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Call Sweden

  • 08-04-2016 12:13pm
    #1
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭


    You call and a Swede who has signed up to the scheme answers. You can chat about anything Sverige! http://theswedishnumber.com/
    Let us know what Inga or Gustav says



Comments

  • #2
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    A random swede?












    Who knows who may turnip...


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Interesting idea.

    How many piss takers will they get though.


  • #4
    Bio Mech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    God that's pointless.


  • #5
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    A random swede?












    Who knows who may turnip...

    Jokes like this make me feel saab


  • #6
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,883 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    Jokes like this make me feel saab

    Their the kind of jokes he was bjorn to deliver


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  • #7
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Ikea-p hoping the puns will improve


  • #8
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    How do you feel about your crown princess marrying her gym instructor and being father to a future queen?


  • #9
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Ikea-p hoping the puns will improve

    We could get all puns from this thread and categorise them into 'funny', 'not funny' and 'a little bit funny'. Once we do this, we could graphically represent them in a sven diagram


  • #10
    brevity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,631 ✭✭✭brevity


    Dreams are made of this.


  • #11
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    It's going to be 90% people looking for instructions on how to assemble flat-pack furniture.


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  • #12
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    How about Bjorn Borg ?


  • #13
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    We could get all puns from this thread and categorise them into 'funny', 'not funny' and 'a little bit funny'. Once we do this, we could graphically represent them in a sven diagram

    O-laf all you like, but punning is a serious business.


    (That can go under 'not funny')


  • #14
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    We could get all puns from this thread and categorise them into 'funny', 'not funny' and 'a little bit funny'. Once we do this, we could graphically represent them in a sven diagram




    can we affjord it?


  • #15
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    BBDBB wrote: »
    can we affjord it?

    Doesn't matter. If we don't have thew funds right now, I can go to the bank for a loan. The loan approval officer might think it's an odd reason for a loan, but my charm is sure to sweden him up


  • #16
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    BBDBB wrote: »
    can we affjord it?
    NOr WAY!


  • #17
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    Doesn't matter. If we don't have thew funds right now, I can go to the bank for a loan. The loan approval officer might think it's an odd reason for a loan, but my charm is sure to sweden him up


    hmmm, well he could say "Norway"


  • #18
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    BBDBB wrote: »
    can we affjord it?

    It's all about Money, Money, Money with you, isn't it? That's the Name of the Game as far as you're concerned. But When All is Said and Done, all they're asking you to do is 'Take a Chance on Me'.


  • #19
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'm not going out of my way to speak to a random person. I try my best to avoid speaking to people I know


  • #20
    jaykay74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I'm not going out of my way to speak to a random person. I try my best to avoid speaking to people I know

    Cmon, join the joyride.


  • #21
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I'm not going out of my way to speak to a random person. I try my best to avoid speaking to people I know
    But would you not be interested in a stranger's opinion on Sweden's hosting the Eurovision again?


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  • #22
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    true, but sauna or later you talk to someone eventually


  • #23
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    maudgonner wrote: »
    It's going to be 90% people looking for instructions on how to assemble flat-pack furniture.

    Actually I take this back. It's going to be 55% people looking for help with furniture and 44% people doing Swedish Chef impersonations.

    The remaining 1% will be wrong numbers.


    Hurdy gurdy gurdy hurdy.....


  • #24
    LDN_Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Sounds boring. The swedes in the other end will probably go for a snus.


  • #25
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Sverige good idea actually.


  • #26
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    topper75 wrote: »
    Sverige good idea actually.
    Sounds like something someone with Stockholm syndrome would say!


  • #27
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Ray D'Arcy on Radio1 about to call Sweden.
    How bad can it get?


  • #28
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    brrr brrr
    Cool accent!


  • #29
    MacauDragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 217 ✭✭MacauDragon


    AndyBoBandy wrote: »
    Their the kind of jokes he was bjorn to deliver

    Leif it out .

    Anyway here goes.


    Balls crossed for Victoria silvstedt


  • #30
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Has anyone called?
    What did you chat about?


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  • #31
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Has anyone called?
    What did you chat about?

    Puns.


  • #32
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    LDN_Irish wrote: »
    Sounds boring. The swedes in the other end will probably go for a snus.

    I fucking love snus. I quit smoking years ago. Friend on a night out takes out some snus offers me one and I agree.

    It blew my absolute face off.


  • #33
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Now Call France
    http://www.thefrenchnumber.fr/



  • #34
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Has anyone called?
    What did you chat about?

    How do you cope with an embarrasing erection in a mixed sauna?


    "Is simple, whack it with a bushel of birch branches and it usually goes away...."


    I suspect they get that one alot...


  • #35
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Unfortunately this quickly came to the attention of the International Prank Calling Community.(IPCC)

    All the majors players from both the 'soundboard' and 'voice' factions are jamming up the lines 24/7.

    Expect the service to be discontinued in the near future.


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