider is in fact on that side of the tracks. Anyone agree?

Great movie though.

timthumbni

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Just watched Top Gun (again). Nothing like a bit of good old 80's tripe of a Saturday night.

My god though it must be "the George" of movies. Every air engagement seems to be matched by pictures of bulging biceps and beach volleyball.:o

And i'm convinced Slider is in fact on that side of the tracks. Anyone agree?

Great movie though.

They are remaking it (or rebooting it) maybe. Tom cruise and iceman val Kilmer possibly involved. Tom looks the same but val perhaps not so much.

enda1

What?

RobbingBandit

This you OP???


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-RuIsxGX4M

Captain Chaos

Yeah Top Gun 2 is in the works, all drones and UAVs done in CGI.

It will be like Stealth, and that was sh1t.

Alf Stewart.

enda1 wrote: »

What?

Op gets buzz from watching ever so slightly softcore gay porn.



And that's ok.

Kermit.de.frog

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

Op gets buzz from watching ever so slightly softcore gay porn.



And that's ok.

Yes, yes it is. Not as much female flesh on offer.

One eyed Jack

timthumbni wrote: »

They are remaking it (or rebooting it) maybe. Tom cruise and iceman val Kilmer possibly involved. Tom looks the same but val perhaps not so much.

Aww shìt! They just can't leave anything alone!

I can just see them now having Gwyneth Paltrow or some other walking coat hanger playing Kelly McGillis' part!! :mad:

mansize

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Just watched Top Gun (again). Nothing like a bit of good old 80's tripe of a Saturday night.

My god though it must be "the George" of movies. Every air engagement seems to be matched by pictures of bulging biceps and beach volleyball.:o

And i'm convinced Slider is in fact on that side of the tracks. Anyone agree?

Great movie though.

It's gayer than Panti fisting Ru Paul

One eyed Jack

mansize wrote: »

It's gayer than Panti fisting Ru Paul

Jesus Christ!! :pac:

mansize

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Jesus Christ!! :pac:

No, Panti.

But Jesus fisting Ru Paul would be up there either

timthumbni

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Aww shìt! They just can't leave anything alone!

I can just see them now having Gwyneth Paltrow or some other walking coat hanger playing Kelly McGillis' part!! :mad:

Apparently Ashton kutcher playing toms son, Demi Moore playing his ageing mother and val Kilmer now playing Kelly's character.

In the closet gay man learns to fly planes with like minded guys... Lol.

Lights On

Tarantino seems to think it's a gay one alright!

MacauDragon

Here comes the big airplane....

Katgurl

Lights On beat me to it. I don't think this is an original analysis I'm afraid OP.

JupiterKid

Top Gun has so many gay undertones I don't know where to start.

And a bit of an irony is Kelly McGillis later came out as a lady loving woman...

Smidge

Top Gun has to be the most homoerotic movie EVER.. with 300 as a close second. I was out with friends a wee while back in a gay bar and they had a tv playing "the most attractive men in Europe", or some such thing, on a loop.
Plenty of car washes, hoses aimed in odd fashions and suds, lots of "suds" running off their practically naked(apart from budgy smugglers)and INCREDIBLY toned physiques.
Not that I was paying that much attention mind

Tombi!

Mod: Let's not start getting into saying anything homophobic. Already had to give one card. Would rather not have to give more/bans out, thanks folks.

KERSPLAT!

****in love Top Gun!!!

Dangerzone!!!

mansize

I was quite fond of that volleyball scene myself

Kermit.de.frog

"Ghostrider", "Iceman", "Maverick", "Hollywood"....jaysus.

Smidge

Its a crying shame that Val Kilmer looks the way he does now, he was a fine fettle of a man in Top Gun

mansize

Smidge wrote: »

Its a crying shame that Val Kilmer looks the way he does now, he was a fine fettle of a man in Top Gun

I know! He was my favourite, now, it looks like his Batsuit melted his face

KERSPLAT!

Watching Top Gun now. Did you know that Val Kilmer didn't want to do Top Gun, it was part of a previous contract. I'm sure he's glad now cause it's such an awesome movie!!!!!

mansize

Smidge wrote: »

Top Gun has to be the most homoerotic movie EVER.. with 300 as a close second. I was out with friends a wee while back in a gay bar and they had a tv playing "the most attractive men in Europe", or some such thing, on a loop.
Plenty of car washes, hoses aimed in odd fashions and suds, lots of "suds" running off their practically naked(apart from budgy smugglers)and INCREDIBLY toned physiques.
Not that I was paying that much attention mind

You should go to the gay bars on the continent- no shorts!

Canis Lupus

I work with people that are so young they've never watched Top Gun

Smidge

mansize wrote: »

You should go to the gay bars on the continent- no shorts!

It was on the continent
Eye candy and a beer...:)

RikkFlair

Smidge wrote: »

Its a crying shame that Val Kilmer looks the way he does now, he was a fine fettle of a man in Top Gun

It all went downhill after his bizarre Irish accent in that Oliver Stone sh1tfest Alexander

Smidge

RikkFlair wrote: »

It all went downhill after his bizarre Irish accent in that Oliver Stone sh1tfest Alexander

Personally, I would have said his low was in the "Ghost and the Darkness", could see a definite change in appearance then

timthumbni

RikkFlair wrote: »

It all went downhill after his bizarre Irish accent in that Oliver Stone sh1tfest Alexander

I watched that and must have missed that. Why would he have put on an Irish accent? Because of Farrell? Yanks putting on an Irish accent has always been laughable. But when they don't even have to it's just bizarre.

MacauDragon

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

"Ghostrider", "Iceman", "Maverick", "Hollywood"....jaysus.

"helmet" "goatse" "poppers" and "moustache"

mansize

Smidge wrote: »

It was on the continent
Eye candy and a beer...:)

How you doin'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-UwKtajHr0

RikkFlair

timthumbni wrote: »

I watched that and must have missed that. Why would he have put on an Irish accent? Because of Farrell? Yanks putting on an Irish accent has always been laughable. But when they don't even have to it's just bizarre.

Yep, Colin Farrell kept his own accent, so Val Kilmer and Jared Leto followed his lead. And so the "Macedonian" accent was an Irish one :pac:

Canis Lupus

Smidge wrote: »

Its a crying shame that Val Kilmer looks the way he does now, he was a fine fettle of a man in Top Gun

He's not fat anymore. Looks like he has got cancer problems. LINK

KungPao

Even the name "Top Gun" sounds gay.

Top gun, bottom target.

Was more of a Days of Thunder fan if I wanted to watch a **** 80s film with Tom Cruise being the hero who the ladies can't resist.

mansize

Canis Lupus wrote: »

He's not fat anymore. Looks like he has got cancer problems. LINK

poor guy.

mansize

KungPao wrote: »

Even the name "Top Gun" sounds gay.

Top gun, bottom target.

Was more of a Days of Thunder fan if I wanted to watch a **** 80s film with Tom Cruise being the hero who the ladies can't resist.

I hate Tom Cruise, he just irks me.

Smidge

Canis Lupus wrote: »

He's not fat anymore. Looks like he has got cancer problems. LINK

Hadn't heard any of that, he looks pretty unwell there tbh.

timthumbni

mansize wrote: »

poor guy.

Indeed. Hope he recovers. Val was pretty good in heat, and as Jim Morrison in the doors movie. Lot worse actors than val.

KungPao

mansize wrote: »

I hate Tom Cruise, he just irks me.

Lot's of people feel the same.

The bloke doesn't age, has dead eyes, and seems to be an ET doing his best human impression. He's a very odd man.

Smidge

mansize wrote: »

How you doin'?

Should've added I'm a straight woman

Eye candy is still Eye candy though

mansize

Smidge wrote: »

mansize wrote: »

How you doin'?

Should've added I'm a straight woman

Eye candy is still Eye candy though

Oh, well... the bars I go to on the continent are men only!

timthumbni

mansize wrote: »

I hate Tom Cruise, he just irks me.

Tom isn't the worst either. His personal beliefs may be odd but he has been in a fair few decent movies. Risky business, the outsiders, top gun, the firm, even cocktail had its place at the time. Many others too. Vanilla sky, magnolia, born on the 4th of July, rain man, colour of money.....

Actually Tom has had a cracking career.

Smidge

mansize wrote: »

Smidge wrote: »

Oh, well... the bars I go to on the continent are men only!

Tbf, 95% of the people in there were male, with a handful of women, me included. I just go where my gay friends feel comfortable

mansize

timthumbni wrote: »

Tom isn't the worst either. His personal beliefs may be odd but he has been in a fair few decent movies. Risky business, the outsiders, top gun, the firm, even cocktail had its place at the time. Many others too. Vanilla sky, magnolia, born on the 4th of July, rain man, colour of money.....

Actually Tom has had a cracking career.

He's creepy

mansize

Smidge wrote: »

mansize wrote: »

Tbf, 95% of the people in there were male, with a handful of women, me included. I just go where my gay friends feel comfortable

Oh yeah, the usual gay bars on the mail strip have a few girls too, its the cruisier bars that don't! Their porn is filthy :cool:

timthumbni

mansize wrote: »

He's creepy

Auucck, he's not that creepy. Bit strange at times I suppose but not really creepy. Pretty good actor at times when it comes to it.

Don't agree with the Scientology thing but that's his own problem, not mine. For he a devout Christian or Muslim would it be any different?

mansize

timthumbni wrote: »

Auucck, he's not that creepy. Bit strange at times I suppose but not really creepy. Pretty good actor at times when it comes to it.

Don't agree with the Scientology thing but that's his own problem, not mine. For he a devout Christian or Muslim would it be any different?

No, religious extremists are a bit intense.

I didn't like him before the scientology thing though

Cienciano

Lights On wrote: »

Tarantino seems to think it's a gay one alright!

He says "you can be my wingman anytime"

mynameis905

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

****in love Top Gun!!!

Dangerzone!!!

Kermit.de.frog

I never knew "Merlin" was Tim Robbins. He'd be in jail a few years earlier.