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  • 28-03-2016 1:34am
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    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭


    Ok so what do you do well?

    I have arrived home drunk as fook but I still sm able to make amazing home made chips. My dad ran a chipper when I was a kid and can make the best chips ever and I learned from him. Drunk or sober.....I make amazing chips.

    So what can you do that is pretty fly....for a white guy/woman


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Sleep!

    That's where I'm a Viking!


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    maudgonner
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    I'm excellent at hill starts. No rolling back for me, no siree!

    Can't reverse or parallel park worth a damn mind.


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    Smidge
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    Make sure the chip pan is off :)


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I can lick my elbow


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    kowloon
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    I can make a very high pitched squeaking noise. Can do fcuk all else, but I can mimic an oystercatcher.


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    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    I can lick my elbow

    Long tongue or wonky arm?

    'Cause if it's the former....how you doin'? :pac:


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    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    I can take harmless comments and make them out to be offensive


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    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users Posts: 17,439 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Don't burn the house down.


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    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Witchie wrote: »
    Ok so what do you do well?

    I have arrived home drunk as fook but I still sm able to make amazing home made chips. My dad ran a chipper when I was a kid and can make the best chips ever and I learned from him. Drunk or sober.....I make amazing chips.

    So what can you do that is pretty fly....for a white guy/woman

    Wow racist and transphobic, stay classy AH :rolleyes:


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    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Witchie wrote: »
    I make amazing chips.

    BTW, mind would you share the secret to perfect chips with us anyway Witchie!

    :D


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    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    riffmongous wrote: »
    Wow racist and transphobic, stay classy AH :rolleyes:

    Just in case you were serious....:D




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    Junkyard Tom
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    Are they frozen chips from a bag you bought in a shop?


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    the evasion_kid
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    I can do the boogaloo..


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    One eyed Jack
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    riffmongous wrote: »
    Wow racist and transphobic, stay classy AH :rolleyes:


    I was going to say I can spot a punch line a mile away, but even I didn't see that coming! :pac:


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    Ruu
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    Can do a good few tricks in Skitchin'.


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    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Be a mind full of useless information. I'm great for pub quizzes not so much for life.


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    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    Are they frozen chips from a bag you bought in a shop?

    Don't be silly! I peeled the spuds, chopped them perfectly and fried them to golden deliciousment.
    Smidge wrote: »
    Just in case you were serious....:D




    Was singing this while making chips, hence the wording of my op. Give it to me baby ah ah ah.


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    recylingbin
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    I have the skills to know that when landing hone baloobas, the toaster is the most dangerous device that I'd use. Anything that has the potential to burn the house to the ground is off limits.


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    Menas
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    When drunk I can sniff out a chip shop from 2000 yards. Would not be tackling a chip pan!

    Happy hangover Witchie!


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    TG1
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    I can decode the instructions on flatpack furniture. I am an Ikea ninja!


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    jimmii
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    I can build ikea flat pack without instructions. I am a real ikea ninja.


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'm incredibly good at staring contests

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    ToddyDoody
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    I'm good at posting on message boards.... like this one.


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    jimmii
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    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    I'm good at posting on message boards.... like this one.

    I disagree.

    I am good at disagreeing.


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    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
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    Witchie wrote: »
    Ok so what do you do well?

    I have arrived home drunk as fook but I still sm able to make amazing home made chips. My dad ran a chipper when I was a kid and can make the best chips ever and I learned from him. Drunk or sober.....I make amazing chips.

    So what can you do that is pretty fly....for a white guy/woman

    Home from the pub drunk making chips.
    Sounds like the set up for those 90's UTV "Chip pon fire" ads.


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    osarusan
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    I have an incredible ability to make people angry with me.


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Long tongue or wonky arm?

    'Cause if it's the former....how you doin'? :pac:

    My arms are pretty standard as arms go......


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    jimmii wrote: »
    I disagree.

    I am good at disagreeing.

    No your not!


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    #30
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Can someone bring me a gallon of 7up please.


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    #31
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Witchie wrote: »
    Can someone bring me a gallon of 7up please.

    We use the metric system here :(


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