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The Great Irish Porno

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  • 09-04-2016 9:14pm
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    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 28,147 ✭✭✭✭


    I'll get the ball rolling..

    Cue Opening credits..

    Joan Bruton shaking washing machine violently in the kitchen, door bell rings...


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    ClovenHoof
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ClovenHoof


    No one cares.


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    #3
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Apt username OP


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    You just wasted three seconds of my life.


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    discus
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    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I'll get the ball rolling..

    Cue Opening credits..

    Joan Bruton shaking washing machine violently in the kitchen, door bell rings...

    ....9 times. It's Paul Gogarty and Deputy Stagg. They are angry and remorseful at how their love caused tensions in the Dail that time...


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    stampydmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    discus wrote: »
    ....9 times. It's Paul Gogarty and Deputy Stagg. They are angry and remorseful at how their love caused tensions in the Dail that time...

    Enda trudges down the stairs, pants around his ankles...


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    rsh118
    Registered Users Posts: 697 ✭✭✭rsh118


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I'll get the ball rolling..

    Cue Opening credits..

    Joan Bruton shaking washing machine violently in the kitchen, door bell rings...

    It's not the plumber, he doesn't come out on Sunday's, or after 2pm and sorry, but he can't do a quote.


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    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 28,147 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    rsh118 wrote: »
    It's not the plumber, he doesn't come out on Sunday's, or after 2pm and sorry, but he can't do a quote.

    Suddenly, Irish water van skids into driveway, catching deputy stag by surprise..


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    Kev W
    Registered Users Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Something something Ryan Tubridy, roll credits.


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    #10
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    MY EYES!! MY EYES!!


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    mad muffin wrote: »
    MY EYES!! MY EYES!!

    Said Gerry Adams, as he was being tbagged by Stagg...


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    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    To ponder.

    What is Ireland's best male / female talent?

    what % of GDP does the Irish pornography industry command?


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    discus
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    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Said Gerry Adams, as he was being tbagged by Stagg...

    ENTER A JEALOUS PAUL GOGARTY

    "I cannot believe my eyes, staggy. I went upstairs to wax the legs and you go and get amongst Jerry... **** YOU DEPUTY STAGG"

    Meanwhile, enter IVAN YATES, with handfuls of banknotes and wearing nothing but a **** eating grin.


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    timthumbni
    Registered Users Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Saw a clip of some bog hurler type ones getting it in with some scouse woman. Embarrassing all around. I doubt Irish men will ever be big porn stars. Probably wouldn't go down well with their mammies.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,265 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "How'ya luv - lads in the office there just gave me a buzz, said it was grand to come on over cause there's something wrong with the aul cable, yeah?"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,402 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Meanwhile in the basement Enda is trying to convince Micheal that what has to be done is what has to be done -

    "I know at first we'll find this uncomfortable... but it's for the good of the country. We have to find ways to... accomodate each other. There is no other way. Look into your heart; you know it to be true. I have oils and scented candles... Have you ever seen Top Gun?"


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    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    "Ah heyorr, leave it ouhhhh"


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    Annasopra
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    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    Suddenly, Irish water van skids into driveway, catching deputy stag by surprise..

    Gogarty rings Paul Murphy and he comes round with 100 protesters and some duct tape to tie up Joan Burton

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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